ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐
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๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐
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๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden
The results ๐are in and our gurl ๐๐ป sanders is out ๐ณ๏ธโ๐. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming ๐ฆ๐ฆ to DOMINATE๐คผโโ๏ธ our HEAD of state ๐ and his bitch๐๐ปโโ๏ธ mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse ๐๐ด and is ready to touch ๐๐คซ๐ the hearts ๐of all Americans ๐บ๐ธ. Cum erection day ๐ณ y'all sluts better fill that hole ๐๐ป๐ next to biden and relaseโ America's aching ๐คคthrobbing ๐ฎ desire for green ๐ค๐คenergy, a ban ๐on those naughty big black guns๐ช๐พ, and more money to pay๐ต๐ฐ๐ธ those slutty nurses ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ to make us all feel better ๐๐ฅด. Cum ๐ฆ hoevember help the needy ๐
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ by supporting big daddy Biden ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณand naughty Nancy๐โโ๏ธ๐ and give dirty Donald ๐ฉ, bitch McConnell ๐ข, and those filthy ๐ท๐ reSUBlicans๐ blue balls๐ต. Send to ๐ of your most deviant ๐democrats. If you get 5๏ธโฃback ur a Biden bitch ๐
๐ป๐ต. if u get ๐ u will spend a hot ๐ฅ Decemberโ๏ธnight with those skanks at the ERECToral ๐๐ college ๐.)
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Happy PresiDICKโS ๐๐๐ฝ DAYโผ๏ธ Time โฐโฐ to honor the DADDIES ๐ฌ๐ฌ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ George SLUTsington ๐ฏ๐ฏ, Benjamin SPANKlin๐๐, John HanCOCK ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ These POUNDING ๐จโ fathers ERECTED โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ their ๐ป๐CUNTstitutional dongs ๐๐for LADY LIBERTY ๐ฝ๐
๐ Raise that ASS ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ฆ Abraham LinCUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ WOODrow Wilson ๐๐ฒ๐, Bill CLIT-on ๐๐, and the CUMmander in chief, ๐ฆ๐๐BarCOCK Obama ๐ฆ๐๐ Donโt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ๐๐ฉ DICKlared war ๐ซ๐ฃ on those CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐๐ Share in โ๏ธ SUCKonds or you wonโt be pounding ๐จthat presidential PUSSY ๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and ur a White House HOE ๐ Get ๐ back and ur the SUCKretary of state ๐๐๐บ๐ธ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HAPPY JIZZIDENTโS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ๐๐๐
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HOLA๐๐ป all you dirty little TACO๐ฎSLUTS๐๐คฃdo you know what day it is?!๐ค I smell immigrants๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION๐
๐ผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฎโค๏ธ๐ฏ Hide your KIDS๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐ง๐ชis coming to deport us all๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐ธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐บ๐ธis to PARTYYY๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โget any back you get NO ๐ซ๐ซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐ญ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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๐HAPPY๐ฅณPRESIDICKS๐๐ซDAY๐๐ฆ2๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ years โฑago ๐our ๐๐fav๐pounding๐ง๐๐ป๐ father ๐ด๐ป๐๐ฆand๐main๐ฅบ๐ฏbitch๐โโ๏ธ๐คญWHOREge๐WashingSLUT๐ฅณ๐
๐พcame๐ฆ๐ฆinto๐๐this๐WORLD๐to โ๏ธbecum๐ฆ ๐คซthe๐บ๐ธ1ST๐บ๐ธpresiDICK๐ข๐๐คof๐๐ฅณthe๐
United๐บ๐ธSluts๐Of๐คญAmerica๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐send๐ง๐ฒthisโก๏ธto ๐of๐the๐ฉsluttiest๐๐ฆ๐ฆpatriots๐๐๐บ๐ธyou๐know๐คif you get ๐ back๐๐youโre๐invited to the โ๏ธ๐constitutional ๐โ๏ธCOCKus๐๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐คญ๐คฃ๐โโ๏ธ youโre a Mt. Rushmore ๐ป๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณWHORE๐๐๐๐ฆif you ๐คget 0๏ธโฃ back ๐๐นno ๐ซ presidick๐๐ฆ for ๐คญyou ๐ญ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ