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Hi Kripp, do you know who else didn't pet cats? Hitler. Hitler didn't pet cats. Do you want to be a Nazi too?
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Dennis in a time machine
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The year is 1945. βDennis,β Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. βGet back to the time machine. We have what we need here.β A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked βTop Deck.β Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. βWe will see who says "Salt" now,β he saysβ¦.
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12-1 Cheerleaders
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β(β βΏ β)β This is the 12-1 Cheerleaders, Go Kripp Go! β(β βΏ β)β
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Kripp please pet your cat
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Hello Kripparian, Leon Tidewellow here, CEO of PETA. My sources tell me that you haven't pet your cat in over 3 years, and thats a little too long. I'll give you 5 minutes, if you don't pet the cat then you WILL be brofisted. Have a nice day!.
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Karma from the vegan produce co-op
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Greetings, kripp! Blessings! It's Karma from the vegan produce co-op. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Send me an astral projection, dude. Btw, did you ever find a way to make tofu edible? It's been a big challenge for me hahah. You have such a kind aura. It's so calming to see you again. You have the address for my drum circle. Peace, my fellow
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You better wear the TSM T-Shirt
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Hello TSM_Kripp, TSM manager here. We can see that you aren't wearing our TSM T-shirt. Remember that it is a vital part of our contract. If you want the fuckmaster-vol7ron you better wear the damn shirt.
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