[Copypasta] PETA must be alerted

Sneakily squeak until light of dawn

twitchquotes: When I fart Kripp feel the fart. He hard press A and D and try to avoid the fart. But Kripp smell the fart. My viscosity meter is always highest when Kripp in the room. We sneakily squeak until light of dawn. All becoming well met.

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March 2014

Kripp

A casual player like yourself might get injured!

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, Mike Morhaime, President of Blizzard Entertainment here. I notice you're playing one of our older games. I have to warn you, the games we made in that era weren't casual-friendly. A casual player like yourself might get injured!

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January 2015

Kripp

Your journey to casualness is almost complete

twitchquotes: Trump and Massan watch Kripp together in silent amusement as he slowly enters TSM's lair. "Kripp" Trump announces, "your journey to casualness is almost complete. Henceforth, you shall be known as, Casualarrian." Kripp bows down before him, and says " It is my destiny."

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January 2015

Kripp

Huntard is confused

twitchquotes: ｈｕｎｔａｒｄｉｓｃｏｎｆｕｓｅｄ．ｕｎｄｅｒｔａｋｅｒｗａｓｐｌａｙｅｄｔｕｒｎｏｎｅ，ｂｕｔｏｐｐｏｎｅｎｔｌｉｖｅｓ．Ｅｖｅｎｇｒｅｅｔｉｎｇｓｔｒａｖｅｌｌｅｒａｎｄｏｖｅｒｐｏｗｅｒｅｄｄｏｇｅｃａｒｄｄｉｄｎｏｔｗｏｎｎｅｒｅｄ．Ａｓｉｎｇｌｅｔｅａｒｒｏｌｌｓｄｏｗｎｈｉｓｆａｃｅａｓｈｅｃｏｎｃｅｄｅｓ．ｔｉｍｅｔｏｃｒａｆｔｇａｈｚｉｌｌａ．

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December 2014

Kripp

The One Who Brings Salt

twitchquotes: Tells the legend that a long time ago all sea's water was fresh. But one tragic day a baby came out of the sea and was found by a group of african sea men. One week later, after the little baby saw the sea men play Hearth of Stone all the water turned salty. So they named him Kripp, which in Afrikaans means The One Who Brings Salt

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] PETA must be alerted

Sneakily squeak until light of dawn

A casual player like yourself might get injured!

Your journey to casualness is almost complete

Huntard is confused

The One Who Brings Salt

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