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My name is Octavius Kripparius Muridius

twitchquotes: My name is Octavius Kripparius Muridius, commander of the PJSalteers of the North, General of the Salty Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Saltarrian. Father to a Flamestriked son, husband to a Top decked wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this stream or the next.

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November 2014

Kripp

The emergency surgery of Sandeep was a critical failure

twitchquotes: ＢＲＥＡＫＩＮＧＮＥＷＳ：Tʜᴇ ᴇᴍᴇʀɢᴇɴᴄʏ sᴜʀɢᴇʀʏ ᴏғ Sᴀɴᴅᴇᴇᴘ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴄʀɪᴛɪᴄᴀʟ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ! Exᴘᴇʀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟs ᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴀᴄᴜᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴇᴀ ᴀs ᴀ sᴛᴏʀᴍ ᴏғ ᴀɴᴀʟ-sᴇᴡᴀɢᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴇʀᴜᴘᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴄᴛᴜᴍ ᴏғ Sᴀɴᴅᴇᴇᴘ!

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November 2014

Kripp

(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

Every game is equally pointless

twitchquotes: Every game is equally pointless. You can't put this *** on a resume or anything, so what does it matter if you play online chess or LoL? Unless you're a professional and making mad cash off the game, it doesn't matter what you play.

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August 2014

Kripp

It's seen as a bit of skillfull fun

twitchquotes: When Kripp gets a good topdeck, its seen as a bit of skillful fun. BUT when his opponent topdecks precisely the only card that can beat him, and there's nothing Kripp can do, together with a CRAZY deck that his deck can't win against, hes called lucky?

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December 2014

Kripp

Albert Einsteinerino

twitchquotes: hello kripp, my name is Albert Einsteinerino, and I've been a huge fan of yours. You've inspired me to quit my physics degree and pursue my dream of playing video games all day asking for donations from people. Thank you for motivating me to go after my dream

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November 2014

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

So last weekend I was walking in WalMart and saw Trump

twitchquotes: So last weekend I was walking in WalMart and saw Trump... which was pretty cool. I was wondering why he was in the "woman's hygeine" section of the store.... He caught on to what I was thinking and held up some tampons. "For my girlfriend", he said, giggling nervously. But he doesn't have a GF. I think they were for HIM!

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October 2014

Trump

We are Kappa

twitchquotes: WE ARE KAPPA , KAPPA LIVES IN OUR SOUL AND WE WILL PRAY HIM DAY AND NIGHT FOR THE DONGERINOS HEARTHSTONERINOS FROM DUMBLANDIA THANKS FOR HEARD AND SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND KAPPA

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March 2014

Reynad

When Tim Hortons... all becoming Canada

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎｔｉｍｈｏｒｔｏｎｓ，ｍｙ　ｈａｎｄ　ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｔｈｅｍａｐｌｅｇｌａzｅｄ．ｉｄｉｐｔｈｅｄｏｕｇｈｎｕｔｅｒｉｎｏｓ　ａｎｄ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓｅｘ　ｗｉｔｈｔｈｅｈｏｃｋｅｙ，ａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇｃａｎａｄａ　ｅｈ? 　ｓｏｒｒｙ

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September 2014

Kripp

Me and you know the real struggle

twitchquotes: Reynaldo, I have consistently around ten viewers, and its so annoying whenever I stream because I constantly get sniped, these plebs wouldn't understand, me and you know the real struggle. I have an 100% win rate when im not streaming and only a 5% when I am, just like you.

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December 2014

Reynad

Greekeroni Philosopheroni

twitchquotes: hey qtpie i'm a greekeroni philosopheroni and i want to share my toughts. so far for me KAPPA is god KAPPA is in everything so we are KAPPA we are god this is my philosopheroni pls no kapparoni papajohnny

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August 2014

imaqtpie

I used to be a real ad

Kripp subscribes to life

twitchquotes: Ｉ　ｕｎｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｅｄ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｌｉｆｅ　ｔｏ　ｗａｔｃｈ　Ｋｒｉｐｐａｒｉａｎ，　ｄｅｖｏｔｅｄ　ａｎｄ　ｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｅｄ　ｍｙｓｅｌｆ　ｔｏ　ｈｉｍ，　ｈｉｓ　ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ；　ｈｏｗ　ａｍ　Ｉ　ｒｅｐａｉｄ？　Ｋｒｉｐｐ　ｂｅｔｒａｙｓ　ｍｅ，　ｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｉｎｇ　ｈｉｍｓｅｌｆ　ｔｏ　ＬＩＦＥ！　i’ｍ　ｓｏｒｒｙ　Ｋｒｉｐｐ，　ｂｕｔ　ＴＨＩＳ　ＭＯＮＴＨ　ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅｎ’ｔ　ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｄｏｎｇｅｒｓ，　ＵＮＳＵＢＢＥＤ．

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March 2014

Kripp

My wife told me to talk dirty to her

So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut. She said “dirtier!” So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is. She said “dirtier!” So I said “I’m gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. I’m gonna put it in long and deep. I’m gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts.” She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think we’re getting a divorce.

April 2021

WallStreetBets

RIP the Kripparrian

twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i remember when seeing The Female Barbarian's Face in my Twitch TV Followers List made me happy inside to see the Kripparrian streaming, and see him farm endless hours of D3 or PoE, but now I just think of that succubus girlfriends he has and all the dogs barking and NAZIS shouting, RIP The Kripparrian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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October 2014

Kripp

I want to have a decent chat experience Kappa

twitchquotes: Listen I just want to be in Kripp chat and have a decent experience I just want to be able to discuss the game and better myself as a person like a good chat would let me do can we all just calm down please no copy pasterino jalepeno linguini fettucinni alfredo

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August 2014

Kripp

Tuck Frump into bed

twitchquotes: I would tuck frump into bed every night if I could

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December 2014

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

rraaiissee yyoouurr ddoonnggeerrss

twitchquotes: ヽヽ༼༼ຈຈل͜ل͜ຈຈ༽༽ﾉﾉ rraaiissee yyoouurr ddoonnggeerrss ヽヽ༼༼ຈຈل͜ل͜ຈຈ༽༽ﾉﾉ

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October 2014

Kripp

Head automatically goes to pillow

twitchquotes: Ｗｈｅｎ Heroes of Storm，ｍｙｈｅａｄａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｅｓｔｏｔｈｅｐｉｌｌｏｗ．Ｉｗａｔｃｈｈｉｍｓｐａｍ２ｓｋｉｌｌｓｗｉｔｈｎｏｇｒａｐｈｉｃｓａｎｄＩｆｅｅｌＩｈａｖｅｓｅｘｗｉｔｈｔｈｅｐｉｌｌｏｗ．ＡｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇＳＬＥＥＰ

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March 2014

Kripp

NaCl

twitchquotes: PJSalt

NaCl

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March 2014

Reynad

Dongerino goes all bongerino didgeridoo over my keyboard

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＫｒｉｐｐｇｉｖｅｓｍｅｔｈｅｓｔａｒｅ，ｍｙｄｏｎｇｅｒｉｎｏｇｏｅｓａｌｌｂｏｎｇｅｒｉｎｏｄｉｄｇｅｒｉｄｏｏｏｖｅｒｍｙｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ．

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May 2014

Kripp

(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

Are you Reynad's dad?

twitchquotes: I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.

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January 2015

Reynad

My name is Octavius Kripparius Muridius

The emergency surgery of Sandeep was a critical failure

Every game is equally pointless

It's seen as a bit of skillfull fun

Albert Einsteinerino

So last weekend I was walking in WalMart and saw Trump

We are Kappa

When Tim Hortons... all becoming Canada

Me and you know the real struggle

Greekeroni Philosopheroni

Kripp subscribes to life

My wife told me to talk dirty to her

WallStreetBets

RIP the Kripparrian

I want to have a decent chat experience Kappa

Tuck Frump into bed

rraaiissee yyoouurr ddoonnggeerrss

Head automatically goes to pillow

NaCl

Dongerino goes all bongerino didgeridoo over my keyboard

Are you Reynad's dad?

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