Hey๐ there you ๐๐คก STARโญโญ WHORES๐๐ฉ๐! Know๐ค what day ๐ it is๐คญ๐ง๐ค๐ค๐ค? You ๐๐ guessed ๐ค it๐๐, its may ๐ the girth๐ญ๐ญ be with you ๐ day ๐. These are definitely ๐ฏ the voidsโซ๐ฉI'm looking๐๐๏ธ to fill ๐ฆ๐คฐ. Stopโโ doing the hand๐โโ ๐ฆsolo and darth ๐ maul๐ this pussy๐บ๐น๐ฝ. Time ๐๐ ๐ฃ to get ๐๐ princess๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ leia-d๐. Daddy ๐๐จ๐ด ๐๐๐ฆvader better ๐ force ๐ choke๐ค๐ค๐ช๐ me. Don't ๐ซ ๐ซwant no ๐ซ ๐ฃ๐ฃbaby๐ถ๐ผ yoda๐คฐ๐คฐ so into the garbage ๐ chute๐๏ธ๐๐, flyboy๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐. Cant ๐ซ rule๐ the galaxy๐ซ so I'll ๐ just settle ๐ for Uranus๐ช. Sendโฌ๏ธ this to all ๐ฏ your ๐ other STAR ๐โจ๐ โญโญ WHORES๐๐ฉ๐!!!! If you ๐๐ค get ๐ 5๏ธโฃ back ๐ you ๐ are a dirty๐๐ซ๐ wookie ๐ถ. If you ๐ get ๐ 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back ๐ you ๐ are granted ๐ฉ๐๐พ a seat๐บ on ๐ ๐๐the seNUT๐ฆ๐ฆ. If you ๐ get ๐ 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ backโฌ ๏ธโฌ ๏ธ you ๐๐ผ are a padaHUN๐๐. If you ๐๐ญ get ๐ 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back ๐ you ๐๐ผ๐คโค are a real ๐ Jedi ๐ก๐ mastwhore๐ฏ๐๐ฉ๐๐โโ๏ธ
President's Day Emoji Pasta PresiDICK's Day
Happy PresiDICKโS ๐๐๐ฝ DAYโผ๏ธ Time โฐโฐ to honor the DADDIES ๐ฌ๐ฌ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ George SLUTsington ๐ฏ๐ฏ, Benjamin SPANKlin๐๐, John HanCOCK ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ These POUNDING ๐จโ fathers ERECTED โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ their ๐ป๐CUNTstitutional dongs ๐๐for LADY LIBERTY ๐ฝ๐ ๐ Raise that ASS ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ฆ Abraham LinCUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ WOODrow Wilson ๐๐ฒ๐, Bill CLIT-on ๐๐, and the CUMmander in chief, ๐ฆ๐๐BarCOCK Obama ๐ฆ๐๐ Donโt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ๐๐ฉ DICKlared war ๐ซ๐ฃ on those CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐๐ Share in โ๏ธ SUCKonds or you wonโt be pounding ๐จthat presidential PUSSY ๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and ur a White House HOE ๐ Get ๐ back and ur the SUCKretary of state ๐๐๐บ๐ธ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HAPPY JIZZIDENTโS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ๐๐๐
Happy PresiDICKโS ๐๐๐ฝ DAYโผ๏ธ Time โฐโฐ to honor the DADDIES ๐ฌ๐ฌ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ George SLUTsington ๐ฏ๐ฏ, Benjamin SPANKlin๐๐, John HanCOCK ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ These POUNDING ๐จโ fathers ERECTED โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ their ๐ป๐CUNTstitutional dongs ๐๐for LADY LIBERTY ๐ฝ๐ ๐ Raise that ASS ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ฆ Abraham LinCUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ WOODrow Wilson ๐๐ฒ๐, Bill CLIT-on ๐๐, and the CUMmander in chief, ๐ฆ๐๐BarCOCK Obama ๐ฆ๐๐ Donโt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ๐๐ฉ DICKlared war ๐ซ๐ฃ on those CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐๐ Share in โ๏ธ SUCKonds or you wonโt be pounding ๐จthat presidential PUSSY ๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and ur a White House HOE ๐ Get ๐ back and ur the SUCKretary of state ๐๐๐บ๐ธ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HAPPY JIZZIDENTโS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ๐๐๐
if my girl and fidget spinner both dying
twitchquotes:if my girl๐ง๐and fidget spinner฿ท both dying๐ฑand I can only save one ๐ค๐ฌcatch me at her funeral ๐๐ป๐นspinning ฿ท through ฿ท the ฿ท pain ฿ท ๐ฏ ๐
if my girl๐ง๐and fidget spinner฿ท both dying๐ฑand I can only save one ๐ค๐ฌcatch me at her funeral ๐๐ป๐นspinning ฿ท through ฿ท the ฿ท pain ฿ท ๐ฏ ๐
HERE COMES DAT BOI
twitchquotes:โ๐ธโ๐ธโ๐ธโ๐ธ o *** waddup ๐ here ๐ฒ come dat bเฌ i๐ฒ๐ฒ right๐ฒ๐ฒth ๐ธ ereโโโ dat ๐ธ boi โ๐ธ โif dat boi ๐ธ ฦฝai so ๐ฏ i sai so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there ๐ฒ o *** (chorus: เฌ sสฐแถฆแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ โโO0ะเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตโ โ โ โ ๐ฏ ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ ๐๐ waddup
โ๐ธโ๐ธโ๐ธโ๐ธ o *** waddup ๐ here ๐ฒ come dat bเฌ i๐ฒ๐ฒ right๐ฒ๐ฒth ๐ธ ereโโโ dat ๐ธ boi โ๐ธ โif dat boi ๐ธ ฦฝai so ๐ฏ i sai so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there ๐ฒ o *** (chorus: เฌ sสฐแถฆแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ โโO0ะเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตโ โ โ โ ๐ฏ ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ ๐๐ waddup
RIP Hugh Hefner emojipasta
Rosa sat๐ so I could walk๐ถ๐พ MLK walked๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐พ so I could run๐๐พObama ran๐บ๐ธ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ so I could fly๐๐ฝ๐ฆ ๐ฆ Hugh๐ด๐ป died๐โ ๏ธ so I could nut๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ #RIP
Rosa sat๐ so I could walk๐ถ๐พ MLK walked๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐พ so I could run๐๐พObama ran๐บ๐ธ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ so I could fly๐๐ฝ๐ฆ ๐ฆ Hugh๐ด๐ป died๐โ ๏ธ so I could nut๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ #RIP