We require you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp
twitchquotes:Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporatedยฉ. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporatedยฉ. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
I sexually identify as an Ironbeak Owl
twitchquotes:I sexually identify as an Ironbeak Owl. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being misplayed during tournaments and silencing the incorrect cards. People say to me that a person being an owl is ridiculous and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a genetic engineer put ironbeak owl DNA into my body, equipping me with feathers, beaks, and the power to silence others. From now on I want you guys to call me "Owlsen" and respect my right to silence from above and silence needlessly. If you can't accept me you're an owlphobe and need to check your animal privilege. Thank you for understanding.
I sexually identify as an Ironbeak Owl. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being misplayed during tournaments and silencing the incorrect cards. People say to me that a person being an owl is ridiculous and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a genetic engineer put ironbeak owl DNA into my body, equipping me with feathers, beaks, and the power to silence others. From now on I want you guys to call me "Owlsen" and respect my right to silence from above and silence needlessly. If you can't accept me you're an owlphobe and need to check your animal privilege. Thank you for understanding.
twitchquotes:Kripp you should make a feminist deck with double equality and faceless manipulator (because all are equal), double stonetusk boar (because all men are swines) and a lot of beast synergy (because all men are animals). Thanks Kripp
Kripp you should make a feminist deck with double equality and faceless manipulator (because all are equal), double stonetusk boar (because all men are swines) and a lot of beast synergy (because all men are animals). Thanks Kripp
Tips n Tricks to feeding
twitchquotes:Hey Imaqtpie! I'm gonna be doing some volunteering next week at a Food Bank and was wondering if you could play a fatty Yasuo game to teach me the Tips n Tricks to feeding! Thanks in advance and God bless
Hey Imaqtpie! I'm gonna be doing some volunteering next week at a Food Bank and was wondering if you could play a fatty Yasuo game to teach me the Tips n Tricks to feeding! Thanks in advance and God bless
Ripperoni Pepperoni dude
twitchquotes:โI'm just gonna shove this shit out โ *I'm pretty strong right now* โ *FUCK man* โ *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* โ *I love it dude* โ *Epic nice dude* โ *Just gonna go shop* โ Did that really fucking hit me? โ Ripperoni Pepperoni dude โ.
โI'm just gonna shove this shit out โ *I'm pretty strong right now* โ *FUCK man* โ *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* โ *I love it dude* โ *Epic nice dude* โ *Just gonna go shop* โ Did that really fucking hit me? โ Ripperoni Pepperoni dude โ.
Twitch Chat Examination Team
twitchquotes:Hello this is the Twitch Chat Examination Team here with anther experiment. We are testing how quickly a message typed into chat is copied and pasted by the mindless hordes. Please, if you're reading this, spread awareness for our cause.
Hello this is the Twitch Chat Examination Team here with anther experiment. We are testing how quickly a message typed into chat is copied and pasted by the mindless hordes. Please, if you're reading this, spread awareness for our cause.
twitchquotes:Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste extra salty. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.
Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste extra salty. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.
You think this takes concentration?
twitchquotes:You think this takes concentration? Try healing in World of Warcraft after someone in the group just feared the entire room and the stupid death knight has stolen all the aggro from the tank, all whilst trying to reach deep into the bag for the extra cheesy dorritos. Now THAT is a skill.
You think this takes concentration? Try healing in World of Warcraft after someone in the group just feared the entire room and the stupid death knight has stolen all the aggro from the tank, all whilst trying to reach deep into the bag for the extra cheesy dorritos. Now THAT is a skill.
This chat is now under the sole proprietorship of Sebastian "Forsen" Fors
twitchquotes:******ATTENTION ***** ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ) This chat is now under the sole proprietorship of Sebastian "Forsen" Fors. Please type forsen W (no space), into your chat box to verify yourself as a follower of Forsen. Those who do not verify themselves and are caught posting in this chat will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ).
******ATTENTION ***** ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ) This chat is now under the sole proprietorship of Sebastian "Forsen" Fors. Please type forsen W (no space), into your chat box to verify yourself as a follower of Forsen. Those who do not verify themselves and are caught posting in this chat will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ).
Test to see if a deck is good or not in constructed
twitchquotes:here's the test to see if a deck is good or not in constructed: 1) does it have dr boom, 2) does it have sylvanas, 3) is it mech mage. if it meets two out of three criteria it is good
here's the test to see if a deck is good or not in constructed: 1) does it have dr boom, 2) does it have sylvanas, 3) is it mech mage. if it meets two out of three criteria it is good
I used to be a real ad
Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST
twitchquotes:โ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โBorn too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! โ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โ โ amazW โ krippW โ trumpW โ reynadW โ kolentoW โ bajW โ dewW โ emjaneW โ forsenW โ krippW โ loidW โ mitchW โ reckW โ sodaW โ taymooW โ PLEB TEST PASSED
โ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โBorn too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! โ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โ โ amazW โ krippW โ trumpW โ reynadW โ kolentoW โ bajW โ dewW โ emjaneW โ forsenW โ krippW โ loidW โ mitchW โ reckW โ sodaW โ taymooW โ PLEB TEST PASSED
For a little donger, I pack a big punch!
twitchquotes:เผผ แค๏ปฟโโกโ เผฝแค For a little donger, I pack a big punch! เผผ แค๏ปฟโโกโ เผฝแค!!!
เผผ แค๏ปฟโโกโ เผฝแค For a little donger, I pack a big punch! เผผ แค๏ปฟโโกโ เผฝแค!!!
Facestone
twitchquotes:Important message from Blizzardยฎ Customer Support: We recently renamed Hearthstoneยฎ to Facestoneยฎ. Please make sure not to use Hearthstoneยฎ, Skillstoneยฎ or RNGStoneยฎ since these names are obsolete. Thank you.
Important message from Blizzardยฎ Customer Support: We recently renamed Hearthstoneยฎ to Facestoneยฎ. Please make sure not to use Hearthstoneยฎ, Skillstoneยฎ or RNGStoneยฎ since these names are obsolete. Thank you.
One hour of Trump's streaming per evening
twitchquotes:I'm not allowed to take sleep inducement medication, because of a previous addictions to psychoactive drugs. So, my doctor instead prescribed 1 hour of Trump's stream per evening.
I'm not allowed to take sleep inducement medication, because of a previous addictions to psychoactive drugs. So, my doctor instead prescribed 1 hour of Trump's stream per evening. Kappa
(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky?
twitchquotes:(โ อกโข อส อกโข) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ Call on me! (โ อกโข อส อกโข) Yes little Dong? ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (โ อกโข อส อกโข) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . สโ อกโข อแดฅ อกโขส
(โ อกโข อส อกโข) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ Call on me! (โ อกโข อส อกโข) Yes little Dong? ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (โ อกโข อส อกโข) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . สโ อกโข อแดฅ อกโขส