HOLA๐๐ป all you dirty little TACO๐ฎSLUTS๐๐คฃdo you know what day it is?!๐ค I smell immigrants๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION๐ ๐ผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฎโค๏ธ๐ฏ Hide your KIDS๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐ง๐ชis coming to deport us all๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐ธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐บ๐ธis to PARTYYY๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โget any back you get NO ๐ซ๐ซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐ญ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ
HOLA๐๐ป all you dirty little TACO๐ฎSLUTS๐๐คฃdo you know what day it is?!๐ค I smell immigrants๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION๐ ๐ผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฎโค๏ธ๐ฏ Hide your KIDS๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐ง๐ชis coming to deport us all๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐ธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐บ๐ธis to PARTYYY๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โget any back you get NO ๐ซ๐ซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐ญ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v2
It's Cinco de mayo... ๐๐ฎ๐ but all I want ๐๐ป is cinco DICKS ๐ฏ in my May-OUTH ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ beat the French ๐๐ซ๐ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐ซโ and now you're gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐๐ฉ with a huge stick ๐ณ๐ but โ๏ธONLYโ๏ธ if you send ๐ฒ this to 5๏ธโฃ amigos ๐ฌ you'd cross borders โก๏ธ for ๐๐ป๐ฏ Get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐ and you'll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
It's Cinco de mayo... ๐๐ฎ๐ but all I want ๐๐ป is cinco DICKS ๐ฏ in my May-OUTH ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ beat the French ๐๐ซ๐ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐ซโ and now you're gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐๐ฉ with a huge stick ๐ณ๐ but โ๏ธONLYโ๏ธ if you send ๐ฒ this to 5๏ธโฃ amigos ๐ฌ you'd cross borders โก๏ธ for ๐๐ป๐ฏ Get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐ and you'll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
๐ค ๐ GIDDY UP ๐ด๐๐ JINGLE WHORE!!! ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐๐ โ๏ธ๐๐น๐ SEXMAS ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ ๐ท๐๐โค๏ธ is here ๐คฉ and Uโve sure been N A U G T H Yโฆ!! ๐๐คญ๐คค๐๐๐ All year ๐ Santa ๐ ๐ has been watching ๐๏ธ u FAP ๐๐ฆ๐ฉ and tonite ๐โจ heโs cumming ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ท to give u his ๐ณ๐ BIG PACKAGE!!!! ๐๐๐คค To get gingerBRED ๐ช๐๐ just ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ POP๐ฅ๐คธ that Peppermint Pussy ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ n wait under the mistleHOE ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐ฑ with a nice cup of hot COCKolate โ๏ธ๐๐ฅ Jolly Old ๐ Saint DICK ๐๐๐ will shove ๐ his ๐๐ฆ๐ข Jingle Balls ๐ด๐๐คค๐ฆ right down โฌ๏ธโฌ๐ฝ ur ๐ฃ TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! ๐๐ซ๐คค๐ U better watch outโฆ ๐๐ hes ๐ gonna make u cry ๐ฑ๐๐ฉ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐ ๐๐๐คข๐๐๐ซ๐คฏ๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐ ๐๐๐คข๐๐๐ซ๐คฏ๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
President's Day Emoji Pasta
ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ