So my wife works from home and she is a graphic designer. She is working from home because the rabbit is very needy and cannot be apart from her without screaming it’s head off.
She barely leaves the house due to this and it is difficult because I have to do everything for her and them that requires leaving the house. Whenever we go anywhere together the rabbit has to go with her. However since that post was posted I had developed a plan with the help from some dms and comments
I had been acting sick all night and all morning and convinced my wife to go to the market for me to get me medicine. Some Tylenol and cough syrup. She was worried about the rabbit and suggested taking it with her but I somehow convinced her to go without it. We live in a rural area and the closest store is about 20 minutes away. So I hatched my plan as soon as she left.
I grabbed that little shit by the neck and while it kicked and screamed I put it into an Amazon box and rushed to the car with it. Initially the plan was to release him into the wild so I drove to the closest wild spot which happens to be a campsite and let the little parasite out.
He is partially blind so he just sat there for a bit and I pushed it closer to the grass off the gravel parking lot and it started sniffing around and shit. At this point I thought I was home free and I got into the car to leave but the little shit noticed me getting in and ran towards the car when I started it and moved the car over a bump and I heard a scream.
I didn’t know what to do do I started driving and stopped the car a little further away and it was lying there on the gravel parking lot as I started to panic. I didn’t want to kill it I just wanted it gone. Instead I drove over it like a speed bump.
I put him back into the box and Drove to the vet. My wife is calling my phone I don’t know what to do, I’m writing this in the waiting room of the vet. I fucked up. The whole thing is a blur.
Edit: rabbit is alive, driving home, will update
Waiting for adblock to be disabled
More Copypastas
Kermit the Frog and the Twin Towers
It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001. In "It's a Very Muppets Christmas Movie," a film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of fuck could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses. The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.
I'm TimThePlatMan, and this is my ELO
twitchquotes:
I'm TimThePlatMan, and this is my ELO. I boost it with my old man lassiz, and my son, Big moon. Every game I play has throws and tilt. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know how I'll throw this game.
twitch chat
TimTheTatman
Overwatch
Kripp's salt
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▄▄██████▄▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▄▄████████████▄▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▄▄██████████████████▒▒
▒▒▒▄███▌█▐▌▄▀▌▐▌▄▐▌▄▐▌█▀▀██▒
▒▒▐▀███▌▄▀▌▀▄▌▐▌▄█▌▄██▌▀▀██▌
▒▒█▒▒▀█▌█▌▌▐▐▌▐▌██▌████▀▀▐██
▒▒█▒▒▒▒███▀▀▀█▀█▀█▀▀▀▀█████▌
▒▒▒▌▒▒▒▒██▌▀█▌▀▐▌██▌▐█████▀▒
▒▒▒▀▄▓▓▓▒█▀▀▐▐█▌▌▀█▌▐██▀▀▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▀░▓▓▒▐█████████▀▀▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒░░▒▒▐█████▀▀▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀▀▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
Kripp
Hafu is jealous of Rania
twitchquotes:
Ｋｒｉｐｐ！！！ Ｉ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｓａｄ ａｎｄ ｊｅａｌｏｕｓ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｌｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｔｈｉｓ ‘‘ｕｎｄｅｒｆｌｏｗｒ’’ ｈａｖｅ ａｌｌ ｙｏｕｒ ｓａｌｔ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｎｉｇｈｔ， ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｔａｌｋ ｔｏ ｍｅ ａｇａｉｎ ｗｉｔｈ ｌｏｖｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｍａｄｅ ｉｎ ｃｈｉｎａ ｗｉｆｅ Ｈａｆｕ ♡♡♡ Ｐｌｚ ｎｏ ｃｏｐｙ ｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏ ｃｈｉｎｇ ｃｈｏｎｇ ｐｉｎｇ ｐｏｎｇ ｎｉｐｎｏｎｇ ｃｈａｎｇｅｒｉｎｏ ｎｏｏｄｌｅｒｉｎｏ ｂｏｋ ｃｈｏｙ ｋｕｎｇ ｐａｏｒｉｎｏ
twitch chat
Kripp
MLK Fortnite event helped my little brother stop his racism
My little brother (10) has always been one for those toxic semi racist squeakers you’d find on Xbox lobby’s. I’ve walked in on him saying the n word to people in squads and heard him say the word when in a fit of rage. I’ve tried to tell him that’s hurtful and not acceptable at all but he doesn’t listen to me and insists he isn’t racist and that he’s just saying it because he’s angry. I’ve told my parents and they say the same thing, but they never enforce punishment because he is doing excellent in school due to the incentive of using his Xbox. Then the mlk event happened and it allowed him to see the history of segregation this country has had. It allowed me to show him the history of the words he used and how they were used to demean African Americans. He promised me he wouldn’t say it again Thank you epic, while most say the event was tone deaf, it really helped me teach my brother a lesson.