[Copypasta] If Jeff Bezos gave everyone on this planet $1 billion

Jeff Bezos net worth is $185.3 Billion There is 7.8 billion people on earth If he gave everyone on this planet $1 billion, he would still have $177.5 billion This is why we must #TaxTheRich
August 2021
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Jumping Mario

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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November 2014

Cattarrian is Rania's last Boyfriend

twitchquotes: Hแด‡ส Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, Cแด€แด›แด›แด€ส€ส€ษชแด€ษด สœแด‡ส€แด‡. I แด‹ษดแดแดก แดส แด„แดษดsแด›แด€ษดแด› Mแด‡แดแดกแด‡ส€ษชษดแด ษชs แด€ษดษดแดสษชษดษข สแดแดœ, ส™แดœแด› I แด€แด แดษดสŸส แด›ส€สษชษดษข แด›แด แดกแด€ส€ษด สแดแดœ แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ Sแดœแด„แด„แดœส™แดœs. Yแดแดœ sแด‡แด‡, I แด€แด แด€แด„แด›แดœแด€สŸสŸส สœแด‡ส€ สŸแด€sแด› BF แด›แดœส€ษดแด‡แด… ษชษดแด›แด แด€ Cแด€แด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แดœsษชษดษข BสŸแด€แด„แด‹ Mแด€ษขษชแด„ แด€ษดแด… แด…แดษดแดœแด›s. Iแด›'s แด›แดแด สŸแด€แด›แด‡ า“แดส€ แดแด‡, ส™แดœแด› สแดแดœ แด„แด€ษด sแด›ษชสŸสŸ sแด€แด แด‡ สแดแดœส€sแด‡สŸา“. Rแดœษด Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ส€แดœษด!!!
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April 2014
Kripp

Donger Song

twitchquotes: I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ and every time its loweredโ”Œเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝโ” I cry and start to whine โ”Œเผผ@ู„อœ@เผฝโ”But never need to worry เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผฝ my Donger's staying strong ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰A Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! แ•ฆเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•ค
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March 2014
Kripp

Let's build a ladder

twitchquotes: โ• โ•โ•โ•โ•ฃLets build a ladderโ• โ•โ•โ•โ•ฃ
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April 2015

Classic

Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of RFLCT

twitchquotes: Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of RFLCT, cream, do you know what blue light is? Anybody knows what blue light is? No, not bud light. I think that's a beer brand. Talking blue light. Anyways, RFLCT is a new skin care product that protects against blue light and unwanted blue light that may be coming from your monitor. So that's my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little bottles. Stuff like that.
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October 2021
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