I (15M) was walking from school to home today and a girl (15F) kicked my leg.
So yeah I was walking to home today and that bitchass girl kicked my leg. It didn't hurt too much it was more like a fly landing on me as my super muscly body protected me. But anyway, as a person that believes in gender equality I punched her a lot harder with my super muscly manly man fists and knocked her out, kidnapped her to my school's chemistry lab at night, then with my super smart brain I composed HCl (hydrochloric acid for those uneducated inferior peeps) with my super chemistry knowledge. I then dipped her in my glorious acid just like any gender equality believing sigma male would. Equal rights equal fights my dear superior reddit using sigma male friends.
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
TELL US I LOVE YOU GUYS
twitchquotes:
TELL US I LOVE YOU GUYS OR WE WILL SPAM DANSGAME FOR 10DAYS NON STOP 
TELL US I LOVE YOU GUYS OR WE WILL SPAM DANSGAME FOR 10DAYS NON STOP
twitch chat
Yet Another Among Us Crewmate
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Among Us / Amogus
Hungrybox at a grocery store
I saw Hungrybox at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnβt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, βOh, like youβre doing now?β I was taken aback, and all I could say was βHuh?β but he kept cutting me off and going βhuh? huh? huh?β and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen green bandannas in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like βSir, you need to pay for those first.β At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bandannas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually βto prevent any electrical infetterence,β and then turned around and rested me. I donβt even think thatβs a word. After she scanned each bandanna and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by popping off really loudly.
Hungrybox
Super Smash Bros
Cybrix, could you please roleplay
twitchquotes:
(ββΏββΏ) Cybrix, could you please roleplay that when you die in game, you die in real life too? Thank you. (ββΏββΏ)
twitch chat
Kripp
You guys need to remove the American flags from the courtroom in NoPixel
You guys π¨ need to remove β the American flags πΊπΈ and seals from the courtroom π¨ βοΈ in nopixel. your idea of court π© βοΈ does not represent the American πΊπΈ judicial system at all and serves only as propaganda π§ and is perverting the sense of the judicial system to impressionable youth πΆ . to protect yourselves π©Ή you should probably fix π¨ it before it becomes an actual legal problem just a heads up π¨ π considering you guys are European πͺπΊ