sometimes i like to pronounce spaghetti as "spagootie" and it has been working out fantastically so far. honestly, this single change has improved my life more than you could ever imagine. i highly suggest everyone try this out and see where your life goes. probably make all your dreams come true in like 5 business days.
next time you have a big bowl of piping hot marina drenched pasta in front of you say "spagootie time!!" or maybe something like "im so ready for this spagootie!" and see where the magic will take you.
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Be careful, selling out can affect a stream near you.
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It has come to my understanding that our very own Forsken has turned in to a sellout. He no longer reads chat but only reads the $2 donations he gets. He accuses Frump of being a sellout, but is actually now worse than Frump. Please copy and paste this message to spread awareness. Be careful, selling out can affect a stream near you.
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Forsen
sellout
OWO
Hey, I noticed you were a female
Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also
intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this
goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan
Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you
require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,
day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a
romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in
me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to
just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I
will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider
me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some
video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a
mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.
Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on
that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)
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among us got banned at daycare
Fun fact among us got banned at the daycare where I work at
Turns out, you know how youtube has the autoplay thing ? Well one day the kids were watching among us songs on YT when autoplay changed it to the among us twerking video, 10 hour version to be exact, and ALL the kids tried twerking
So thats how among us got banned
Among Us / Amogus
I sexually idenfity as VapeNation
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I sexually Identify as 
. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling the air with the fattest rips. People say to me that a person being is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install cloudchasers, coils, and a battery on my body for the perfect vape. From now on I want you guys to call me “Lit” and respect my right to rip the fattest vapes. If you can’t accept me you’re a vapiphobe and need to check your privileges
. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling the air with the fattest rips. People say to me that a person being is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install cloudchasers, coils, and a battery on my body for the perfect vape. From now on I want you guys to call me “Lit” and respect my right to rip the fattest vapes. If you can’t accept me you’re a vapiphobe and need to check your privileges
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