ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! đ¨đ¨đşđ¸đşđ¸đşđ¸đşđ¸time to hop onto that founding father dickđđđđ´đťđ´đťđ´đťđ´đťor should i say founding DADDIES!!!đŠđŠđŠđđđ
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đŚđŚ out here tryna get rammed from behind đđđđharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâď¸âď¸â°đđgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âď¸âď¸đŹwintersđŹâď¸âď¸ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsđŞđâââbe the monica Lewinsky đđťto my bill clintonđââď¸ baby and i wont deny i had đđâď¸sexual relationsâď¸đđ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsđ¸đ¸đ¤ˇđźââď¸đ¤ˇđźââď¸đ¤ˇđźââď¸âđťsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESđ¸đźđşđ¸đşđ¸đ¸đźwho will throw the nastiest neckđđđŠđŠđđđŹđŚ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYđđđđ¨â¤ď¸ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightđąđąđŚđŚđđŠđŠđŠđŠđŠđşđ¸đşđ¸đşđ¸
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đHAPPY SPANKSGIVINGđŚ
âźď¸ITSđ SPANKSGIVING đ BITCHESâźď¸On this day đ many years ago đŽ the SLUTTY đ PILGRIMS đŠ sailed âľď¸ across the ASSlantic đ HOEcean in a quest đto find đ more đ COCKS đ to SUCK! đ
Together with the đ NAUGHTY đ NATIVES đš, they gathered đŤ around the dinner table đ˝ and had đ our nationâs very 1ď¸âŁst GANG BANG! đŻââď¸đŻđŻââď¸ We honor đđť their ORGY đŽ every year đ by giving THANKS đđź to all 𼰠thatâs important â¤ď¸ to us: Family đ¨âđŠâđ§âđŚ, Friends đŹ, Freedom đşđ¸, and DICK! đđ˝đ
So grab your BUNS, đâđđsqueeze those BREASTS, đđĽđ¤˛ and shove a cornaCOPIOUS đ˝đ˝ amount of DICK đ đŠ into that hungry đŽ hungry HOLE! đłđđ
Ladies đŻââď¸, just like your đŚ THOTSgiving đŚ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs đ¤¸đźââď¸in the air đ¤¸đźââď¸and prepare to get âĄď¸ STUFFED đ!
After dinner,đ´itâs time đŽ for CUMPKIN PIE!! 𼧠Show Daddy đ¨đ˝â𦳠how đđź thankful đđź you are and LICKK đ his WishBONE 𦴠until he gets as HARD đas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots đŚ his HOMEADE GRAVY đĽŁ! đ
Midnight đ starts đ BLACK âŹď¸ FRIDAY đ so send đ¤ this to đ THOTS đđťââď¸you are thankful đđź for! If you get 0ď¸âŁ back, sail đ to England đđťđ¤Ž If you get 5ď¸âŁ back, youâll be getting your corn đ˝ CREAMED đđĽ°. Get đ back or more, and the đ BIGGEST, đ GIRTHIEST, BLACKâŤď¸ FRIDAY đ COCK đą is CUMMING đŚYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT đđđđđđ