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Hey guys, my monitor isn't working. I have to print out chat in order to read it. The paper and ink are really expensive, so please don't spam! Thank you.
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What happened to this ad? :(
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I cannot get over how much Kripp complains
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I cannot get over how much this guy complains as soon as he doesn't get extremely lucky. He is so incredibly narcissistic that he truly believes nobody else is allowed to do well or draft effective cards. We are all just guests who play in Kripp's world of hearthstone. To suggest that you are better than Kripp must simply mean that you have better RNG. What an arrogant failure of a man
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Kripp
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QT's stream ends, so does my life
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ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ\ qt's stream ends, so does my life ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ\
ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ\ qt's stream ends, so does my life ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ\
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imaqtpie
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When spam, my text automatically go to the smallest size
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Κ·Κ°α΅αΆ° Λ’α΅α΅α΅, α΅ΚΈ α΅α΅Λ£α΅ α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅αΆ¦αΆα΅αΆ«αΆ«ΚΈ α΅α΅ α΅α΅ α΅Κ°α΅ Λ’α΅α΅αΆ«αΆ«α΅Λ’α΅ Λ’αΆ¦αΆ»α΅β
αΆ¦ αΆα΅αΆ° α΅α΅Λ£αΆ¦α΅αΆ¦αΆ»α΅ Λ’α΅α΅α΅ α΅α΅Κ³ α΅αΆ¦Λ£α΅αΆ« α΅αΆ°α΅ αΆ¦αΆ°αΆΚ³α΅α΅Λ’α΅ α΅Κ°α΅ α΅αΆ¦αΆ αΆ αΆ¦αΆα΅αΆ«α΅ΚΈ α΅α΅ Κ³α΅α΅α΅ Λ’α΅αΆ¦α΅ Λ’α΅α΅α΅ αΆα΅α΅Λ’αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ αΆ Κ³α΅Λ’α΅Κ³α΅α΅αΆ¦α΅αΆ° α΅αΆ α΅Κ°α΅ α΅αΆ¦α΅Κ·α΅Κ³β
α΅αΆ«αΆ« α΅α΅αΆα΅α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ α΅α΅Λ£αΆ¦α΅α΅α΅ α΅αΆ αΆ αΆ¦αΆαΆ¦α΅αΆ°αΆΚΈ
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Japan heart surgeon and yakuza boss
In Japan π―π΅ , heart surgeon β€οΈπ¨ββοΈ . Number one πβοΈ . Steady handπ³βοΈ. One day, Yakuza boss ππ»need π heartπ. I do operationπͺβοΈ. But, mistakeπ±! Yakuza boss dieπ΅πͺ! Yakuza very madπΏ. I hideπ in fishing boatππ£π»ββοΈ, come to AmericaπππΊπΈ. No englishπ€, no foodπ©, no moneyππ«π². Darryl π¨πΏgive me jobππ¨π»βπΌ. Now I have houseπ‘, American car π , and new woman ππ±π»ββοΈ. Darryl π¨πΏsave lifeβ. My big secretπ: I kill β οΈyakuza boss on purposeπ. I good πsurgeon. The bestππ―!
Emoji Pasta
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Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked
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