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I was banned for posting long paragraphs

twitchquotes: Hi Trump I was banned for posting "long paragraphs" according to my 3rd grade english teacher a paragraph is 6 or more sentences and a long paragraph is over 9. I would like compensation for this bannerino i recieved from some of your le nazi mods. I think that this should recieve at least 420/69 points for my paper. Please no copy pasterilni linguini pleaserini.
twitch chat
April 2015
Trump

Get Jousted

twitchquotes: โ•ฐเผผ.โ—•ใƒฎโ—•.เผฝใคยค=[]โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” Get Jousted
twitch chat
August 2015
Reynad

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad

Happy Thanksgiving emoji

Happy ๐Ÿฆƒ Thanksgiving ๐Ÿฆƒ! Guess what ๐Ÿ˜ฏโ“itโ€™s that time โฐ of year ๐Ÿ—“ to gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ up โฌ†๏ธ those dicks ๐Ÿ† chicks ๐Ÿฅ and bicks ๐Ÿคจ (big dicks) ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ I bet ๐Ÿ˜ youโ€™re all ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค HORNY-copia ๐ŸŒฝ ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ•๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿ†โ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ for SKANKS-giving ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ youโ€™ll be saying ๐Ÿ’ฌ thanks ๐Ÿ™ for giving me all ๐Ÿ˜ซ this ๐Ÿ˜ซ COCK ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your thiccest sluts with those hot ๐Ÿฅต hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ tasty ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹ peach pies ๐Ÿฅง ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ if you know ๐Ÿค” what I mean โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‹ if you get 1๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก then you and that slut ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ have to appropriate Native American culture together ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿชถ๐Ÿ• if you get 3๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿค‘ youโ€™re going to get your turkey ๐Ÿฆƒ eaten ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ tomorrow night ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ you will be eating your cousinโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป peach ๐Ÿ‘ pie ๐Ÿฅง just like youโ€™ve always ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏwanted ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅต if you get 7๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ›ถ youโ€™ll become ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ a pilgrim ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ‘ž and be the villain ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™€๏ธ of American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ history ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“š ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜” if you get all 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ youโ€™ll be feasting ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ this thanksgiving ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ in more ways than one ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿšผ๐Ÿ’˜ okay you sexy ๐Ÿ˜‡ sexy ๐Ÿ˜ˆ gobbling turkey poos ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ itโ€™s time โฐ for me to go โžก๏ธ atone ๐Ÿคฃfor the sins โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜”of my ancestors๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช
January 2024

Emoji Pasta

Holiday Emoji

Thanksgiving

I want to bang the Animal Crossing Dog

March 2021

NSFW

Profesionali playertti of Defenders of the Agnolotti

twitchquotes: hello, il mio nome is GIROLAMO SAVORANOLA I my italiano. I want be profesionali playeretti of Defenders of the Agnolotti. the I sold all my spaghetti so i can bought a branderini new coputterini and farma all gaems. Per favore no coperinato pasterinato caramel macchiato
twitch chat
March 2014
Riot Games
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Why do so many people watch this washed up player?

twitchquotes: Why do so many people watch this washed up player? He is so bad at this game. Why is his hair so long? Does hair length have a connection to a players skill? Is that why girls are so bad at league?
twitch chat
December 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Kripp will forever be my 'Salt Shaker'

twitchquotes: My favorite streamer is the Kripparrian. I often find my self watching his old vods just to stare and look at his 'salty boy' body. Any BM plays he performed really showcased his pristine hearthstone skill. Sometimes i pause the stream and masterbait numerous times. The reveal of his diablo t-shirt never ceases to excite me. Kripp will forever be my 'Salt Shaker'
twitch chat
December 2017
Kripp

salty

Trolling my whole class with Among Us Part 3

We had a school assembly today, and the speaker was talking about bullying. The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said "I know there are some students among us who have been subject to bullying." Honestly, I couldn't believe my ears. I thought, "There is no way the speaker just said Among Us." I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling "When the imposter is sus!" while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). To my surprise, no one laughed. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" I decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about, and said "Get it guys? It's from Among Us." Still, no one understood the reference. I turned towards my friend Caleb (I know him from band), and said "You get it, right? It's from among us!" However, he had his head buried into his lap. I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and yelled "Dalton, do you get the joke????" He didn't even make eye contact. Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said "Please sit down, this is a school assembly." I screamed back at her "SCHOOL ASSEMBLY?? MORE LIKE EMERGENCY MEETING!" I then naruto ran down to the stage, pointed at the assistant principal, and said "SHE'S SUS!!! I SAW HER FAKE A SCAN IN MEDBAY!" Still, no one laughed. I then said "I'm not the imposter, I was in vents the whole time!!" (referencing a meme). No one understood the reference. I saw people whispering to each other, but no one laughed. I then made a face resembling the "big chungus" meme, and said "You guys don't get it?? That's not very Wholesome 100." When I realized no one was laughing, I yelled "Don't any of you guys use reddit?" The audience was dead silent, until someone yelled "Sit down!" (which was very rude and not wholesome) I pointed back at him and shouted "You're breathtaking!!" I don't think anyone got the joke becaude no one laughed, so I said "Do you guys know who Keanu Reeves is?" No one responded, which is kind of cringe because I thought that at least SOMEONE would know who Keanu is. I ended up getting escorted to the principal's office and getting suspended for a week, but in my opinion, it was totally worth it. I trolled EVERYONE. I'm gonna forever go down in Reddit history. I also realized that there aren't any redditors at my school (which is very cringe in my opinion).
March 2021

Trolling with Among Us

Among Us / Amogus

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust

twitchquotes: I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. Iโ€™m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours iโ€™m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
twitch chat
November 2020

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

I donโ€™t know if youโ€™re new here, so Iโ€™ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donโ€™t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iโ€™ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donโ€™t think I have to explain why you donโ€™t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youโ€™ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
January 2024

Reddit

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I fucking hate Stuart Little

twitchquotes: I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what youโ€™re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and heโ€™s supposed to be a hero? And I canโ€™t even tell you how many damn times Iโ€™ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, Iโ€™m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote โ€œyouโ€™re a piece of shit, and i fucked your momโ€. Iโ€™m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people youโ€™ve wronged will rise against you.
twitch chat
May 2020

Your elo doesn't mean you play at that skill level

twitchquotes: Your elo doesnโ€™t necessarily mean you play at that skill level. Iโ€™ve been silver a couple seasons but i play at a platinum level. Iโ€™ve played a lot of games with plat/diamond players and managed to carry (mostly aram)
twitch chat
February 2019

League of Legends

Dear streamer, I will be joining the doubters

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“œ โœ๏ธ Sadge ๐““๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป [streamer name] , ๐“˜ ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ฐ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐“ฏ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ต๐”‚ ๐”€๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ซ๐“ฎ ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ฐ๐“ท๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ถ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ช ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐”€๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ซ๐“ฎ ๐“ณ๐“ธ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ซ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ผ ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ซ๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ป ๐“ช๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ผ.
twitch chat
February 2021

Ninja Mixer announcement

twitchquotes: I know this may come as a shock to many of you, but, as of today, i will be streaming exclusively on Mixer. I know, i know, it's exciting. You know, i feel like this is a really good chance to get back in touch with my roots, and really remember why i fell in love with streaming in the first place.
twitch chat
August 2019
Ninja
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

Imaqtpie washed up

twitchquotes: Last Saturday, I found Imaqtpie wet and unconscious on a beach. I quickly asked a lifeguard to watch over him while I get help. The lifeguard walks away muttering that he "doesnt watch washed up streamers".
twitch chat
May 2020
imaqtpie

Noobmaster, hey itโ€™s Thor again

twitchquotes: Noobmaster, hey itโ€™s Thor again. You know, the god of thunder? Listen buddy, if you donโ€™t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, and come down to that basement youโ€™re hiding in and rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, thatโ€™s right, yea just go cry to your father you little weasel.
twitch chat
April 2019

ayo imma keep it real with you chiefs

twitchquotes: ayo imma keep it real with you chiefs. Dont be trash talking these players unless youre a high rank(gold and up) at least have some respect for the people that have put in the work and laid the ground work for the lower ranks.
twitch chat
July 2018

Overwatch

I'm done with this chat

twitchquotes: That's it, I'm done. *** this chat. It's devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That's it. I'm done. I'm uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to *** Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be *** smarter discourse.
twitch chat
March 2014

Classic

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Does anyone here know what Suge Knight is?

I bought a whole bunch of Suge Knight Albums, do you know who Suge Knight is? Anybody know who Suge Knight is? No, not shungite, those stupid fuckin rocks that crazy antivaxxers buy. I'm talkin' Suge Knight. Anyways, he's a popular music executive, but now in prison because he murdered somebody. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of albums. Put 'em around the la casa. Little records, stuff like that.
January 2022
DrDisRespectLIVE

Shungite

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