ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER
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SORRY SLUTSâŒïžð€ðSIMP SUMMERðIS OVERð
ð»ââïžð«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF ððŒââïžBECAUSE NO âSIMP âSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNðð»ðð» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ðð³ LOOKS LIKE THE ðTURKEYð ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ð§ TONIGHTðâŒïž PREPARE ð€ð»UR PUSSIES ðð»ðð»FOR A DRY SPELL âïž CAUSE ITS TIMEð FOR THE BOYS ð€ðªðŒTO FOCUS ð ON THEMSELVES ðYOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKðð»ð SEND THIS TO 7ïžâ£ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESð¯ââïžTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READYðFOR NO âSIMPâSEPTEMBERðð»ðð»
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UwU what's this? Nuzzles how are you
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Rawrð²ð x3ð nuzzles how are youðð pounces on youð youâreð soð warmð€ð o3oð noticesð¯ you have a bulgeð o:ð¯ð® someoneâs happyð ;)ðð nuzzles your necky weckyðð~ murr~ heheheð rubbiesðð€ your bulgyð wolgy youâreð so bigð¯ð® :oooo rubbiesðð€ more on your bulgyð wolgy itð« doesnât stopð growing ·///· ðkissesðð youð and lickiesðð
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ð»BOO! Srry did I scare you?
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ð»ð»ð»BOO! Srry did I scare you???ððð it's October ðð»ððœðð you know what that means ðð SLUT-O-WEEN ð¯ send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost bitches ðð if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest bitch on the blockðð¯ð¥ðð»
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ðHAPPY SPANKSGIVINGðŠ
âŒïžITSð SPANKSGIVING ð BITCHESâŒïžOn this day ð many years ago ð® the SLUTTY ð PILGRIMS ð© sailed âµïž across the ASSlantic ð HOEcean in a quest ðto find ð more ð COCKS ð to SUCK! ð
Together with the ð NAUGHTY ð NATIVES ð¹, they gathered ð« around the dinner table ðœ and had ð our nationâs very 1ïžâ£st GANG BANG! ð¯ââïžð¯ð¯ââïž We honor ðð» their ORGY ð® every year ð by giving THANKS ððŒ to all 𥰠thatâs important â€ïž to us: Family ðšâð©âð§âðŠ, Friends ð¬, Freedom ðºðž, and DICK! ððœð
So grab your BUNS, ðâððsqueeze those BREASTS, ðð¥ð€² and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ðœðœ amount of DICK ð ð© into that hungry ð® hungry HOLE! ð³ðð
Ladies ð¯ââïž, just like your ðŠ THOTSgiving ðŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs ð€žðŒââïžin the air ð€žðŒââïžand prepare to get â¡ïž STUFFED ð!
After dinner,ðŽitâs time ð® for CUMPKIN PIE!! 𥧠Show Daddy ðšðœâðŠ³ how ððŒ thankful ððŒ you are and LICKK ð his WishBONE ðŠŽ until he gets as HARD ðas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots ðŠ his HOMEADE GRAVY ð¥£! ð
Midnight ð starts ð BLACK â¬ïž FRIDAY ð so send ð€ this to ð THOTS ðð»ââïžyou are thankful ððŒ for! If you get 0ïžâ£ back, sail ð to England ðð»ð€® If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youâll be getting your corn ðœ CREAMED ðð¥°. Get ð back or more, and the ð BIGGEST, ð GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY ð COCK ð± is CUMMING ðŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ðððððð
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Eggplants appear after every word
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Guys ð I ð Was ð On ð Pornhub ð And ð I ð Clicked ð On ð A ð Link ð That ð Said ð Local ð Milfs ð In ð My ð Area ð And ð Now ð Eggplants ð Appear ð After ð Every ð Word ð . ð What ð Do ð I ð Do ð? ð
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