[Copypasta] Well you see, the question of "who asked?" is simply a paradox

Well you see, the question of "who asked?" is simply a paradox. Because by asking "who asked?", you are implying that people need to be asked before speaking. But following that logic, you would have needed to have someone grant you permission to say that, because who asked you to say "who asked?"? Exactly, nobody did, and nobody can ask anyone to give them permission to give you permission because no one asked them. And this perpetual loop never ends, creating a paradox. So by you saying "who asked?", you admit that you are a stupid fucking retard, and I fucked your mom bitch.
March 2025
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My name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus

twitchquotes: <:::::[]=Β€β—₯β–ˆΜ†β—€My name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the RNG, General of the β—₯β–ˆΜ†β—€ Legions, loyal servant to the true Shaman Kripparrian. Buff to a β—₯β–ˆΜ†β—€ son, and buff to a β—₯β–ˆΜ†β—€ wife. I will make all totems mighty, whether in this game or the next. <:::::[]=Β€β—₯β–ˆΜ†β—€
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Kripp

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I'm one with the kripp

twitchquotes: Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp
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Kripp

NaM emote

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October 2018

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STOP with your copy pasta SPAM

twitchquotes: STOP with your copy pasta SPAM. You are destroying not ONLY my chat EXPERIENCE, but everyones chat EXPERIENCE. If you PLEBS don't stop IMMEDIATELY, then I will have to call the CYBER police. Do NOT copy and paste this.
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