Wun day, a boi n a gurl wer walkin w skool. Dey wer holdin handz and redy 2 seluhbrayt der 2 hour aniverssaree.
Da gurl turnt 2 da boi n say "bbz, do u luv me 4ever?!"
Da boi turnt 2 her n say "NO!"
Da gurl wuz <3brokn n run away frum da boi. She run in2 da street n got hit by a car.
Da boi run ovur 2 da gurl n hold her az she dyieng
"I wuz gonna say, I luv u 5ever"
Da boy den pull out hiz gat n shoot himself ded.
As his bodee hit da assfalt, a bawks rolled of his poccet. A bootyful dimund ring wuz nside.
Liek dis if u cry evrytiem
(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Copypastas
Anime girl 4
⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⠄⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⢰⣿⠿⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠘⣷⡀⠄⠢⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⠖⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⣤⢸⣿⣿⣆⠣⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣦⡀⠙⢶⣦⣄⡀⠄⡠⠞⠁⢀⡴⠄⠄⠄⠄
⢰⣿⣎⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣦⢄⡙⠻⠿⠷⠶⠤⢐⣋⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄
⢸⣿⠛⠛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣧⢤⣤⣄⣠⡘⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⠛⠂⠈⠉⠛⢿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⡇⢰⣿⣇⡀⠄⠄⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⡄⠄⠈⠄⣷⢠⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄
⢹⣿⣼⣿⣯⢁⣤⣄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣴⠶⣲⣵⠟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸
⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣟⣡⡴⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁
⠄⠰⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣶⡞⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠐⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣯⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣯⣟⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣯⣷⣿⣿⡏⣤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣞⢸⣿⣿⣿⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
Weebs
Slow mode, r9k mode, and randomly banning people, good job mods
twitchquotes:
Boy, the mods in this channel have really done a bang-up job. When I first got here it was all cappuccino pasterino, but now that they're using slow mode, r9k and randomly banning people, we can finally have a productive chat without all the IDIOTS. Thank you, mods.
twitch chat
Kripp
Message Dongered
twitchquotes:
<ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ>
twitch chat
Kripp
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
Silver 5, time for NA LCS!
twitchquotes:
Hey guys. Me and my friends have always dreamed about joining the NA LCS. We created a ranked team, climbed up all the ranks till we got Silver 5. We have finally done it. Time for NA LCS! 
twitch chat
Riot Games