sometimes i like to pronounce spaghetti as "spagootie" and it has been working out fantastically so far. honestly, this single change has improved my life more than you could ever imagine. i highly suggest everyone try this out and see where your life goes. probably make all your dreams come true in like 5 business days.
next time you have a big bowl of piping hot marina drenched pasta in front of you say "spagootie time!!" or maybe something like "im so ready for this spagootie!" and see where the magic will take you.
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I hope you enjoy being tucked
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The year was 1999. A much younger trump was getting ready for bed when his mother entered the room. "Sweetums, it's much past your bedtime!" she chides. Obediently, Trump climbs into bed. As his mother lovingly lays the covers over him, she whispers "I hope you enjoy being tucked."
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My dream is to have one full page of KKONAS
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MY DREAM IS TO HAVE ONE FULL PAGE OF KKONAS PLEASE HELP ME ACHIEVE IT MY DREAM IS TO HAVE ONE FULL PAGE OF KKONAS PLEASE HELP ME ACHIEVE IT
MY DREAM IS TO HAVE ONE FULL PAGE OF KKONAS PLEASE HELP ME ACHIEVE IT MY DREAM IS TO HAVE ONE FULL PAGE OF KKONAS PLEASE HELP ME ACHIEVE IT
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Buying calls on Gamestop
I can't believe that after fifteen years of trading, my best trade of all time is going to be buying calls on fucking Gamestop.