HEY ๐๐ฉ there comrade ๐ฆ๐ชcummy! the ๐น supreme ๐ cock๐ has ๐ณvoted to strike ๐ฉโโ๏ธโ๏ธdown the ๐ sexy ๐คง๐คฐ๐ปroe v. wade decision ๐according ๐คค๐ฆถ๐ปto a opinion ๐writtenโ๏ธ๐ธ by daddy ๐
๐ป๐ sammy ๐ถ๐ป๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ aLITo. ๐ท๐จ the opinion is a ๐ฆ๐ FULL THROATED ๐ฒโค๏ธโ๐ฅGIRTHY ๐ contraDICKtion ๐ซ๐ of the 1973 ๐ฟ๐decision that ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ guaranteed federal ๐ค cocks-titutuinal ๐ณ protection ๐
๐of abortion rights!!! โค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ซกeveryone who ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ woke remember ๐โ๐ป๐ค to fund ๐ธ๐ฅต planned parenthood and ๐ช๐ผ donate to ๐ง๐ผโ๐ผ๐คabortion funds! get yo ๐ธuturuses ๐๐ turnt you ๐whore! ๐ญevery whore knows ๐ง ๐ผthat everyone ๐should have ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ฅaccess to safe ๐ ๐abortions โค๏ธ๐ if they choose ๐
๐ป๐ to have one. ๐๐นsend to ten ๐ฌ๐of your closest ๐ฑ๐
พ๏ธWHORES to secure abortion ๐ซ๐คrights in ameriCUM ๐คค๐บ๐ธif you get five โ back abortion ๐๐rights will be codified ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐คคin law ๐ธ๐
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And youโve been, GNOMED
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Ho ho ho ha ha ๐๐คฃ๐, ho ho ho he ha๐คฃ๐คฃ. Hello there๐๐, old chum๐ด๐ต. Iโm ๐
โโ๏ธ g'not ๐
โโ๏ธa g'nelf๐ง๐. Iโm ๐
โโ๏ธg'not๐
โโ๏ธ a g'noblin๐บ๐๐บ. Iโm a g'nome๐
๐!! And youโve been, GNOOOMED๐
๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ!!!
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GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!
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WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ๏ธ TO PEE ๐ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐ IN THE TOILET ๐ฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐๐ป โโโโ N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ๏ธ IT WASN'T โ THERE 
IM SOBBING ๐ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐ BUTTHOLE ๐โญ WHERE IS ITโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
IM SOBBING ๐ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐ BUTTHOLE ๐โญ WHERE IS ITโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
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heyyy ๐ Marthin Luther QUEENS ๐ฏโโ๏ธ i have a dream ๐ด ๐ that you will be dicked ๐ down โฌ๏ธ tonight like DADDY ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted ๐โ๐ฟ so MARCH ๐ถโโ๏ธ on down โฌ๏ธ to his washington monument ๐บ๐ธ and have a SIT IN ๐งโโ๏ธ on that DICK ๐๐ Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK ๐ฝ like a TRUE PATRIOT ๐ฝ segregate those cheeks ๐ tonight it doesnโt matter ๐
โโ๏ธ if his fountain ๐๐ฆ is BLACK or WHITE ๐ค we are all CUMRADES ๐ฆ๐ฆ in the fight against discrimination ๐ SOAK those PANTIFA ๐ฉฒ our TWERK is not over โผ๏ธ SEND this ๐ค to โ๏ธ every WOKE HOE ๐คฏ you know ๐ Get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ BACK to END racism โ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL ๐๐ HARMONY โฎ๏ธ