"why are you gay"
i dont know.. one day i woke up and saw a mans ass, then i bit my lip and then he turned around and bit his lip too. then we fucked all night and forgot to say no homo, but he was fine with it. since then we've been fucking everyday, he's really vocal in bed and i love having fun with him πππ so thats why im gay. im pretty sure his name is [ur dads name here] he's really good in bed.
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Darude Sandstorm
twitchquotes:
DUDUDUDUDUDUU
DUDUDUDUDUDUU
twitch chat
Reynad
Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE
twitchquotes:
Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE ππΆ πππΆπππΆ CONGA LINE πππΆπππΆπππΆπππΆ πππΆπππΆ CONGA LINE πππΆπππΆπππΆπππΆ πππΆπππΆ CONGA LINE πππΆπππΆπππΆπππΆ πππΆπππΆ CONGA LINE πππΆπππΆπππΆ
twitch chat
Classic
Lisa Ann wants Trick2g to be in the porn industry
This is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva
twitchquotes:
Hello Kripparian, this is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva. I have started working overtime at the power plant, and your sister Tatyana has gone to Berlin to sell her body to Kraut swine for money. We do all this to pay for your "Stoned Heart of the Cards" game. Please win tournament and send us rubles soon, so our family can be together again.
twitch chat
Kripp
Hearthstone
ALL IN
β β β β β β’ β£β β β£β β β’β£β β β β β’ β‘β’ β£β β’β‘β β β β β
β β β β β’β‘Ώβ’»β‘β β£Ώβ β β’Έβ£Ώβ β β β β’Έβ‘Ⓒ⑿⣦Ⓒβ‘β β β β β
β β β β β£Όβ β β£Ώβ‘β£Ώβ£€β£€β’Έβ£Ώβ£€β£€β β β’Έβ‘β’Έβ‘β β’Ώβ‘β