sometimes i like to pronounce spaghetti as "spagootie" and it has been working out fantastically so far. honestly, this single change has improved my life more than you could ever imagine. i highly suggest everyone try this out and see where your life goes. probably make all your dreams come true in like 5 business days.
next time you have a big bowl of piping hot marina drenched pasta in front of you say "spagootie time!!" or maybe something like "im so ready for this spagootie!" and see where the magic will take you.
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Look, kid. You wanna give up?
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up? ๐บ Fine. ๐ But ๐ you ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ here ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ this ๐ far ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ all ๐ฏ these ๐ followers, fans, admirers, and ๐ hot ๐ฅ groupies by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ Don't ๐ซ give up. ๐บ You're the ๐ champ. You're the ๐ boshy.
up? ๐บ Fine. ๐ But ๐ you ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ here ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ this ๐ far ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ all ๐ฏ these ๐ followers, fans, admirers, and ๐ hot ๐ฅ groupies by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ Don't ๐ซ give up. ๐บ You're the ๐ champ. You're the ๐ boshy.
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EPICLY TROLLING MY CLASS WITH AMONG US!!!!
So today I trolled my class with Among Us in an epic way. We were doing a test and were putting numbers into the computer to log into the test. It reminded me of Among Us so I shouted, "IS THAT AN AMONG US REFERENCE?!?!" I then pointed at the kid next to me, who was wearing a red shirt, and yelled, "RED SUS! 
SUS! VOTE OUT HE'S SUS!" The teacher tried to pull me out of the classroom but I stabbed him with a pencil epic John Wick style! I proceeded to scream, "DEAD BODY REPORTED!" Then they EXPELLED me and it was kind of sus the way they did it. On my way out of the school I saw a vent so I grabbed the nearest kid and shoved him into the vent! I cracked his skull but it was just a joke so it's okay.
My therapy starts tomorrow
SUS! VOTE OUT HE'S SUS!" The teacher tried to pull me out of the classroom but I stabbed him with a pencil epic John Wick style! I proceeded to scream, "DEAD BODY REPORTED!" Then they EXPELLED me and it was kind of sus the way they did it. On my way out of the school I saw a vent so I grabbed the nearest kid and shoved him into the vent! I cracked his skull but it was just a joke so it's okay.
My therapy starts tomorrow
Among Us / Amogus
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I hate gaming laptops
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.