I, U bluudi wonka, feck'n bos droiva don' went en doid on ya m8, musta bin a reyl sed day 4 ya mum m8, ah bluudi eal, E wuuda smocked u roight en the gabber so ya C staars 4 doin wot ya bin doin, pal.neavamnd, feck u m8, get shrektd
I used to be a real ad
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IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP?
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ππ½ HELLO? SINATRAA (SPECIMEN #3457) ππ½HOW IS YOUR MISSION GOING? ππ½ IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP? ππ½
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Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time
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they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers
they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers
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This deck looks spicy!
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This deck looks spicy! But not as spicy as Taco Bellβs new Sriracha Queserito 
β’ Just $2.99 for a limited time only! LIVE MAS!
β’ Just $2.99 for a limited time only! LIVE MAS!
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Reynad
Ninja's questionable tweet (wife brings me a sandwich, not asked for)
My brother wonβt stop saying βITS MORBING TIME!β
Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) wonβt stop saying βITS MORBING TIME!β he found these words on fb or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says βits morbing time!β
Iβm losing my sanity, fuck you morbius. That was very un-morb