[Copypasta] Hello Kripp, this is your mother

twitchquotes: Hello kripp. This is your mother, I saw that "brofist" you just gave to one of your subscribers. Don't make me come to Athens and make you give him a better brofist. Haven't I taught you better fisting? Love always, mum
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November 2014
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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March 2014
Kripp

Only way I can feel safe

twitchquotes: When I'm ready to go to sleep I grab my laptop and get in bed. I open my laptop, go to Kripps youtube, turn the brightness all the way up and watch the video with the laptop screen close to my eyes. When the video is done I close my eyes and can still see Kripps face while I go to sleep. It's the only way I can feel safe.
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January 2015
Kripp

Classic

If the arms touch your name, you are LIT

twitchquotes: VAPE TEST. If the arms touch your name, you are LIT ⎝ VapeNation ⎠
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April 2016
Kripp

Chat Test

Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍđ”ŧ ℂℍ𝕆𝕊đ”ŧℕ 𝕆ℕđ”ŧ ℂ𝔸ℕ 𝕎𝕀đ”ŧ𝕃đ”ģ 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕊𝕎𝕆ℝđ”ģ 𝔸ℕđ”ģ ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹đ”ŧ 𝕊𝕃𝔸𝕀ℕ đ”Ŋ𝕆ℝ 𝟙𝟘𝕄𝕀ℕ 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'𝕊 ℙ𝕆𝕎đ”ŧℝ. 𝔸ℝđ”ŧ 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕋ℍđ”ŧ ℂℍ𝕆𝕊đ”ŧℕ 𝕆ℕđ”ŧ? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 ℙ𝔸𝕊𝕋𝔸 𝔸ℕđ”ģ đ”Ŋ𝕀ℕđ”ģ 𝕆𝕌𝕋!
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March 2016
Kripp

Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion

twitchquotes: Kripparrian grabs Rania by the scruff of her delicate neck, thrusting her to the Hyper-X Ultra-White High-Def gaming chair. The Krippster's rightfully claimed woman presents her rose-hued folds to her master in submission. "Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion" Rania wails in passion. Kripparadino kicks Cattarrian aside, and towers over the chair, "I'm gonna play this perfectly." Kripp misses lethal.
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October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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