[Copypasta] U bluudi wonka

I, U bluudi wonka, feck'n bos droiva don' went en doid on ya m8, musta bin a reyl sed day 4 ya mum m8, ah bluudi eal, E wuuda smocked u roight en the gabber so ya C staars 4 doin wot ya bin doin, pal.neavamnd, feck u m8, get shrektd
November 2014
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Twin Towers

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Alexa play Ram Ranch

twitchquotes: ɴᴏᴑ α΄˜ΚŸα΄€ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’: Ram Ranch ─────────βšͺ───── β—„β—„β €β–Άβ €β–Ίβ–Ίβ € 4:33 / 6:50 β € ───○ πŸ”Š α΄΄α΄° βš™οΈ
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KappaPride

CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste

twitchquotes: (β–€ΜΏ ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ) Hello Kripp i am CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste. This stream is now under my control i bought all rights to paste and pastarino products if anyone copy and pastes again i will sue you so dont copy and paste (β–€ΜΏ ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ)
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Kripp

Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens

twitchquotes: Hey my name is Henry Dongerman I lost my pet donger. Here's a picture of him [α•™ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½α•—] if you can help find him I would be eternally grateful he means the world to me. Mr. Mittens is his name if it helps share this around and pray to lord donger to help find him. His favorite song is α•™ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΰΊˆΰΌ½α•— HARDER BETTER FASTER DONGER α•™ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΰΊˆΰΌ½α•— so try playing that he may come
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July 2014
Kripp

My poop story

twitchquotes: My poop story. I lived in a dookie (pun on purpose) apartment complex in a college town, literally $300 a month, on a river in the south. So a small and always very high maintenance team worked for them. They showed up (stoned) and were changing everyone’s filters. Heard. Ok come in. I had a particularly funky little caesars pizza not an hour before the incident. We were making small talk and such as these things tend to linger, I suddenly felt a disturbance in my lower gut (bubbleguts). I felt confident in my distance from the maintenance guy that I got squeeze out a fart and then distract him into another room. This was no fart. At slightest bit of effort I put towards this fart a flood of terrible pizza diarrhea shot out of my ass like a goddamn rocket. As I was staring this man in the eye. I was staring another human being in the eyes...while I pooed my pants. To this day not only do I have no clue if he knew or not but I would still pay thousands of dollars to just see my face when that happened. That is my poop story.
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June 2019
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