[Copypasta] Hello Kripp, this is your mother

twitchquotes: Hello kripp. This is your mother, I saw that "brofist" you just gave to one of your subscribers. Don't make me come to Athens and make you give him a better brofist. Haven't I taught you better fisting? Love always, mum
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Octavian, this is Brian Weiss with Grinding Gear Games

twitchquotes: Octavian, this is Brian Weiss with Grinding Gear Games. We understand there was an issue with our last financial restructuring that inadvertently canceled the auto-pay into your account. We've gone ahead and rectified the issue, as well as forwarding an additional 10% as an apology. We look forward to your updated commentary regarding our latest content expansion for Path of Exile.
twitch chat
August 2017
Kripp

sellout

Please top switching the first 2 letters of words

twitchquotes: Dear chat, please top switching the first 2 letters of words; thereby forming a new or complety bogus word. For example in the two word sentence: "MIC MUTED". I and manny others have no idea what this means because you have switched the M with M and the M with the M. This confuses me to infinity. Thanks in advanced.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

The Headbutts will be random

twitchquotes: "Tสœแด‡ สœแด‡แด€แด…ส™แดœแด›แด›s แดกษชสŸสŸ ส™แด‡ ส€แด€ษดแด…แดแด" Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด…แด‡แด„ส€แด‡แด‡s. Aษดแด… sแด แด€ ษดแด‡แดก า“แด€แด„แด›ษชแดษด แดา“ sแดœส™s แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ ส™แดส€ษด. Tสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›สœแดsแด‡ แดกสœแด แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ ส™ส€แดา“ษชsแด›แด‡แด…, แด€ษดแด… แด›สœแดsแด‡ แดกสœแด แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ ส™ส€แดส™แดœแด›แด›แด‡แด…. Sแดแดษด แด€ แดกแด€ส€ แด‡ส€แดœแด˜แด›แด‡แด… ส™แด‡แด›แดกแด‡แด‡ษด แด›สœแด‡ แด›แดกแด, แด€ษดแด… แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s แด€แด›แด›แด€แด„แด‹แด‡แด… แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s, แด€สŸสŸ ส™แด‡แด„แดแดษชษดษข sแด€สŸแด›ส..
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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