[Copypasta] Equal rights equal fights

I (15M) was walking from school to home today and a girl (15F) kicked my leg. So yeah I was walking to home today and that bitchass girl kicked my leg. It didn't hurt too much it was more like a fly landing on me as my super muscly body protected me. But anyway, as a person that believes in gender equality I punched her a lot harder with my super muscly manly man fists and knocked her out, kidnapped her to my school's chemistry lab at night, then with my super smart brain I composed HCl (hydrochloric acid for those uneducated inferior peeps) with my super chemistry knowledge. I then dipped her in my glorious acid just like any gender equality believing sigma male would. Equal rights equal fights my dear superior reddit using sigma male friends.
May 2022
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Dear Twitch Partners, Our community members are always our priority

twitchquotes: Dear πŸ‘‹ Twitch Partners 🀝 , Our πŸ‘‰ community members πŸ‘ͺ are always β˜‘οΈ our priority πŸ›‘. We received πŸ“₯ some reports ❗ describing ⌨️ the discomfort ☹️ some of our members πŸ—£οΈ felt after a Twitch Rivals 🀼 participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," 😢 both emotes are often ⏲️ used in toxic πŸ’€ contexts. Please πŸ™ refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead πŸ‘. Best regards πŸ‘‹, Twitch Team πŸ’Œ
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November 2021

Obama

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April 2021

Jumping Mario

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I sexually Identify as a snow chugger

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as a snow chugger. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of chuggering over the plains of Azeroth freezing disgusting hunters. People say to me that a person being a snowchugger is Impossible and I m fuсking retarded but I don t care, I m beautiful. I m having a mech warper install snow plows, salt shakers and whirling blades on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Choo Choo" and respect my right to chugga chugga and freeze needlessly. If you can t accept me you re a mechaphobe and need to check your topdeck privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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