[Copypasta] If Jeff Bezos gave everyone on this planet $1 billion

Jeff Bezos net worth is $185.3 Billion There is 7.8 billion people on earth If he gave everyone on this planet $1 billion, he would still have $177.5 billion This is why we must #TaxTheRich
August 2021
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Donkey Kong

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Only the chosen one can fist both asses

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bro i’m more japan than you

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Weebs

The game of "shitpost" is a gentlemans' sport

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MOONMOON

Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens

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Kripp
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