My female friend was crying about how fat she was and I was trying to comfort her by telling her that she didn’t look that fat but she kept accusing me of lying to make her feel bad so I thought that saying “maybe your just a heckin chonker” would cheer her up and lighten the mood but she just looked at me and left. I hope she realised that I was only being nice and that she is being irrational.
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I, a god-level CoD player, could join the military
Ok. Listen up bud. You’re a kid, and you’re getting cocky. You snuck in a few good quick scopes and got a few points ahead of me, but you have no chance. I am a Call of Duty god. I would be killing terrorists in Iraq if it weren’t for the fact that I would punch the drill sergeant in the face if he even looked at me funny. So don’t get cocky, bud. Or just like my kill/death ratio, you’re going down, kid. As soon as I finish the campaign I’m tracking your IP, hunting you down and beating the crap out of you. You’ve been warned.
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Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel
twitchquotes:
Hotform sees another invite to a friendly Fireside duel from Kripp and wants to move into fetal curl, but his hand is chained to the heater. Rania steps next to his laptop, putting dry bread and tap water down. “Come, Hotform, it is only 3 more hours today. You can even have some lettuce for dinner.” His eyes tear up while he accepts the invite and mulligans his hand, but then he sees Kripp’s first minion: Lucentbark. “No, nononono, please, please! Kill me! Just kill me! CHAT! CHAT HELP ME!”
twitch chat
Kripp
Hearthstone
VAPE ME UP, VAPE ME UP INSIDE
twitchquotes:
VAPE ME UP VAPE ME UP INSIDE CAN'T VAPE UP VAPE ME UP INSIDE VAPE MEEEEE CALL MY NAME AND VAPE ME
VAPE ME UP VAPE ME UP INSIDE CAN'T VAPE UP VAPE ME UP INSIDE VAPE MEEEEE CALL MY NAME AND VAPE ME
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Kripp
VapeNation
THERE'S TOO MUCH SALT
twitchquotes:
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) IM GETTING ANGRY THERES TOO MUCH SALT (╬ ಠ益ಠ)
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Reynad