Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.
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I hate Reddit's new avatars
They look so incomprehensibly fucking STUPID. WHO CAME UP WITH THEM? I liked the old avatars, they were simple and friendly. Now every time, EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME. I look at someone's username, I see this ugly little shit, an abomination. Makes me almost fucking VOMIT. THEY LOOK SO DAMN STUPID I'M FUCKING TIRED OF KT. IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN HAD SEX WITH A COCKROACH, THEN WORE SOME UGLY SHIRT AND PANTS. THE REDDIT CREATURE DUDES ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING THIS STUPID ABOMINABLD SHIT. I HATE it. I want to BURN IT WITH FIRE. Sadly you can't burn JPGs. BUT EVERY TIME I SEE ONE IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY AT FUCKING SPEZ
Mods, can you please confirm that this was an original photo taken by OP
Mods, can you please confirm that this was an original photo taken by OP, otherwise this post should be removed as per subreddit policy. There is no further context provided here, how do we know that they didn't find this picture somewhere else? This directly affects our enjoyment of the post.
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My husband is the moderator for a few different subreddits, and he genuinely thinks itās a job
my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says heās, āgot too much on his plate alreadyā.
That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what heās doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesnāt clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I donāt know what to do.
Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
MODS
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.
I donāt know if youāre new here, so Iāll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donāt want to be a normie, do you?
If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iāll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.
If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donāt think I have to explain why you donāt want that.
But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youāll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
Does anyone else feels attracted to female avatar profile pictures on reddit?
I donāt know why but I kinda get a little turned on when I see them. Thereās something about their design that makes them really adorable and I always try to hold myself back from imagining things about them but I canāt help it. They look so tiny and fluffy with a petite body and short height, cute little outfits, a rounded face, big eyes and pretty hair. Like theyāre literally so unironically perfect I feel like reddit made them this way on purpose. I grew a habit of direct messaging anyone who have a nice woman avatar and chatting with them because I imagine the person using the account to look the same. Iām not even typing this out to sound like a weirdo i genuinely feel this way and I do hope that Iām not being weird for it. Please tell me thereās someone who feels the same thing