[Copypasta] PETA must be alerted

When Kripp plays Reno warrior...

twitchquotes: Captain's log, entry 69, stardate 420. It has been 9001 days since the SS Kripp first entered into this game of hearthstone, and still there appears to be no signs of release, no way out. I fear for the lives of myself and my crew, we may all pass of old age before we are freed from this particular game.

twitch chat

November 2015

Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp Jong Un

twitchquotes: ໒( •̀ ╭ ͟ʖ╮ •́ )७ It is me Kripp Jong Un. I demand that all showings of "Topdecking and Wrecking 3: Gripped and Kripped" be removed immediately. Those who refuse will be pepperonied ໒( •̀ ╭ ͟ʖ╮ •́ )७

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

BREAKING NEWS

twitchquotes: ＢＲＥＡＫＩＮＧＮＥＷＳ：ＡｆｔｅｒｂｒｕｔａｌａｎａｌｆｉｓｔｉｎｇｐｅｒｆｏｒｍｅｄｂｙＲｏｍａｎｉａｎｇｙｐｓｙＫｒｉｐｐａｒｉａｎ，Ｓａｎｄｏｗｎ＇ｓａｎｕｓｈａｄａｎｅｍｏｔｉｏｎａｌｂｒｅａｋｄｏｗｎａｎｄｃｒｉｅｄｆｏｒａｔｔｅｎｔｉｏｎｏｎｔｈｅｓｔｒｅａｍｏｆＫｒｉｐｐａｒｉａｎ．

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Kripp ignores chat draft

twitchquotes: As a young boy, Kripp lived with his family in a chateau in Romania. Kripp had a younger sister who was born frail and prone to illness. The family always took special care to make sure she was never too cold or hot. One day Kripp's parents were late and told Kripp to put his sister to bed. Kripp accidentally left the window of the chateau open, his sister contracted pneumonia and died. At the funeral, his father sobbed and said "My son, why did you ignore the chat draft?"

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November 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

VEGAN MAN

twitchquotes: VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the spam that you understand 🙌 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the top of the 🌎deck is a real trip 👌 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a Romanian man 👳 fueled by the banned 👍 Soaking up the 💦 salt in the spam 💯

twitch chat

September 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] PETA must be alerted

When Kripp plays Reno warrior...

Hearthstone

Kripp Jong Un

BREAKING NEWS

Kripp ignores chat draft

Hearthstone

VEGAN MAN

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