There are too many people that call themselves what they are not, including on this very server. The design industry seems the worst, but I'm sure its the same in other professions. Everyone with 3 months of some Google class, suddenly calls themself an UI/UX Designer, while the craft (especially UX) takes years to develop. I also know a lot of professional designers that have 20+ years of experience, and still don't call themselves experts. Lucky for us, the professional market also sees through those fake designers. So, hone your craft, become better, and stop calling yourselves UI/UX Designers, when you are not. Or Full Stack Developer, when you only do HTML and CSS. Or Open Heart Surgeon, when you are only a masseuse.
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So as a joke, I fucked my friend in a trollface cosplay
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing a trollface mask and black morph suit. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as your mother (after I have sexual intercourse with her) and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my morph suit. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Cover yourself in oil."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "You mad bro?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "We do a little trolling!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Trollface."
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Wow! I love Verizonβ’!
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Wow! I love Verizonβ’! Iβm glad that the internet is so free! Isnβt it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! Itβs really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed Iβm sure they wonβt abuse it! Thank you Verizonβ’! I love Verizonβ’! Donβt you love Verizonβ’?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonβ’! Canβt you see theyβre protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Donβt you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonβ’! Thank you Verizonβ’! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying βthis is whatβs best for a free and open internetβ and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
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I want to date Poki
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Hi poki :heart: i just wanted to say i really love you and i want to go on a date with you iβm the one who drops 20$ on your stream everyday you can dm if you want :relaxed: i have the last 130$ on my paypal that iβm gonna drop next stream just so we can meet ilysm i want to date really bad
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I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo
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Hey Reynad, I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo. We regret to inform you that your shipment of child solders may be a bit late this month due to a shipping error. We are very sorry for this inconvenience, and you will receive AIDS, free of charge as our way of saying sorry.
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