Popular Copypastas

Kripp stop showing your knee on stream

twitchquotes: Kripp stop showing your knee on the stream, dont be like other female streamers. We are interested in your personality and not body.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

My power is unBEARable

twitchquotes: ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้ MY POWER IS UNBEARABLE ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

Who is TUCK and why does everyone want to FRUMP him?

twitchquotes: Hello Twitch chat, i am new to Twitch and wanted to know who this "T U C K" guy is and why everyone wants to "F R U M P" him? I thank you for your answers and pls no copy pasta this spam Greyface Kappa

twitch chat

November 2014

Trump

My wife told me to talk dirty to her

So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut. She said “dirtier!” So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is. She said “dirtier!” So I said “I’m gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. I’m gonna put it in long and deep. I’m gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts.” She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think we’re getting a divorce.

April 2021

WallStreetBets

Bloomberg terminal vs toilet trading

Imagine spending 20K on a bloomberg terminal and thousands on hardware just to get smoke checked by some retards on the toilet trading on their phone that are not only on the spectrum but might be the actual spectrum.

December 2020

WallStreetBets

(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

Teta

twitchquotes: (ง'̀-'́)ง ᴠᴀɪ ᴅɪɢɪᴛᴀʀ ᴄᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴛᴀ (ง'̀-'́)ง

twitch chat

August 2014

EtrnlWait

Jack Ma goes missing

Jack Ma is making poop emoji pillows in a factory now 11 hours a day and you guys are making jokes about him 😔

January 2021

WallStreetBets

Reynad makes me want to rub one out

twitchquotes: At first I thought reynad looked like a vampire hobo. Like, literally a really damn ugly guy. But the more i watch his stream, the more im attracted to him. Something about that hair... the clothes too big for his scrawny body.. Makes me want to rub one out.. hehe anyway thanks for stream reynad

twitch chat

April 2014

Reynad

Wave the flags

twitchquotes: <\_ Kappa

_/> wave the flags like a boss <\_ Kappa

_/>

twitch chat

November 2014

Stay positive

twitchquotes: ( ºل͟º) ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵖᵒˢᶦᵗᶦᵛᵉ ( ºل͟º)

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad

twitchquotes: (◉ ͜ʖ ◉) Hello! My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad! (◡ ͜ʖ ◡) I just lost another tournament (º ͜ʖ º) But it's okay, I'll be a whiny baaby and complain about my luck

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

Fairy tale of Reynard and Lea

twitchquotes: Let me tell you the fairy tale of Reynard and Lea. Once there was a magical salt-shaker named Reynard. He lived in a magical kitchen where the princess Lea would make sandwiches. One day Lea shook Reynard too hard and he broke, spilling salt everywhere. BibleThump

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

Hello Kripp, this is your mother

twitchquotes: Hello kripp. This is your mother, I saw that "brofist" you just gave to one of your subscribers. Don't make me come to Athens and make you give him a better brofist. Haven't I taught you better fisting? Love always, mum

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Kripp can you please roleplay

twitchquotes: kripp can u please roleplay so when ur hero takes damage u pretend u take damage in real life? thank you

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

Mindnumbingly slow Hearthstone games

twitchquotes: Using footage of Octavian "Kripp" Morosan's mindnumbingly slow Hearthstone games, a landmark sleep study at Cologne University has successfully replicated the brain patterns produced in a comatose state. Lead researcher Don Pepporoni had hopes that this research will be able to cure the thousands of mentally invalid children who have, of late, been reduced to perpetual shitposting on video game streams.

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

Waiting for adblock to be disabled

DONGER DIPLOMACY

twitchquotes: (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

twitch chat

October 2014

imaqtpie

This is shit

twitchquotes: ▀█▀ █▬█ █ ▄█▀ █ ▄█▀ ▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Take the ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ or the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

twitchquotes: ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ Hey Kripp, You take the ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - you stay in Dongerland and I show you how deep the arena-hole goes. ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Leifman is part of the Third Reich

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎｌｅｉｆｍａｎｍｏｄｔｈｅｃｈａｔａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｒ９ｋ．ｌｅｉｆｍａｎｄｅｌｅｔｅｔｈｅｐａｓｔａａｎｄｆｅｅｌｈｅｉｓｏｎｅｗｉｔｈｔｈｅａｄｏｌｆ．ａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇｔｈｉｒｄｒｅｉｃｈ．ž

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

I meet Nigerian Princess on Internet

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp. You say you welly unlucky last few days. I've been unlucky last few years. But ever since i start watch your stream last week my luck improve. I meet nigerian princess on internet who promise me 100 billion usd and a full golden Ragnaros

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Kripp stop showing your knee on stream

My power is unBEARable

Who is TUCK and why does everyone want to FRUMP him?

My wife told me to talk dirty to her

WallStreetBets

Bloomberg terminal vs toilet trading

WallStreetBets

Teta

Jack Ma goes missing

WallStreetBets

Reynad makes me want to rub one out

Wave the flags

Stay positive

My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad

Fairy tale of Reynard and Lea

Hello Kripp, this is your mother

Kripp can you please roleplay

Mindnumbingly slow Hearthstone games

DONGER DIPLOMACY

This is shit

Take the ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ or the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Leifman is part of the Third Reich

I meet Nigerian Princess on Internet

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