ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐
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๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea
My ๐คธโโ๏ธBODY๐๏ธโโ๏ธ is a ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ that turns ๐๐น๐ถ๐พ๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐น๐๐ธ๐๐๐ฅ into โก ๐ฅโโ
โพโธโ๐ฅ ๐ณ๐๐พ๐๐๐พ๐น๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ป๐๐ธโโโ๐ผ๐ธ๐ช๐ช
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Boomer anthem
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Please๐ณ rise ๐ for the ๐คจ national ๐ anthem ๐ถ of boomers ๐คช
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Video Games ๐ฎ cause violence ๐ก๐๐ผ,
Phone ๐ฑ bad ๐, book ๐ good ๐
I hate ๐ my wife ๐ฐ
Pause โธ๏ธ the Fortnite ๐ฅ please ๐ค
Funny ๐คฃ Facebook ๐ minion ๐คญ memes ๐คช
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Debunking the existence of females
"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ
A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT๐คฎ to enslave men!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
PROOF๐๐ "FEMALE" stands for;
F ake
E ngineered
MALE !!!!
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So be ๐ฐ๐ฐCAREFUL๐ฐ๐ฐ around someone who claims to be a ๐ก๐ก"FEMALE"๐ก๐ก because they might be a ๐ฑSPY๐ฑ sent by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT ๐คฎ ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
If you ๐กDONT๐ก farward this to 20 ๐จโ๐ฆฑpeople๐ง ๐จLITTLE TOMMY๐ฑ will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
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i didnt fuck my cat emojified
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i๐โโ๏ธdidnโt ๐ซ fuck ๐๐ฆmy cat๐พ. i didnt ๐ซcum ๐๐ฆon my cat๐ผ . i didntโ put 
my Dick ๐ anywhere ๐near my cat๐ . Ive never โ๐
โโ๏ธdone anything weird โโโwith my ๐โโ๏ธ๐ปcats. I promised๐ค myself ๐คi wasnt going to make ๐ข๐ขapology ๐ฟ videos๐น after last years๐
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐ with this ๐
๐ผas possible. (1/?)
my Dick ๐ anywhere ๐near my cat๐ . Ive never โ๐
โโ๏ธdone anything weird โโโwith my ๐โโ๏ธ๐ปcats. I promised๐ค myself ๐คi wasnt going to make ๐ข๐ขapology ๐ฟ videos๐น after last years๐
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐ with this ๐
๐ผas possible. (1/?)
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๐ปBOO! Srry did I scare you?
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๐ป๐ป๐ปBOO! Srry did I scare you???๐๐๐ it's October ๐๐ป๐๐ฝ๐๐ you know what that means ๐๐ SLUT-O-WEEN ๐ฏ send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost bitches ๐๐ if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest bitch on the block๐๐ฏ๐ฅ๐๐ป
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