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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! 🚹🚹đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾time to hop onto that founding father dickđŸ†đŸ†đŸ†đŸ‘ŽđŸ»đŸ‘ŽđŸ»đŸ‘ŽđŸ»đŸ‘ŽđŸ»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ™ŒđŸ™ŒđŸ‘…đŸ‘…đŸ’ŠđŸ’Š out here tryna get rammed from behind 🍑🍑🍑🍑harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâ˜„ïžâ˜„ïžâ›°đŸ”đŸ”george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh â„ïžâ„ïžđŸŒŹwintersđŸŒŹâ„ïžâ„ïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsđŸŒȘ💑❓❓❓be the monica Lewinsky đŸ™‹đŸ»to my bill clintonđŸ™‹â€â™‚ïž baby and i wont deny i had đŸ†đŸ†â™‹ïžsexual relationsâ™‹ïžđŸ†đŸ† with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsđŸ’žđŸ’žđŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïžđŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïžđŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïžâœđŸ»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESđŸ‘žđŸŒđŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸ‘žđŸŒwho will throw the nastiest neckđŸ†đŸ†đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ™ŒđŸ™ŒđŸŒŹđŸ’Š on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYđŸ˜ŠđŸ˜ŠđŸ’™đŸššâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightđŸ±đŸ±đŸ’ŠđŸ’ŠđŸ™ŒđŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾
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