ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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âŒïžITSð SPANKSGIVING ð BITCHESâŒïžOn this day ð many years ago ð® the SLUTTY ð PILGRIMS ð© sailed âµïž across the ASSlantic ð HOEcean in a quest ðto find ð more ð COCKS ð to SUCK! ð
Together with the ð NAUGHTY ð NATIVES ð¹, they gathered ð« around the dinner table ðœ and had ð our nationâs very 1ïžâ£st GANG BANG! ð¯ââïžð¯ð¯ââïž We honor ðð» their ORGY ð® every year ð by giving THANKS ððŒ to all 𥰠thatâs important â€ïž to us: Family ðšâð©âð§âðŠ, Friends ð¬, Freedom ðºðž, and DICK! ððœð
So grab your BUNS, ðâððsqueeze those BREASTS, ðð¥ð€² and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ðœðœ amount of DICK ð ð© into that hungry ð® hungry HOLE! ð³ðð
Ladies ð¯ââïž, just like your ðŠ THOTSgiving ðŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs ð€žðŒââïžin the air ð€žðŒââïžand prepare to get â¡ïž STUFFED ð!
After dinner,ðŽitâs time ð® for CUMPKIN PIE!! 𥧠Show Daddy ðšðœâðŠ³ how ððŒ thankful ððŒ you are and LICKK ð his WishBONE ðŠŽ until he gets as HARD ðas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots ðŠ his HOMEADE GRAVY ð¥£! ð
Midnight ð starts ð BLACK â¬ïž FRIDAY ð so send ð€ this to ð THOTS ðð»ââïžyou are thankful ððŒ for! If you get 0ïžâ£ back, sail ð to England ðð»ð€® If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youâll be getting your corn ðœ CREAMED ðð¥°. Get ð back or more, and the ð BIGGEST, ð GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY ð COCK ð± is CUMMING ðŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ðððððð
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ACHOO uh oh you just got the Delta variant!
ACHOOâŒïžð€§ð€§What was thatâïžâïžððUh-oh ð¯ looks like you just got ðð the Delta variant! ððð Donât you know ðºðžâïžð€¢ð€ð€ð€€ the world ð HOE Organization ðð
called it the most DOMINANT ððŒððŒ strain since the start of the ð PANTIE-DEMIC ððð No more touching daddy ð©ð© ð§ðŒ until you wash ð§œð§œyour dirty ðŸnasty ð€¢ little ð€ðŒfingers âð»ð€ð»âð»ð€ð»for 6ïžâ£9ïžâ£ seconds with sHOEp 𧌠and water ð§ ð
otherwise it doesnât count ð€¡ð€¡ð€¡ Time to stop ð spreading the germs ð€®ð¥Žð€and start spreading ð§your legsð€€ðŠ¶ðœðŠµð»because everyone ð©âðŠ°ðšâð«ðŠ¹ðŸââïžð§ðŒââïžhas to keep TWERKING ððfrom home! ð¡ SEND THIS TO 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ other coronavirus cucks ððŸðð»otherwise Fuckboy Fauci ðð is cumming for you ððð
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If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning
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If my girlð§ð and my fidget spinners ð¯ð¥ are both drowningððŠ and I could only save oneðâïžïž you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeralð
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OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?
âŒïžâŒïžOH MY GODâŒïžâŒïž IS THAT A ð³ïžâðRð³ïžâðAð³ïžâðIð³ïžâðNð³ïžâðBð³ïžâðOð³ïžâðWð³ïžâð LOGO?!?!?!?!? ðððð OMG ð€¯ð€¯UR SO INCLUSIVEð±ð±ð±ð± ð³ïžâðLGBT ð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžTRANS ð³ïžââ§ïžRIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!ð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžð³ïžâð UR SO PROGRESSIVE ðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïž I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! ðððð¥ºð¥ºð¥º I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW ð«ð©ð©ððð¥°ð³ïžââ§ïžð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžð³ïžâð