[Copypasta] RIP Hugh Hefner emojipasta

Rosa sat🚌 so I could walkđŸš¶đŸŸ MLK walkedđŸš¶đŸŸđŸš¶đŸŸ so I could runđŸƒđŸŸObama ranđŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸƒđŸŸđŸƒđŸŸđŸƒđŸŸ so I could flyđŸ™đŸœđŸŠ…đŸŠ… HughđŸ‘ŽđŸ» diedđŸ’€â˜ ïž so I could nutđŸ˜«đŸ‡đŸ†đŸ’ŠđŸ’Š #RIP
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HEY đŸ‘‹đŸ˜© there comrade 💩đŸ’Șcummy! the đŸ‘č supreme 🍆 cock🏛 has 🗳voted to strike đŸ‘©â€âš–ïžâŒ›ïždown the 🌈 sexy đŸ€§đŸ€°đŸ»roe v. wade decision 😏according đŸ€€đŸŠ¶đŸ»to a opinion 🖊writtenâœïžđŸ’ž by daddy đŸ’…đŸ»đŸ™ˆ sammy đŸ‘¶đŸ»đŸ™…đŸ»â€â™‚ïž aLITo. đŸ·đŸ’š the opinion is a 💩🍌 FULL THROATED đŸ“Čâ€ïžâ€đŸ”„GIRTHY 🍆 contraDICKtion đŸš«đŸ‘ of the 1973 👿👎decision that đŸ’đŸ»â€â™€ïžđŸ‘Œ guaranteed federal đŸ˜€ cocks-titutuinal 😳 protection 👅💄of abortion rights!!! â€ïžâ€đŸ”„đŸ«Ąeveryone who đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸ’Š woke remember đŸ™‹âœŠđŸ»đŸ€” to fund đŸ’žđŸ„” planned parenthood and đŸŒȘđŸ‘Œ donate to đŸ§‘đŸŒâ€đŸŒđŸ€‘abortion funds! get yo 📾uturuses 💋👠turnt you 💃whore! 🌭every whore knows đŸ§ đŸŒthat everyone 🔜should have đŸ‘©â€âš•ïžđŸ„access to safe 🙏 🌎abortions â€ïžđŸ˜˜ if they choose đŸ’…đŸ»đŸ‘€ to have one. 👑đŸ‘čsend to ten 😬🙏of your closest đŸš±đŸ…ŸïžWHORES to secure abortion đŸ“«đŸ€rights in ameriCUM đŸ€€đŸ‡ș🇾if you get five ✋ back abortion 😘💋rights will be codified đŸ‘©â€âš–ïžđŸ€€in law 📾👠
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Here 💩CUMS💩 đŸŽ…đŸœSanta Claus,đŸŽ…đŸœ here 💩CUMS💩 đŸŽ…đŸœSanta Claus,đŸŽ…đŸœ right down đŸ‘©đŸœđŸ‘žđŸœslutty girl lane!đŸ‘©đŸœđŸ‘žđŸœ âŒđŸš«âŒđŸš«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âŒđŸš«âŒđŸš« Is your đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‘šđŸ»daddyđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‘šđŸ» not giving you enough 💩💩💩cummies?!💩💩💩 Hold up,đŸ™…đŸœđŸ™…đŸœđŸ™…đŸœ ho! It's 💩💩cummy💩💩 â„ïžđŸ’Šâ„ïžSEASON!â„ïžđŸ’Šâ„ïž Pushâœ‹đŸœâœ‹đŸœ that đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‘šđŸ»daddyđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‘šđŸ» to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a đŸ‘ŒđŸœNEWđŸ‘ŒđŸœ father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 đŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸœFather CHRISTMAS,đŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸœ the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💩cummies!💩 That's right,đŸ‘đŸŒ he's been making đŸ‘§đŸœlittleđŸ‘§đŸœ đŸ‘§đŸœgirlsđŸ‘§đŸœ squishy for 6ïžâƒŁ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the đŸ’ŠđŸ˜«đŸ˜«đŸ˜ˆNAUGHTIESTđŸ˜ˆđŸ˜«đŸ˜«đŸ’Šgirls ☁squishy☁! So send this to all the đŸ˜ŒnastiestđŸ˜Œ đŸ‘§đŸœgirlsđŸ‘§đŸœ you know and share❗Those❗Cummies❗Get 0ïžâƒŁ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5ïžâƒŁ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like đŸȘcookiesđŸȘand 👅💩slurped💩👅 like đŸŒmilk!đŸŒ Get 1ïžâƒŁ0ïžâƒŁ back and đŸŽ…đŸœSanta'sđŸŽ…đŸœ big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3ïžâƒŁ sizes inside of you!đŸ˜«đŸ˜© Get 1ïžâƒŁ5ïžâƒŁ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy đŸ’đŸ­đŸŒnummy đŸŒđŸ’Šâ˜ïžsquishyđŸŒđŸ’Šâ˜ïž 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next â©đŸŒšâ˜ƒChristmas!🌹☃
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