ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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Happy PresiDICKâS ðððœ DAYâŒïž Time â°â° to honor the DADDIES ð¬ð¬ of our nation ðºðžðºðž George SLUTsington ð¯ð¯, Benjamin SPANKlinðð, John HanCOCK ððœðŠðŠðŠ These POUNDING ðšâ fathers ERECTED â¬ïžâ¬ïž their ð»ðCUNTstitutional dongs ððfor LADY LIBERTY ðœð
ð Raise that ASS ð to ðŠðŠ Abraham LinCUM ðŠðŠ, ð² WOODrow Wilson ðð²ð, Bill CLIT-on ðð, and the CUMmander in chief, ðŠððBarCOCK Obama ðŠðð Donât forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ðð© DICKlared war ð«ð£ on those CUMMIES ðŠðð Share in âïž SUCKonds or you wonât be pounding ðšthat presidential PUSSY ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and ur a White House HOE ð Get ð back and ur the SUCKretary of state ðððºðž Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ð©ð©ðŠðŠðŠðŠðŠ HAPPY JIZZIDENTâS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ððð
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You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?
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wrist? âð¯ Wrist âð¯ World ð is an AR game ð¯ using ð wristbands, now ð« featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even â save ðŠ the world! ð Do ð You ððŠ Wrist âð¯ World? ð wrist âð¯ world ððð
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ðGuysð, Iâm ð²shakingð². Iâm fuckingð² shakingð². I never wanted to ððððbreed ððððwith anyone more than I want to with ðð»Halloween ð»âïžMercy.âïžðïž That ð¯perfect,ð¯ â³curvy â³ðbody.ð Those ðbountifulð ðbreastsð. The ðªchild ðªbearingð hipsð of a ðŒïžðliteral goddessððŒïž. It honestly fucking ð³ð³hurtsð³ð³ knowing that Iâll neverâ€ð
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ðwith her, â¬pass⬠my ðgenesð through her, and have her ðbirthð a set of ðªð¯perfect offspring.ð¯ðª Iâd do fuckingð°ð°ð° ANYTHING ð°ð°
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ð HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ð
ð¯hey SlutS! ð¯ð
Now that we got our yearly ð FUCK ððŒfrom good ole Saint DICK ð
ðŸ itâs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!ððŸð
2ïžâ£0ïžâ£2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ was a LONGG ðð and HARD ðâð»ð« year.... we laughedððððŒ We cried ð¢ðð We coughed ðŠð€ð€§ we fucked GOODðð» dickð and ðµðµBAD ð dick, ð« BUTT ð now letâs ððCelebrate ðð and watch that ðŠðBIG ð
BALL ðððŒ Drop ðð on us! ðð So spread ððœ those ððœ legs ððœ and count down â¬ïž from ð until your man ðªðŸ pops ð his CORK ðŸðŸ into that thirsty ð
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hole! ð¥°ð¥° Send this to 2ïžâ£1ïžâ£ COCK-BEGGING âð»ð WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ðð± for the next 3ïžâ£6ïžâ£5ïžâ£ days ððð
