Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.
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My laptop gets hot when chat is spammed
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Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat
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Everything points to Amogus
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GME to the moon
.ใใใใใใใใใใ โฆ ใใใใโโ ใ ใใใหใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*ใใใใใใโ
โใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใโใใใใใใใ โฆ
ใใใใใใใใใใ ใ โ โ โ โ ใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใ,ใใโโโใ
.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ๏พใโโใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใโ๏ธif we holdใใ.
,ใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใโโโโใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโ
ใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโ โฆ
ใโโโใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโ๐ gme ใใใใ ใใ,ใใใ โ โ โ โ ใ
ใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใโใใ
ใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใโใโโโโโโโโโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใหใ
โโใใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ
โใใโโโโใใใใใโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*
ใใ โโใใใใใ โฆ ใใใใใใใโโโโโโโโโใโโโโโโโโใใใใ
ใใโใใใใใใใโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใโโโโใใ.
ใโใใใใใ.ใใใใ ๐ ใใใใใโโโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใ
หใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ๏พใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใโใ ๐ โ โ if we sell โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ,ใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*
.ใใใใใโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใ โฆ
หใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*ใใใใใใโ
โใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
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Europe is the Eastern USA
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Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"
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