Have you ever thought about how, to a horse, the world is basically Candyland? Like they're wandering down a trail and boom, there's just some thistles. And then to the left, a delicious tree. There's just food all over the ground everywhere. Horses seem pretty excited about it.
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I sexually Identify as a Genji
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I sexually Identify as a Genji. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dashing through the battlefield swift striking the disgusting enemy team. People say being Genji is Impossible but I donβt care, I can solo carry. Iβm having a plastic surgeon install cyborg parts,a shuriken dispenser and a dragonblade on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Genji Shimada Senpai" and respect my right to ignore objectives and play team deathmatch. RyΕ«jin no ken wo kurae!
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Overwatch
I sexually Identify as
Riding the chat elevator
Obama Not Bad
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Complexities behind classical music
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Chat doesnt understand the complexities behind classical music. While most of chat spends their days spamming "Kappas" and such, I study music theory and the works of Bach and Mozart. Musical masterpieces such as these are not easy for the average person to comprehend, and certainly above those that chat.
twitch chat
I hate Twitch Chat
Does anyone else feels attracted to female avatar profile pictures on reddit?
I donβt know why but I kinda get a little turned on when I see them. Thereβs something about their design that makes them really adorable and I always try to hold myself back from imagining things about them but I canβt help it. They look so tiny and fluffy with a petite body and short height, cute little outfits, a rounded face, big eyes and pretty hair. Like theyβre literally so unironically perfect I feel like reddit made them this way on purpose. I grew a habit of direct messaging anyone who have a nice woman avatar and chatting with them because I imagine the person using the account to look the same. Iβm not even typing this out to sound like a weirdo i genuinely feel this way and I do hope that Iβm not being weird for it. Please tell me thereβs someone who feels the same thing