ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! đ¨đ¨đşđ¸đşđ¸đşđ¸đşđ¸time to hop onto that founding father dickđđđđ´đťđ´đťđ´đťđ´đťor should i say founding DADDIES!!!đŠđŠđŠđđđ
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đŚđŚ out here tryna get rammed from behind đđđđharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâď¸âď¸â°đđgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âď¸âď¸đŹwintersđŹâď¸âď¸ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsđŞđâââbe the monica Lewinsky đđťto my bill clintonđââď¸ baby and i wont deny i had đđâď¸sexual relationsâď¸đđ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsđ¸đ¸đ¤ˇđźââď¸đ¤ˇđźââď¸đ¤ˇđźââď¸âđťsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESđ¸đźđşđ¸đşđ¸đ¸đźwho will throw the nastiest neckđđđŠđŠđđđŹđŚ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYđđđđ¨â¤ď¸ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightđąđąđŚđŚđđŠđŠđŠđŠđŠđşđ¸đşđ¸đşđ¸
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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS
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đ˝ right down đŠđ˝đ¸đ˝slutty girl lane!đŠđ˝đ¸đ˝ âđŤâđŤSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âđŤâđŤ Is your đ¨đťđ¨đťdaddyđ¨đťđ¨đť not giving you enough đŚđŚđŚcummies?!đŚđŚđŚ Hold up,đ
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đ˝ the đđKINGđđ of đŚcummies!đŚ That's right,đđź he's been making đ§đ˝littleđ§đ˝ đ§đ˝girlsđ§đ˝ squishy for 6ď¸âŁ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the đŚđŤđŤđNAUGHTIESTđđŤđŤđŚgirls âď¸squishyâď¸! So send this to all the đźnastiestđź đ§đ˝girlsđ§đ˝ you know and shareâď¸Thoseâď¸Cummiesâď¸Get 0ď¸âŁ back and you're a basic đđcoal-slinging bitch.đđ Get 5ď¸âŁ back and you get đ
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HEY đđŠ there comrade đŚđŞcummy! the đš supreme đ cockđ has đłvoted to strike đŠââď¸âď¸down the đ sexy đ¤§đ¤°đťroe v. wade decision đaccording đ¤¤đŚśđťto a opinion đwrittenâď¸đ¸ by daddy đ
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?đđ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! đ¤Łđ¤Łđđ¤˘đđ˘đ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? đđ¤Łđđđ¤Žđ¤Łđ¤Łđ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! đđđđđ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤đ
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đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!