My husband said I have "boy pussy."
I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.
For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.
I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
I used to be a real ad
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Imaqtpie's daily routine
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wait 20 min for queue spam ads start game feed all game say "wow we lost that" spam ads repeat for 8 hours
wait 20 min for queue spam ads start game feed all game say "wow we lost that" spam ads repeat for 8 hours
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imaqtpie
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What in Davy Jonesβ locker did ye just bark at me?
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What in Davy Jonesβ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? Iβll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Iβve led numerous raids on fishing villages.
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Kripp
Chat, I am an alien from planet Xenu
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ΰΌΌβ₯βΆΩΝββ€ΰΌ½ Chat, I am an alien from planet Xenu. I do not know what this "saltiness" tastes like. Would you demonstrate the flavor of salt for my kind? ΰΌΌβ₯βΆΩΝββ€ΰΌ½
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This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation
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βThis guy's vape is CRAZY!β 
βMy vape can't win against a rip like thatβ "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" βHe ripped the only vape that could beat meβ "He ripped the perfect vapes" βThere was nothing I could doβ βI vaped that perfectlyβ
βMy vape can't win against a rip like thatβ "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" βHe ripped the only vape that could beat meβ "He ripped the perfect vapes" βThere was nothing I could doβ βI vaped that perfectlyβ
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Kripp