[Copypasta] Give the Kitty 200 kissy wissy's on his little tum tum

Kripp Jr

twitchquotes: The year is 2020 Kripp is playing Hearthstone with his son Kripp Jr. "Looks like you lose Daddy hehe, but I still love you!", he says topdeckingly... "Oh my *** god dude thats *** unreal, how can I lose to people this bad", Kripp spits coldly with hate in his eyes. Kripp Jr. begins to cry....

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January 2015

Kripp

Kripp is MY MAN

twitchquotes: ＤｅａｒＫｒｉｐｐ＇ｓＧａｙＧｒｅｅｋＢｏｙｆｒｉｅｎｄ，ｙｏｕｐｉｅｃｅｏｆｅｌｄｏｇｓｈｉｔｅｒｉｎｏ．ＴｈｅＫｒｉｐｐｉｓＭＹＭＡＮ．Ａｎｄｙｏｕｂｅｔｔｅｒｂａｃｋｔｈｅｆｕｃｋｏｆｆ．Ｐｌｚｎｏｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏａｌｐａｃｉｎｏｐｉｓｔａｃｈｉｏ

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March 2014

Kripp

Is that your knee or you just excited to see me?

twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is that your knee or you just excited to see me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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November 2014

Kripp

Hello Kripp, Sandown's mother here, Sandup

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Sandown's mother here, Sandup. I don't appreciate the excessive amount of brofisting you've been doing to my son's rectum. When he sleeps at night all he can dream about is you welcoming him to the "5 dolla club" as you tear his anus apart and cause it to profusely bleed with your fist and it's all your fault that he's so butthurt!

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November 2014

Kripp

Kripp's lettuce points

twitchquotes: The year is 2035. Kripp's lettuce points have quickly developed into one of the most valuable crypto currencies in the world. Elsewhere, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, watching Kripp's stream, desperately trying to gamble for some lettuce points. He types "!bet 2 all" in chat, and anxiously awaits the results. Upon seeing Kripp go 0-3, Tanner puts a gun to his head and lets out one final "never lucky" before pulling the trigger.

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February 2019

Kripp

[Copypasta] Give the Kitty 200 kissy wissy's on his little tum tum

Kripp Jr

Kripp is MY MAN

Is that your knee or you just excited to see me?

Hello Kripp, Sandown's mother here, Sandup

Kripp's lettuce points

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

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