[Copypasta] I'd shoot Reynad twice

twitchquotes: "If Lea, Reynad and Hitler sat in the same room and I had a gun with two bullets I'd shoot Reynad twice, r**e Lea and high-five Hitler." - TidesOfTime 2014
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November 2014
Reynad
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Alone in his heart, Reynard commits saltdoku

twitchquotes: "Tides my player," say the Reynardino, "you are my slaverrino, why don't you make videos?" But the Tides don't respond. He elopes to C9 and runs his hand through his unshaven face scruff and say "Well met!" to the twisted Kolento. Alone in his heart, Reynard commits saltdoku at a Saltbucks in San Bernardino with Al Pacino, no cappucino.
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November 2014
Reynad

I have plenty of $5 bills

twitchquotes: Kripp how do we know you're not naked from the waist down? Also if you're not, how much would it cost to make that happen? I have plenty of $5 bills ... Just saying...
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November 2014
Reynad

I'm going up the chat elevator

twitchquotes: PogChamp I'M GOING UP THE CHAT ELEVATOR PogChamp I'M GONNA BE FIRST TO ARRIVE PogChamp
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June 2015
Reynad

Fapping to Reynad

twitchquotes: anyone else fap to reynad?
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March 2014
Reynad

Hey Reynad, Melvin Roede de Paard

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January 2015
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