[Copypasta] My husband said I have "boy pussy."

My husband said I have "boy pussy." I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since. For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud. I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
May 2022
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Sadge brother letter

twitchquotes: 📜 ✍ïļ Sadge 𝓜𝔂 𝓭ð“Ū𝓊ð“ŧð“Ūð“žð“― ð“Ŧð“ŧð“ļð“―ð“ąð“Ūð“ŧ, 𝓘 𝔀ð“ŧð“ēð“―ð“Ū 𝔂ð“ļð“ū ð“ē𝓷 𝓭ð“Ūð“Ūð“đ ð“ķð“Ūð“ĩð“Šð“·ð“Žð“ąð“ļð“ĩ𝔂. ð“˜ð“― 𝓊ð“đð“đð“Ū𝓊ð“ŧ𝓞 ð“―ð“ļ ð“ķð“Ū ð“―ð“ąð“Šð“― ð“―ð“ąð“Ūð“ŧð“Ū ð“ē𝓞𝓷'ð“― 𝓊𝓷𝔂 𝓎ð“ļ𝓎ð“ī ð“ĩð“Ūð“Ŋð“―
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Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?

twitchquotes: So I says to my friend, I says, "Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?". He replies, "You should check out MoonMoon on Twitch. He go hard". I come watch this stream only to find medium octane gaming. What a grotasque, lecherous hag my friend is.
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McAfee didn't kill himself

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If the human body is 75% water...

twitchquotes: If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? Kappa
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salty

Hey Reynad, Melvin Roede de Paard

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