ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! đšđšđșđžđșđžđșđžđșđžtime to hop onto that founding father dickđđđđŽđ»đŽđ»đŽđ»đŽđ»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!đ©đ©đ©đđđ
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đŠđŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind đđđđharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°đđgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžđŹwintersđŹâïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsđȘđâââbe the monica Lewinsky đđ»to my bill clintonđââïž baby and i wont deny i had đđâïžsexual relationsâïžđđ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsđžđžđ€·đŒââïžđ€·đŒââïžđ€·đŒââïžâđ»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESđžđŒđșđžđșđžđžđŒwho will throw the nastiest neckđđđ©đ©đđđŹđŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYđđđđšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightđ±đ±đŠđŠđđ©đ©đ©đ©đ©đșđžđșđžđșđž
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Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?đđ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! đ€Łđ€Łđđ€ąđđąđ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? đđ€Łđđđ€źđ€Łđ€Łđ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! đđđđđ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! đ€Łđ€Łđ€đ
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Happy đŠ Thanksgiving đŠ! Guess what đŻâitâs that time â° of year đ to gobble đŠ gobble đŠ gobble đŠ up âŹïž those dicks đ chicks đ„ and bicks đ€š (big dicks) đđ«đ«đ«đ« I bet đ youâre all đ€đ€đ€ HORNY-copia đœ đ„đ„đ¶đâïžđđđ for SKANKS-giving đ€Șđđ€€đ€€đđđ youâll be saying đŹ thanks đ for giving me all đ« this đ« COCK đ„łđ„łđ„łđ„ł send this to đ of your thiccest sluts with those hot đ„” hot đ„ tasty đ€€đ peach pies đ„§ đ đđ if you know 
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