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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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