[Copypasta] Andrew Tides "The Turncloak" Biessnener was caught

twitchquotes: Andrew Tides "The Turncloak" Biessnener was caught today at Dulles Airport trying to fly to Moscow. He was found carrying top secret American Hearthstone decks built by Reynad. He planned on passing them to Russian KGB agent, Kolento Pistolev. As he was arrested Tides shouted, "Death to America!"
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November 2014
Reynad
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Great Music, Extremely Handsome, Must be Reynad

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Great Music (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Extremely Handsome (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Innovative Decks (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) High Level Gameplay (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Moderately Sized Forehead (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Great Personality (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Large Donger (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Must be Reynad (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)
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November 2016
Reynad

I'm still not as salty as you

twitchquotes: Reynad, I went to Isreal the other week. I went to the dead sea and floated on the incredibly salty water. I managed to get some in my mouth, and then came out ate a pretzel, and a hot dog with extra salt. And then ate an entire salt lick. I'm still not a salty as you. PJSalt
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August 2015
Reynad

salty

How will this effect my embroidery frame?

twitchquotes: Hey reynad i'm an artist, i fucked up my picture, how will this effect my embroidery frame?
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July 2014
Reynad

Dadnad and Momnad

twitchquotes: hello son, Dadnad here. Please don't waste your life away in front of that computer playing some card game. Text that girl, Lea, and play that guitar for her. Did I ever tell you that's how I woo'd Momnad? Kids these days, don't let me down, son.
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May 2014
Reynad

You'll be erasing your foes in no time

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad! Nice to see you streaming again. I see you've decided you want to look like a pencil. Good for you man, follow your dreams. You'll be erasing your foes in no time. Kappa
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April 2015
Reynad
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