ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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ðððððððððð good shit goà±ŠÔ sHitð thats â some goodððshit rightððth ð ereððð rightâthere ââif i do ÆœaÒ¯ so my selïœ ð¯ i say so ð¯ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶊáµÊ°áµ áµÊ°áµÊ³áµ) mMMMMá·Ðð¯ ðð ðÐO0ÐଠOOOÐଠଠOoooáµáµáµáµáµáµáµáµáµð ðð ð ð¯ ð ð ð ð ððGood shit
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Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ðð go up ððž, my dick goes too ðâ¬ïžð³. Bullish ð market ð¬ makes me hard ðŠŽðŠ. All the countries ð³ïžðŽðŽââ ïžðð©ð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžðºð³ try to recover ð from corona ðŠ so the money ð°ðµðž flows ð¬ into my pocket ð³. Soon ð there will be a crash ððð¥ºð and the bears ð» will crawl ðŒ out of their holes ð³. Then they cut off my greedy dick âïžðð©ž if I donât â eat âem out ð
ðž. I must turn into a bear ðâ¡ïžð» and make ð€ðŒ more money ð°ðµðž and eat some honey ð»ð¯. When Iâm done â
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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ðððšðšWARNINGððšðšWARNINGðšðšðTHIS IS A ðžDANK ðœMEMEââ ðžALERT. INCOMING ðžDANK ðœMEMEðž ððHEADING STRAIGHT ððYOUR WAY. ððððPLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONSð§ð§ NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS ðžDANK ðœMEMEââ ðž ððð .BUCKLE UPâ¿â¿â¿ THEM SEATBELTSð®ð®,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENTðµðµ AND LOOSEN THAT ANUSð
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Time is tickling
Time is tickling â°â° SEND ðð² this ð€³ to TEN (ð) FESTIVE FREAKS ð
ð¿ð¯ââïžðº if u get ð BACK your a ð€€ð STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ðð§Šððð»ðð³ get 5ïžâ£ BACK and ur a ððð Horny Xmas Ham ðð·ð€ªðªµð¥ðð but if u get 0ïžâ£ back ðµ u got a ð¥ DRY Cð
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