[Copypasta] If Jeff Bezos gave everyone on this planet $1 billion

Jeff Bezos net worth is $185.3 Billion There is 7.8 billion people on earth If he gave everyone on this planet $1 billion, he would still have $177.5 billion This is why we must #TaxTheRich
August 2021
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Priced in

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
December 2020

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WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAP PORN

WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 cocks! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to CUM IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that shit is to get out? ITS FUCKIN HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 FUCKING TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, CUM TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY. Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.
June 2021

YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE FEELS GOOD MAN

twitchquotes: FeelsGoodMan YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE FEELS GOOD MAN FeelsGoodMan LOVE, HAPPINESS, AND SELF WORTH CAN ALL BE YOURS FeelsGoodMan BUT ONLY IF YOU COPY PASTE THIS MESSAGE THREE TIMES <3 FeelsGoodMan
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June 2016
Kripp

Let's build a wall chat

twitchquotes: Let's build a wall chat KKona β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”€
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November 2016

2016 US Election

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.
August 2021
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