There are too many people that call themselves what they are not, including on this very server. The design industry seems the worst, but I'm sure its the same in other professions. Everyone with 3 months of some Google class, suddenly calls themself an UI/UX Designer, while the craft (especially UX) takes years to develop. I also know a lot of professional designers that have 20+ years of experience, and still don't call themselves experts. Lucky for us, the professional market also sees through those fake designers. So, hone your craft, become better, and stop calling yourselves UI/UX Designers, when you are not. Or Full Stack Developer, when you only do HTML and CSS. Or Open Heart Surgeon, when you are only a masseuse.
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They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger
They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. When I am in danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, resistant material and make millions. Brigades will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests.
Discord user cracks after seeing the word βsusβ
oh my god
among us isnt FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE
ITS BEEN MONTHS
MONTHS
IM SICK OF THIS SHIT
JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE OH MY GOD
EVERYTHING ABOUT AMONG US IS UNCOOL
LITERALLY EVERYTHING
IT SCREAMS βIM A VIRGINβ
AND GODDAMNIT THAT WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS SHITB
ITS NOT FUNNY
ITS A DUDE ON METH
WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT THIS
LIKE WHAT THE HELL BRO
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
HOLY SHIT HUMANITY IS FUCKed
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE ALL TIME LOW
OH MY FYCKING LOOORDDD DUDE
@everyone STOP MAKING AMONG US JOKES
ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY
holy shit
fuck anybody who finds among us funny
im done with this shit
Among Us / Amogus
Tanner from Rome
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So you're going by "Octavian" now plebian? Haha what's up spurcifer, it's Tannerius from Rome. Remember me? Me and the other legionaries used to give a hard time. Sorry you were just an easy target. I can see not much has changed. Remember Seira, the girl you had a crush on? Yeah, she's my concubine now. I make over 200 sesterces a year and drive a quadriga chariot. I guess some things never change huh? Nice catching up. Patheticus.
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Tanner from High School
Masculinity is now illegal
As of this morning π, masculinity πͺππ is NO π«β LONGER π LEGAL πβ. If you π are masculine π΄, please ππββοΈ report π to your ππΌ nearest π Femboy ππββοΈ Education π Center π’β, clean-shaven and wearing πππ thigh-high socks π§¦. Those who fail π« to follow π£ these orders ππ WILL BE CANCELLED βπ·π‘.
Ukrainian President asks Kripp for help
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Κα΄ΚΚα΄, α΄ΚΙͺα΄α΄α΄ΚΚΙͺΙ΄α΄, α΄ΚΙͺs Ιͺs α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄Ιͺα΄Ι΄ α΄Κα΄sΙͺα΄
α΄Ι΄α΄ α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄Ι΄α΄
Κ α΄α΄Κα΄ΚΚΙ΄α΄α΄ ΙͺΙ΄α΄. α΄α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄ Κα΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ssα΄α΄
ΚΚ Κα΄ssΙͺα΄ α΄Ι΄α΄
α΄α΄Κ α΄Ιͺα΄Ιͺα΄’α΄Ι΄s Ι΄α΄α΄α΄
α΄Κα΄Ι΄Ι’α΄ α΄α΄Ιͺα΄α΄. α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄ sα΄Ι΄α΄
α΄α΄. α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄ Ι΄α΄ α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄α΄.
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