[Copypasta] I just screenshotted your NFT FAQ (Reddit)

I just screenshotted your NFT. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: # FAQ: ## Why did you screenshot my NFT? I'm not going to tell you. ## Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs? You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT. ## How are you screenshotting my NFTs? I screenshot when you post them on your profile. ## What are you planning to do with my NFTs? Have them all. ## What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs? There's nothing you can do. ## When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs? You cannot escape me. ## Do I call the police? No. The authorities will not help you. ## What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs? Be aware. ## What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs? I will make sure youโ€™re not. If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it. ## Summary: I am screenshotting your NFTs.
November 2021
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Imposter broke into my house!

So yesterday I was eating with my family when all of a sudden a โ€œcrew mateโ€ broke in through the front door. He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin. My father told us all to hide so we donโ€™t get killed by the obvious imposter. I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus. So I told my dad โ€œDAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER? HE IS SUS!โ€ I yelled as loud as I could. The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times. The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates? I ran to call the emergency meeting by grabbing my phone off the table when I heard my mother get shot and scream for me. Lol she was so bad at among us. My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter. So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter. Lol thatโ€™s not how the game goes, I think they were hacking.
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

My husband is the moderator for a few different subreddits, and he genuinely thinks itโ€™s a job

my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says heโ€™s, โ€œgot too much on his plate alreadyโ€. That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what heโ€™s doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesnโ€™t clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I donโ€™t know what to do. Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
November 2021

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MODS

You guessed it right, im 12 btw

twitchquotes: older than 11 haHAA turning 13 in may haHAA you guessed it right haHAA im 12 btw hahAA
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September 2018

Classic

Professor Utonium

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September 2021

Sadge

โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‹โ ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โ ™โ ฟโ ‹โฃ โขดโฃŠโฃ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ โ €โข€โ ”โกฉโ ”โ ’โ ›โ งโฃพโ Šโขโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก™โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกกโ Šโ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃŒโฃพโฃฟโ โ €โกˆโขฟโกœ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ กโฃคโฃถโ โขโ ˆโขปโกโ ™โ ›โ €โฃ€โฃโฃคโขข โฃฟโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโฃ„โก€โ ฃโฃŒโก™โ €โฃ˜โกโ œโ ˆโ ‘โขฎโกญโ ดโ šโ ‰โ € โ โ €โข€โ ”โ โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โข€โฃ โข  โก€โ €โขธโ €โขผโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃŸโฃ›โฃ›โกฟโ ทโ ถโ ถโขถโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃถโฃพโกฟโ ฟโฃซโฃพ โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ทโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโกพโข—โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฆโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃโกปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโกนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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September 2020

Pepe

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