twitchquotes:Guys ๐ I ๐ Was ๐ On ๐ Pornhub ๐ And ๐ I ๐ Clicked ๐ On ๐ A ๐ Link ๐ That ๐ Said ๐ Local ๐ Milfs ๐ In ๐ My ๐ Area ๐ And ๐ Now ๐ Eggplants ๐ Appear ๐ After ๐ Every ๐ Word ๐ . ๐ What ๐ Do ๐ I ๐ Do ๐? ๐
Guys ๐ I ๐ Was ๐ On ๐ Pornhub ๐ And ๐ I ๐ Clicked ๐ On ๐ A ๐ Link ๐ That ๐ Said ๐ Local ๐ Milfs ๐ In ๐ My ๐ Area ๐ And ๐ Now ๐ Eggplants ๐ Appear ๐ After ๐ Every ๐ Word ๐ . ๐ What ๐ Do ๐ I ๐ Do ๐? ๐
๐ค ๐ GIDDY UP ๐ด๐๐ JINGLE WHORE!!! ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐๐ โ๏ธ๐๐น๐ SEXMAS ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ ๐ท๐๐โค๏ธ is here ๐คฉ and Uโve sure been N A U G T H Yโฆ!! ๐๐คญ๐คค๐๐๐ All year ๐ Santa ๐ ๐ has been watching ๐๏ธ u FAP ๐๐ฆ๐ฉ and tonite ๐โจ heโs cumming ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ท to give u his ๐ณ๐ BIG PACKAGE!!!! ๐๐๐คค To get gingerBRED ๐ช๐๐ just ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ POP๐ฅ๐คธ that Peppermint Pussy ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ n wait under the mistleHOE ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐ฑ with a nice cup of hot COCKolate โ๏ธ๐๐ฅ Jolly Old ๐ Saint DICK ๐๐๐ will shove ๐ his ๐๐ฆ๐ข Jingle Balls ๐ด๐๐คค๐ฆ right down โฌ๏ธโฌ๐ฝ ur ๐ฃ TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! ๐๐ซ๐คค๐ U better watch outโฆ ๐๐ hes ๐ gonna make u cry ๐ฑ๐๐ฉ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
And youโve been, GNOMED
twitchquotes:Ho ho ho ha ha ๐๐คฃ๐, ho ho ho he ha๐คฃ๐คฃ. Hello there๐๐, old chum๐ด๐ต. Iโm ๐ โโ๏ธ g'not ๐ โโ๏ธa g'nelf๐ง๐. Iโm ๐ โโ๏ธg'not๐ โโ๏ธ a g'noblin๐บ๐๐บ. Iโm a g'nome๐ ๐!! And youโve been, GNOOOMED๐ ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ!!!
Ho ho ho ha ha ๐๐คฃ๐, ho ho ho he ha๐คฃ๐คฃ. Hello there๐๐, old chum๐ด๐ต. Iโm ๐ โโ๏ธ g'not ๐ โโ๏ธa g'nelf๐ง๐. Iโm ๐ โโ๏ธg'not๐ โโ๏ธ a g'noblin๐บ๐๐บ. Iโm a g'nome๐ ๐!! And youโve been, GNOOOMED๐ ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ!!!
Debunking the existence of females
"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ
A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT๐คฎ to enslave men!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
PROOF๐๐ "FEMALE" stands for;
F ake
E ngineered
MALE !!!!
๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
So be ๐ฐ๐ฐCAREFUL๐ฐ๐ฐ around someone who claims to be a ๐ก๐ก"FEMALE"๐ก๐ก because they might be a ๐ฑSPY๐ฑ sent by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT ๐คฎ ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
If you ๐กDONT๐ก farward this to 20 ๐จโ๐ฆฑpeople๐ง ๐จLITTLE TOMMY๐ฑ will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ
A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT๐คฎ to enslave men!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
PROOF๐๐ "FEMALE" stands for;
F ake
E ngineered
MALE !!!!
๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
So be ๐ฐ๐ฐCAREFUL๐ฐ๐ฐ around someone who claims to be a ๐ก๐ก"FEMALE"๐ก๐ก because they might be a ๐ฑSPY๐ฑ sent by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT ๐คฎ ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
If you ๐กDONT๐ก farward this to 20 ๐จโ๐ฆฑpeople๐ง ๐จLITTLE TOMMY๐ฑ will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
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It's COCKtober ๐๐ u know what that means ๐๐ Dick sucking awareness month ๐ฏ๐๐ผ๐ send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ๐ญ๐ that love that dick ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ THOT-O-WEEN ๐is upon us !! If you get this message โ๏ธ you are queen ๐ธof the thots!!! Forward this to 7โฃ of the ๐ThOtTiEsT๐ thots ๐that you know will get some ๐๐ soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ๐for 6โฃ9โฃ days of bad luck โ ๏ธ ๐ โผ๏ธATTENTION โผ๏ธ๐๐ปALL HALLOWEEN ๐๐ธHOES ๐๐ ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY โ ๏ธYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS๐GET ๐FISTED๐ BY A ๐SKELETON ๐SHOVE โ๐ญCANDY ๐ฝ๐ฝCORN๐ฌIN YOUR ๐PUSSY ๐ฝAND ๐ DONT ๐ โโ๏ธFORGET ๐ฉ๐TO SUCK SOME ๐DRACULA ๐DICK ๐๐ฆ SO PUT ๐ YOUR ๐๐ COSTUMES AND GO ๐ชDOOR TO DOOR๐ช๐๐ ๐ฆBEGGING FOR THAT ๐GOOD GOOD๐ SEND THIS TO TWELVE1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃโ ๏ธSPOOKY ๐ป๐SLUTS๐ฎ TO ๐SHOW ๐๐ผTHAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ๐ซCHOCOLATE๐ซ COVERED๐DICK๐ฝ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL๐๐๐ ITS COCKTOBER ๐๐๐๐๐ AND IF YOU๐๐ฝ ARE GETTING THIS๐๐ฝ๐ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ๐ป๐๐ป๐ป๐ ๐ป๐๐ป HOE๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ every year in Cocktober the jack o slut๐๐๐ comes to life๐๐ป๐ป๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ฝ coming to harvest ๐๐๐ his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK๐๐ป๐ป ๐ IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT๐๐ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH๐๐โจ๐ฎ BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES