[Copypasta] If Jeff Bezos gave everyone on this planet $1 billion

Jeff Bezos net worth is $185.3 Billion There is 7.8 billion people on earth If he gave everyone on this planet $1 billion, he would still have $177.5 billion This is why we must #TaxTheRich
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Kripp's new sub emotes have convinced me he is a sellout

twitchquotes: สœแด‡ส แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›สœแด‡ สŸแด€sแด› สแดแดœ'สŸสŸ ส™แด‡ ส€แด‡แด€แด…ษชษดษข า“ส€แดแด แดแด‡. แด›สœแด‡sแด‡ ษดแด‡แดก แด‡แดแดแด›แด‡s สœแด€แด แด‡ แด„แดษดแด ษชษดแด„แด‡แด… แดแด‡ แด›สœแด€แด› สแดแดœ'ส€แด‡ แดŠแดœsแด› แด€ษดแดแด›สœแด‡ส€ sแด‡สŸสŸโ”€แดแดœแด›. ษช แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› สแดแดœ แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ แด…ษชา“า“แด‡ส€แด‡ษดแด› แด›สœแด€ษด แด›สœแด‡ ส€แด‡sแด›. ษช แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› สแดแดœ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แดแด‡แด… า“แดส€ สแดแดœส€ แด ษชแด‡แดกแด‡ส€s... ษช แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด›, ษช แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› สแดแดœ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แดแด‡แด… า“แดส€ แดแด‡. ส™แดœแด› แด›สœแด€แด›'s แดแด แด‡ส€, แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜. ษขแดแดแด…ส™สแด‡
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Hungrybox is in need of a MAJOR comeback!

twitchquotes: Hungrybox is in need of a MAJOR comeback! I got you, son! Mom? hit noises ding Yes! Amazing! A surprise save from Hungryboxโ€™sโ€ฆ.mother? Your moves were a little bit off son, you must be hungry. Fuel up on Campbellโ€™sยฎ Chunkyยฎ Soup. Thanks Mom. Now, letโ€™s smash this noob!
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What is copypasta?

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I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you

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Kappa

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