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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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Happy ðŠ Thanksgiving ðŠ! Guess what ð¯âitâs that time â° of year ð to gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ up â¬ïž those dicks ð chicks ð¥ and bicks ð€š (big dicks) ðð«ð«ð«ð« I bet ð youâre all ð€ð€ð€ HORNY-copia ðœ ð¥ð¥ð¶ðâïžððð for SKANKS-giving ð€ªðð€€ð€€ððð youâll be saying ð¬ thanks ð for giving me all ð« this ð« COCK ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ send this to ð of your thiccest sluts with those hot 𥵠hot ð¥ tasty ð€€ð peach pies 𥧠ð ðð if you know 
what I mean âºïžðð if you get 1ïžâ£ back ðð€¬ð¡ then you and that slut ð€€ð€€ð€€ð«ð«ð« have to appropriate Native American culture together ððª¶ð if you get 3ïžâ£ back ðð€ youâre going to get your turkey ðŠ eaten ððððð tomorrow night ð±ð±ð±ð± if you get 5ïžâ£ back ðð you will be eating your cousinâs ð¶ð» peach ð pie 𥧠just like youâve always ð¯ð¯ð¯wanted ðð€€ð¥µ if you get 7ïžâ£ back ð¶ youâll become ð²ð² a pilgrim ð©ð and be the villain ðŠ¹ââïž of American ðºðž history ððð ððð if you get all 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ youâll be feasting ð€€ð this thanksgiving ðð in more ways than one ð«ðððŒð okay you sexy ð sexy ð gobbling turkey poos ðŠðŠðŠ itâs time â° for me to go â¡ïž atone ð€£for the sins âïž ðof my ancestorsðððð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâðšðŒð€°ðŒð€±ðŒð©âð§ð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ª
what I mean âºïžðð if you get 1ïžâ£ back ðð€¬ð¡ then you and that slut ð€€ð€€ð€€ð«ð«ð« have to appropriate Native American culture together ððª¶ð if you get 3ïžâ£ back ðð€ youâre going to get your turkey ðŠ eaten ððððð tomorrow night ð±ð±ð±ð± if you get 5ïžâ£ back ðð you will be eating your cousinâs ð¶ð» peach ð pie 𥧠just like youâve always ð¯ð¯ð¯wanted ðð€€ð¥µ if you get 7ïžâ£ back ð¶ youâll become ð²ð² a pilgrim ð©ð and be the villain ðŠ¹ââïž of American ðºðž history ððð ððð if you get all 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ youâll be feasting ð€€ð this thanksgiving ðð in more ways than one ð«ðððŒð okay you sexy ð sexy ð gobbling turkey poos ðŠðŠðŠ itâs time â° for me to go â¡ïž atone ð€£for the sins âïž ðof my ancestorsðððð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâðšðŒð€°ðŒð€±ðŒð©âð§ð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ª