Oh my fucking god I want to fuck the Samsung Virtual assistant so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking ad Iāve done nothing but think about her. I canāt go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. Iāve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I canāt stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I canāt complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I canāt live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I fuck her perfect 3D modeled asshole. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as Iāll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this Iāve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldnāt want it any other way.
Oh my fucking god I want to fuck the Samsung Virtual assistant so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking ad Iāve done nothing but think about her. I canāt go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. Iāve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I canāt stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I canāt complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I canāt live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I fuck her perfect 3D modeled asshole. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as Iāll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this Iāve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldnāt want it any other way.
Being a hentai actress must be so weird
Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: youāre in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000Ā„ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.
Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: youāre in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000Ā„ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.
Kripp's next hoodie color
twitchquotes:Hey Kripp, Im excited to think of what the next hoodie color will be. This ones been going strong 20 days in a row now. Maybe we'll go back to the blue one or even the other light grey one that was worn for 30+ days. It's like a game now.
Hey Kripp, Im excited to think of what the next hoodie color will be. This ones been going strong 20 days in a row now. Maybe we'll go back to the blue one or even the other light grey one that was worn for 30+ days. It's like a game now.
We are not the same (Amogus edition)
We are not the same
For instance
You say kid š¦ we say mini-crewmate
You say earth š we say Mira-hq
You say suspiciousš„·, we say sussy bakas
You say āhe was murdered so I called the policeā, we say āEMERGENCY MEETINGā
You say āthe joke is deadā we say Among us poop mod 2021 (still working) (free) (not click bait)
We are not the same
For instance
You say kid š¦ we say mini-crewmate
You say earth š we say Mira-hq
You say suspiciousš„·, we say sussy bakas
You say āhe was murdered so I called the policeā, we say āEMERGENCY MEETINGā
You say āthe joke is deadā we say Among us poop mod 2021 (still working) (free) (not click bait)
Female racist
wait, wait, wait....... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL AND A RACIST?!!?! _O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started hating minorities. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.
wait, wait, wait....... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL AND A RACIST?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started hating minorities. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.