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I just downvoted your comment FAQ (Reddit)
I just downvoted your comment.
# FAQ
## What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.
## Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:
ā¢ ā Rudeness towards other Redditors, ā¢ ā Spreading incorrect information, ā¢ ā Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.
## Am I banned from the Reddit?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
## I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.
I just downvoted your comment.
# FAQ
## What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.
## Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:
ā¢ ā Rudeness towards other Redditors, ā¢ ā Spreading incorrect information, ā¢ ā Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.
## Am I banned from the Reddit?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
## I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.
Throwing you a dislike because
Throwing you a dislike šbecause:
ā: Your comment wasn't epic
ā: It was not funny
š¤: not cute or wholesome
š: I'll edit in another reason later
Better luck next time. I'd rather watch 5 Mr Bean movies than read that sh$t again......
To my followers: hope y'all liking my new way of roasting redditors. I'm enjoying your feedback and take it to heart I love improving the site and making people better humans because of my replies to them. Beace out ā
Throwing you a dislike šbecause:
ā: Your comment wasn't epic
ā: It was not funny
š¤: not cute or wholesome
š: I'll edit in another reason later
Better luck next time. I'd rather watch 5 Mr Bean movies than read that sh$t again......
To my followers: hope y'all liking my new way of roasting redditors. I'm enjoying your feedback and take it to heart I love improving the site and making people better humans because of my replies to them. Beace out ā
My husband is the moderator for a few different subreddits, and he genuinely thinks itās a job
my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says heās, āgot too much on his plate alreadyā.
That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what heās doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesnāt clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I donāt know what to do.
Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says heās, āgot too much on his plate alreadyā.
That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what heās doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesnāt clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I donāt know what to do.
Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society (Reddit moderator goes off)
I'm seeing many bigoted comments down there so I just want to make this clear : any hate towards moderators will result in a permanent ban from this subreddit with no warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society.
Behave. Or get banned.
I'm seeing many bigoted comments down there so I just want to make this clear : any hate towards moderators will result in a permanent ban from this subreddit with no warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society.
Behave. Or get banned.
My boyfriend doesnt know (from r/trueoffmychest)
At the beginning of this month, my boyfriend received an email from his brother with the subject "Dude check this out" and a Google Doc called "!!NEW RAP!!". When my boyfriend opened it, all that was on the doc was a picture of Nikocado Avocadoās asshole. When my boyfriend texted his brother about receiving his email, he replied "what email?". Theyāve been going back and forth since about the email, my boyfriendās brother saying he never sent an email and my boyfriend thinking heās keeping up the act. What my boyfriend doesnāt know is I sent the email. I made an almost identical looking email, one letter off, and even managed to find the exact email profile picture from his brotherās LinkedIn. Now it kills me every time I see them go at it. Iām literally pissing myself as I write this.
At the beginning of this month, my boyfriend received an email from his brother with the subject "Dude check this out" and a Google Doc called "!!NEW RAP!!". When my boyfriend opened it, all that was on the doc was a picture of Nikocado Avocadoās asshole. When my boyfriend texted his brother about receiving his email, he replied "what email?". Theyāve been going back and forth since about the email, my boyfriendās brother saying he never sent an email and my boyfriend thinking heās keeping up the act. What my boyfriend doesnāt know is I sent the email. I made an almost identical looking email, one letter off, and even managed to find the exact email profile picture from his brotherās LinkedIn. Now it kills me every time I see them go at it. Iām literally pissing myself as I write this.