[Copypasta] PETA must be alerted

twitchquotes: Last night at Greece's most prominent Red Light District, Kripp was seen pimping out Catarrian for very cheap. PETA must be alerted of this horrid cat prostitution ring hidden under this "Twitch streaming"
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November 2014
Kripp
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Kripparrian has ripped in the aether

twitchquotes: Today, November 25, 2014 marks the day that kripparrian has ripped into the aether. He was hit in the head by a Riot Gas thrown by Ferguson Police all the way from US. Please join me as we all fist ourselves without Lube in his remembrance BibleThump
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November 2014
Kripp

Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
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March 2016
Kripp

100% reason to go for the face

twitchquotes: 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% slowly ranking uphill, 5% topdeck, 50% race or just 100% reason to go for the face SMOrc
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April 2015
Kripp

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Ukrainian President asks Kripp for help

twitchquotes: Κœα΄‡ΚŸΚŸα΄, α΄‹Κ€Ιͺα΄˜α΄˜α΄€Κ€Κ€Ιͺɴᴏ, α΄›ΚœΙͺs Ιͺs α΄œα΄‹Κ€α΄€Ι΄Ιͺα΄€Ι΄ α΄˜Κ€α΄‡sΙͺᴅᴇɴᴛ α΄ΚŸα΄‡α΄‹sα΄€Ι΄α΄…Κ€ α΄›α΄œΚ€α΄„ΚœΚΙ΄α΄α΄ Ιͺɴᴏ. α΄α΄œΚ€ α΄˜α΄‡α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄‡ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄α΄˜α΄˜Κ€α΄‡ssᴇᴅ ʙʏ Κ€α΄œssΙͺα΄€ α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄α΄œΚ€ α΄„Ιͺα΄›Ιͺᴒᴇɴs ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴏʀᴀɴɒᴇ ᴊᴜΙͺᴄᴇ. α΄˜ΚŸα΄‡α΄€sᴇ sᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴊ. α΄˜ΚŸα΄‡α΄€sᴇ ɴᴏ α΄€ΚŸ α΄˜α΄€α΄„Ιͺɴᴏ.
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March 2014
Kripp

You were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste funny. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.
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January 2015
Kripp
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