[Copypasta] spagootie

sometimes i like to pronounce spaghetti as "spagootie" and it has been working out fantastically so far. honestly, this single change has improved my life more than you could ever imagine. i highly suggest everyone try this out and see where your life goes. probably make all your dreams come true in like 5 business days. next time you have a big bowl of piping hot marina drenched pasta in front of you say "spagootie time!!" or maybe something like "im so ready for this spagootie!" and see where the magic will take you.
April 2022
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I hate taking shits

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting
April 2022

Amazed Face

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August 2018

My donger is half my age

twitchquotes: โ—• อœ ส– อก อกโ—• ษช แด**แด›แดœส€ส™แด€แด›แด‡ แดกษชแด›สœ ษดษชแด แด‡แด€ แด„ส€แด‡แด€แด ษดแดแดก แดส แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€ ษชs สœแด€สŸา“ แดส แด€ษขแด‡ อกโ—• อœ ส– อก อกโ—•
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November 2014
Kripp

Teleporting again, son?

โขธโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขธโ € โ €โขธโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โกทโ € โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ € โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ € โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ € โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡Teleporting โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ –โ ’โขธโ € โ €โขธโ ’โ ’โขคโ €โ €โ € โ €โก‡again, son? โขธโ €โ €โฃ€โขคโฃผโฃ€โก โขธโ € โ €โขธโ คโ คโ ผโ คโก„โ € โ €โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โ ‘โกคโ คโก’โ ’โขธโ € โ €โขธโ ’โกŠโ ™โกโ €โข€ โ €โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ ‡โ €โฃ€โฃ€โขธโ €โ € โขธโฃ€โฃ€โข€โ งโ Ÿโ โ € โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ ธโฃ€โ €โ €โขธโ €โ € โขธโ ˆโข‰โ Ÿโ “โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฑโก–โขธโ €โ € โขธโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โขบโ งโขธโ €โ € โขธโข„โฃ€โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โ €โฃ โ ƒโขธโ €โขธโ €โ € โขธโ €โ ˆโ ‰โกฝโ ฟโ ฏโก†โ €โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โฃฐโ โ €โขธโ €โขธโ €โ € โขธโ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โ ฃโ €โ €โขธโข„โขธโ €โ € โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โขธโ €โ € โขธโข‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกŒโ €โขธโ €โ € โขธโ ˆโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ƒโ €โขธโ €โ € โขธโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โขธโ €โ € โขธโ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ท
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March 2022

Can't focus on sex with the Food Network on

twitchquotes: Iโ€™m married and have a 4 year old so sex needs to be done in window opportunities. Whatever channel the TV is on in the background is what itโ€™s going to be. Food Network is the hardest to have sex to by far. So if for example Guy Fieri Triple D comes on and I hear โ€œweโ€™re going to Seattle for some funky BBQ fish empanadasโ€ while having sex my brain is โ€œyes sex! But those empanadas sound crazy...dude focus on sex....thatโ€™s a shit load of jalapeรฑos, that would give me heartburn for a week....Ok back to focusing on the sex....oh shit heโ€™s going to a bbq pit in Austin next that does burnt tips in white cheddar Mac and Cheese!!! I gotta wrap this upโ€
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