ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐
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๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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๐พwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ญ๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back you're a border hopping ๐๐ฝCHOLA ๐๐ฝIf you get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you're a ๐ Green card HOE๐ If you get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back you're the๐๐ฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐๐ฝ If you get 0๏ธโฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ซ๐ง๐บ๐ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
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SORRY SLUTSโผ๏ธ๐ค๐SIMP SUMMER๐IS OVER๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ซYOU BETTER FUCK OFF ๐๐ผโโ๏ธBECAUSE NO โSIMP โSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN๐๐ป๐๐ป YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ๐๐ณ LOOKS LIKE THE ๐TURKEY๐ ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ๐ง TONIGHT๐โผ๏ธ PREPARE ๐ค๐ปUR PUSSIES ๐๐ป๐๐ปFOR A DRY SPELL โ๏ธ CAUSE ITS TIME๐ FOR THE BOYS ๐ค๐ช๐ผTO FOCUS ๐ ON THEMSELVES ๐YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK๐๐ป๐ SEND THIS TO 7๏ธโฃ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES๐ฏโโ๏ธTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY๐FOR NO โSIMPโSEPTEMBER๐๐ป๐๐ป
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๐HAPPY SPANKSGIVING๐ฆ
โผ๏ธITS๐ SPANKSGIVING ๐ BITCHESโผ๏ธOn this day ๐ many years ago ๐ฎ the SLUTTY ๐ PILGRIMS ๐ฉ sailed โต๏ธ across the ASSlantic ๐ HOEcean in a quest ๐to find ๐ more ๐ COCKS ๐ to SUCK! ๐
Together with the ๐ NAUGHTY ๐ NATIVES ๐น, they gathered ๐ซ around the dinner table ๐ฝ and had ๐ our nationโs very 1๏ธโฃst GANG BANG! ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏโโ๏ธ We honor ๐๐ป their ORGY ๐ฎ every year ๐ by giving THANKS ๐๐ผ to all ๐ฅฐ thatโs important โค๏ธ to us: Family ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, Friends ๐ฌ, Freedom ๐บ๐ธ, and DICK! ๐๐ฝ๐
So grab your BUNS, ๐โ๐๐squeeze those BREASTS, ๐๐ฅ๐คฒ and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ๐ฝ๐ฝ amount of DICK ๐ ๐ฉ into that hungry ๐ฎ hungry HOLE! ๐ณ๐๐
Ladies ๐ฏโโ๏ธ, just like your ๐ฆ THOTSgiving ๐ฆ turkey, itโs time โฐ to throw your legs ๐คธ๐ผโโ๏ธin the air ๐คธ๐ผโโ๏ธand prepare to get โก๏ธ STUFFED ๐!
After dinner,๐ดitโs time ๐ฎ for CUMPKIN PIE!! ๐ฅง Show Daddy ๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆณ how ๐๐ผ thankful ๐๐ผ you are and LICKK ๐ his WishBONE ๐ฆด until he gets as HARD ๐as PlyMOUTH rock โฐ and shoots ๐ฆ his HOMEADE GRAVY ๐ฅฃ! ๐
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