I ๐ met joe biden at ๐ธ๐ฆ 3 ๐๐ am ๐ he said ๐ฌ๐ he was the ๐๐ค impostor guys โ should ๐๐ซ i ๐ believe ๐ป him ๐จ๐ฉ im ๐ผ soo scared โ i dont ๐ก know ๐คโ what to ๐๐ถ do ๐ help ๐ me ๐ out.
I ๐ met joe biden at ๐ธ๐ฆ 3 ๐๐ am ๐ he said ๐ฌ๐ he was the ๐๐ค impostor guys โ should ๐๐ซ i ๐ believe ๐ป him ๐จ๐ฉ im ๐ผ soo scared โ i dont ๐ก know ๐คโ what to ๐๐ถ do ๐ help ๐ me ๐ out. ๐ค
Old town road
twitchquotes:I got the horses๐ด in the back๐ ๐ Horse๐ด tack is attached๐ Hat ๐ค is matte black๐จ๐ฟ Got the boots๐ข thatโs black๐ถ๐ฟ to match๐ค Ridinโ on a horse๐ด, ha๐คฃ You๐จ๐ฟ๐พ can whip ๐๐your Porsche๐ I been in the โฐ๏ธvalleyโฐ๏ธ๐๐ You ainโt ๐ โ๏ธbeen up๐ off the porch๐ ๐ด, now Canโt nobody tell๐ฃ๏ธ me๐ค nothinโโ
I got the horses๐ด in the back๐ ๐ Horse๐ด tack is attached๐ Hat ๐ค is matte black๐จ๐ฟ Got the boots๐ข thatโs black๐ถ๐ฟ to match๐ค Ridinโ on a horse๐ด, ha๐คฃ You๐จ๐ฟ๐พ can whip ๐๐your Porsche๐ I been in the โฐ๏ธvalleyโฐ๏ธ๐๐ You ainโt ๐ โ๏ธbeen up๐ off the porch๐ ๐ด, now Canโt nobody tell๐ฃ๏ธ me๐ค nothinโโ
Here ๐ฆ CUMS ๐ฆ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ right down ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝslutty girl lane!๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ โ๐ซโ๐ซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ๐ซโ๐ซ Is your ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป not giving you enough ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆcummies?!๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Hold up,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ ho! It's ๐ฆ๐ฆcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธSEASON!โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ Pushโ๐ฝโ๐ฝ that ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐๐ฝNEW๐๐ฝ father in ๐กYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐ก ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ the ๐๐KING๐๐ of ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ That's right,๐๐ผ he's been making ๐ง๐ฝlittle๐ง๐ฝ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ squishy for 6๏ธโฃ CENTURIES. Don't โโ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐NAUGHTIEST๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆgirls โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ! So send this to all the ๐ผnastiest๐ผ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ you know and shareโ๏ธThoseโ๏ธCummiesโ๏ธGet 0๏ธโฃ back and you're a basic ๐๐coal-slinging bitch.๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and you get ๐ eaten๐ like ๐ชcookies๐ชand ๐ ๐ฆslurped๐ฆ๐ like ๐ผmilk!๐ผ Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back and ๐ ๐ฝSanta's๐ ๐ฝ big ๐๐COCK๐๐ will growโซโซ 3๏ธโฃ sizes inside of you!๐ซ๐ฉ Get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ๐๐๐yummy ๐๐ญ๐ผnummy ๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธsquishy๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธ ๐ง๐งcummies๐ง๐ง until next โฉ๐จโChristmas!๐จโ
Here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ right down ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝslutty girl lane!๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ โ๐ซโ๐ซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ๐ซโ๐ซ Is your ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป not giving you enough ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆcummies?!๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Hold up,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ ho! It's ๐ฆ๐ฆcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธSEASON!โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ Pushโ๐ฝโ๐ฝ that ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐๐ฝNEW๐๐ฝ father in ๐กYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐ก ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ the ๐๐KING๐๐ of ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ That's right,๐๐ผ he's been making ๐ง๐ฝlittle๐ง๐ฝ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ squishy for 6๏ธโฃ CENTURIES. Don't โโ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐NAUGHTIEST๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆgirls โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ! So send this to all the ๐ผnastiest๐ผ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ you know and shareโ๏ธThoseโ๏ธCummiesโ๏ธGet 0๏ธโฃ back and you're a basic ๐๐coal-slinging bitch.๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and you get ๐ eaten๐ like ๐ชcookies๐ชand ๐ ๐ฆslurped๐ฆ๐ like ๐ผmilk!๐ผ Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back and ๐ ๐ฝSanta's๐ ๐ฝ big ๐๐COCK๐๐ will growโซโซ 3๏ธโฃ sizes inside of you!๐ซ๐ฉ Get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ๐๐๐yummy ๐๐ญ๐ผnummy ๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธsquishy๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธ ๐ง๐งcummies๐ง๐ง until next โฉ๐จโChristmas!๐จโ
MLK day emojipasta
heyyy ๐ Marthin Luther QUEENS ๐ฏโโ๏ธ i have a dream ๐ด ๐ that you will be dicked ๐ down โฌ๏ธ tonight like DADDY ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted ๐โ๐ฟ so MARCH ๐ถโโ๏ธ on down โฌ๏ธ to his washington monument ๐บ๐ธ and have a SIT IN ๐งโโ๏ธ on that DICK ๐๐ Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK ๐ฝ like a TRUE PATRIOT ๐ฝ segregate those cheeks ๐ tonight it doesnโt matter ๐ โโ๏ธ if his fountain ๐๐ฆ is BLACK or WHITE ๐ค we are all CUMRADES ๐ฆ๐ฆ in the fight against discrimination ๐ SOAK those PANTIFA ๐ฉฒ our TWERK is not over โผ๏ธ SEND this ๐ค to โ๏ธ every WOKE HOE ๐คฏ you know ๐ Get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ BACK to END racism โ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL ๐๐ HARMONY โฎ๏ธ
heyyy ๐ Marthin Luther QUEENS ๐ฏโโ๏ธ i have a dream ๐ด ๐ that you will be dicked ๐ down โฌ๏ธ tonight like DADDY ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted ๐โ๐ฟ so MARCH ๐ถโโ๏ธ on down โฌ๏ธ to his washington monument ๐บ๐ธ and have a SIT IN ๐งโโ๏ธ on that DICK ๐๐ Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK ๐ฝ like a TRUE PATRIOT ๐ฝ segregate those cheeks ๐ tonight it doesnโt matter ๐ โโ๏ธ if his fountain ๐๐ฆ is BLACK or WHITE ๐ค we are all CUMRADES ๐ฆ๐ฆ in the fight against discrimination ๐ SOAK those PANTIFA ๐ฉฒ our TWERK is not over โผ๏ธ SEND this ๐ค to โ๏ธ every WOKE HOE ๐คฏ you know ๐ Get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ BACK to END racism โ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL ๐๐ HARMONY โฎ๏ธ
New banger (from r/conservativerap)
Aye ๐
Yuh ๐๐พ๐
Uh ๐๐ค
Skrrrt ๐จ๐ค
I ๐ hate ๐ก people ๐ซ who have a different ๐ก skin ๐ ๐ป๐ color ๐จ from me (x32)
instrumental ๐บ break ๐
I ๐๐ hate ๐ก๐ people ๐ซ who have a different ๐โโ skin ๐ ๐ป๐ color ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ from me (x32)
Aye ๐
Yuh ๐๐พ๐
Uh ๐๐ค
Skrrrt ๐จ๐ค
I ๐ hate ๐ก people ๐ซ who have a different ๐ก skin ๐ ๐ป๐ color ๐จ from me (x32)
instrumental ๐บ break ๐
I ๐๐ hate ๐ก๐ people ๐ซ who have a different ๐โโ skin ๐ ๐ป๐ color ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ from me (x32)