[Copypasta] I have the biggest crush for streamer

twitchquotes: please do not read this, it is a private message i am posting here since notepad crashed after i downloaded that one movie. I have the biggest crush on debuz, his chiseled chest sends heart palpitations deep into my soul. His masculine elbows make my knees quiver ever so
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October 2021
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Citizens of Dalaran!

twitchquotes: Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our world's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers! Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar. Algalon was sent here to judge the fate of our world. He found a planet whose races had deviated from the titans' blueprints. A planet where not everything had gone according to plan.
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You notice a wall of text in twitch chat

twitchquotes: You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights... You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter
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WHERE IS SODAPOPPIN?

twitchquotes: 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 PANTS ARE DOWN, DICK IS FLOPPIN, WHERE THE FUCK IS SODAPOPPIN 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
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Finland's national anthem

twitchquotes: Finland mentioned, so here is our national anthem: Is盲m maa karjala perkele sauna kirves vaimo 6-1 omakotitalo vene terva m盲ntysuopa suomempystykorva konepistooli karhu ilves susi kossu viina pontikka mets盲 kiitos 39-45 veteraani Mannerheim Juti rillaa Seppo R盲ty Mika H盲kkinen syd盲nkohtaus diabetes Trixi saatana.
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Am I racist? (serious)

Hello r/blacklivesmatter. I have a question. So before I explain what happened, lemme just say this. I鈥檓 white (oppressor) and I鈥檓 very bad because I鈥檓 white. I recently was texting my friend (also oppressor) and was using some emojis to convey what I was saying. I generally use the default skin toned emojis which are a bright yellow color. One day though, my finger slipped and I accidentally used one of the darker skin toned 馃枑 emoji. After realizing the horrible act of racism I鈥檇 just committed, I immediately deleted the reply as it had been rooted in racism and there鈥檚 no excuse for that. I then profusely apologized over Instagram messages to all of my accomplices, friends and acquaintances of color. A majority of them had responses that said that what happened was completely fine but I realized their opinion was probably white washed because of me (oppressor) and other white people (domestic terrorists/oppressors). So now I ask, am I racist because of this?
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