[Copypasta] ass or tits?

On the question on the preference of either the buttocks or the breasts, the very nature is complex to answer for both of those body parts complement each other quite swimmingly, and even moreso when we bring the thighs into the situation. As such, it is difficult for I to answer for the buttocks and breasts - or the "ass" and "titties", as it were - are both equally attractive. Though if I was to give an answer, I would have to say that as much as I quite fancy the breasts, I will have to pick the buttocks and the thighs as my final answer. And if you will allow me to do so, I would also like to add feet as a heavy bonus.
August 2021
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I hate you

Mark, let me tell you something. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write. An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.
August 2021

pepeJAM

â „â „â „â „â „â „â „âŖ âŖ´âŖļâŖŋâŖŋâĄŋâ ļ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠒⠒⠲â ļâĸ„â „â „â „â „â „â „ â „â „â „â „â „âŖ âŖžâĄŋ⠟⠋⠁⠄âĸ€âŖ€âĄ€â ¤âŖĻâĸ°âŖ¤âŖļâĸļâŖ¤âŖ¤âŖˆâŖ†â „â „â „â „â „ ⠄⠄⠄⠄âĸ°â Ÿâ â „âĸ€âŖ¤âŖļâŖŋâĄŋâ ŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŠâĄ˜â ˛âŖļâŖˇâŖļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ Ļ⠤⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠔⠊⠁⠁⠄⠄âĸžâĄŋâŖŸâĄ¯âŖ–â ¯â Ŋâ ŋ⠛⠛⠭â Ŋâ ŠâŖ˛âŖŦâ Ŋ⠟⠛⠛⠭âĸĩâŖ‚â „ ⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄âĸ™âĄˇâ ‹âŖ´âĄ†â „⠐⠂âĸ¸âŖŋâŖŋâĄļâĸąâŖļ⡇⠄⠐⠂âĸšâŖˇâŖļ⠆ âĄ‡â „â „â „â „âŖ€âŖ€âĄ€â „âŖŋâĄ“â ŽâŖ…âŖ€âŖ€âŖâŖˆâŖ­â ¤âĸ–âŖŽâŖ­âŖĨâŖ€âŖ¤âŖ¤âŖ­âĄĩ⠂⠄ âŖ¤âĄ€âĸ âŖžâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâĸģâŖŋâŖŋâŖļâŖļâĄļâĸ–âŖĸâŖ´âŖŋâŖŋâŖŸâŖ›â ŋâ ŋâ ŸâŖ›â ‰â „â „â „ âŖŋ⡗âŖŧâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĄŋâĸ‹âĄ˜â ŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâŖžâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâĄ€â „â „ âŖŋâ ąâĸŋâŖŋâŖŋâ ŋâĸ›â °âŖžâĄ›â ˇâŖŦâŖ™âĄ›â ģâ ŋâ ŋâ ŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâ ŋâ ›âŖ“âĄ€â „ âĸĄâŖžâŖˇâĸ âŖļâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâŖŒâĄ›â ˇâŖĻâŖâŖ›â ģâ ŋâĸŋâŖļâŖļâŖļâŖĻâŖ¤âŖ´âŖļâĄļâ žâ ŋ⠟⠁⠄ âŖŋâĄŸâŖĄâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâŖĻâŖ­âŖ™âĄ›â “â ’â ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ļâ ŋ⠟⠄⠄⠄ â ŋ⥐âĸŦâŖ›âĄģâ ŋâĸŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâĄļ⠟⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ âŖžâŖŋâŖˇâŖļâŖ­âŖâŖ’âŖ’â ļâ Ŧâ ­â ­â ­â ­â ­â ­â ­âŖâŖ’âŖ¤âŖ„âĄ€â „â „â „â „â „â „â „â „ âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖĻ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
April 2020

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Pepe

This new spam is FABULOUS

twitchquotes: â–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–ŦāŽœÛŠÛžÛŠāŽœâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧ KappaPride DAMN THIS NEW SPAM IS FABULOUS KappaPride â–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–ŦāŽœÛŠÛžÛŠāŽœâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧ
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September 2015

Classic

Dragon Rider

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August 2018

My son got kicked out of school

twitchquotes: My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. FeelsBadMan
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August 2017
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