This one is for my one and only true love
Princess Peach
Peach, you’re so cool
And with my star, we’re gonna rule
Peach, understand
I’m gonna love you ’til the very end
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong too
A thousand troops of Koopas couldn’t keep me from you
Princess Peach, at the end of the line
I’ll make you mine, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peach, Peach
Submitted by:StanvsDev
Peaches
This one is for my one and only true love
Princess Peach
Peach, you’re so cool
And with my star, we’re gonna rule
Peach, understand
I’m gonna love you ’til the very end
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong too
A thousand troops of Koopas couldn’t keep me from you
Princess Peach, at the end of the line
I’ll make you mine, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peach, Peach
I remember I ran into Jerma at the MGM Grand in Vegas. He was winning EVERY SINGLE hand of blackjack. I asked him what his secret was, and he gestured to me to get closer. He then pulled this satchel bag up and on to his lap. The ENTIRE bag was FILLED with bugs. He said, "This stuff'll keep your mind SHARP!" He immediately shoved a HUGE handful of the squirming slimy creatures into his face. Really weird guy
Submitted by:anonymous
I remember I ran into Jerma at the MGM Grand in Vegas. He was winning EVERY SINGLE hand of blackjack. I asked him what his secret was, and he gestured to me to get closer. He then pulled this satchel bag up and on to his lap. The ENTIRE bag was FILLED with bugs. He said, "This stuff'll keep your mind SHARP!" He immediately shoved a HUGE handful of the squirming slimy creatures into his face. Really weird guy
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Submitted by:anonymous
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🤓 andrew tate says stop watching videos, stop playing games BREATH AIR.
Submitted by:alfred_rouse
lol
🤓 andrew tate says stop watching videos, stop playing games BREATH AIR.
was going to say something but it will probally come out abit weird so im going to keep it in, this thing will probally be addressed soon anyway so it will be ok :)
Submitted by:alfred_rouse
yep
was going to say something but it will probally come out abit weird so im going to keep it in, this thing will probally be addressed soon anyway so it will be ok :)
fishh only the finest fisher can catch the fish Joel
Submitted by:anonymous
fishh only the finest fisher can catch the fish Joel
Here's a joke: I have KFC, I have no water, and I have huge lips. who am I? Fat black nigger
Submitted by:jonk c
Here's a joke: I have KFC, I have no water, and I have huge lips. who am I? Fat black nigger
Here's a joke: I have KFC, I have no water, and I have huge lips. who am I? Fat black nigger
Picture this. I get jump-scared by Golden Fredy, stunned I move my lower jaw downwards agape at no more than 35mm due to my trismus disorder, better known as lockjaw (bite of 87’ reference) I try to run but I can’t too frightened to run I cross my arms with my left arm underneath my right. I start bouncing them up and down in an attempt to ward off the frenzied Fazbear. My arms as my sword and my legs as the shield I start stomping with the pattern of Right foot, Left foot, Right Right, Left, Right, and then Left Left repeatedly. As I finish this rite, Golden Freddy screams out in anguish. Still aghast yet now hopeful that I can fend off this beast I start going faster. The wretched beast shrieking louder and louder the more I pick up the pace. “Cease that unholy ceremony at once! I cannot bear to see another second of this madness” With the tides now turned and my heart still racing I finish the ritual. I raise my right arm up vertical and my left horizontal in front of my chest. I swing my arm held high andutter the words for killing blow. I clear my throat and exclaim “Oppa Gangnam Style”.
Submitted by:Howdee
Picture this. I get jump-scared by Golden Fredy, stunned I move my lower jaw downwards agape at no more than 35mm due to my trismus disorder, better known as lockjaw (bite of 87’ reference) I try to run but I can’t too frightened to run I cross my arms with my left arm underneath my right. I start bouncing them up and down in an attempt to ward off the frenzied Fazbear. My arms as my sword and my legs as the shield I start stomping with the pattern of Right foot, Left foot, Right Right, Left, Right, and then Left Left repeatedly. As I finish this rite, Golden Freddy screams out in anguish. Still aghast yet now hopeful that I can fend off this beast I start going faster. The wretched beast shrieking louder and louder the more I pick up the pace. “Cease that unholy ceremony at once! I cannot bear to see another second of this madness” With the tides now turned and my heart still racing I finish the ritual. I raise my right arm up vertical and my left horizontal in front of my chest. I swing my arm held high andutter the words for killing blow. I clear my throat and exclaim “Oppa Gangnam Style”.
I lit a Yankee branded candle and got a little mischievous, so I unzipped my pants and took out my dick and balls. I let it melt the wax for a good few minutes then blew out the candles waited a few seconds then dipped my balls in the wax left it there as it warmed them until it was uncomfortable, left it in longer unmoving to let the wax cool and harden around my warm ballsack. I then proceeded to let free my testes from the hellfire of the wax and emerged like a Phoenix from the metaphorical ashes of the candle wax. I love the smell of candles. ❤️
Submitted by:Howdee
I lit a Yankee branded candle and got a little mischievous, so I unzipped my pants and took out my dick and balls. I let it melt the wax for a good few minutes then blew out the candles waited a few seconds then dipped my balls in the wax left it there as it warmed them until it was uncomfortable, left it in longer unmoving to let the wax cool and harden around my warm ballsack. I then proceeded to let free my testes from the hellfire of the wax and emerged like a Phoenix from the metaphorical ashes of the candle wax. I love the smell of candles. ❤️
Gamble idiots. Do you understand, if you watch the entire context of all my gambling over 15 months you will see its 99.8% big wins. Do you understand? Look at big wins, out of context. Do you understand that? You will win. Casinos literally tell you straight up, they give you the odds and you dont have to be a mathematical genius to plug those odds in. They literally say you will win, over a period of time. Do you understand, casinos are not profitable for a reason. Get it twisted. It is a way to get rich quick, it is a way to get yourself out of any fucking low parts of your life, it will put you in a fucking rich part of life. Cuz I come in and spin $1000 and win 7 mil, right. I spent like 4 mil to get 7 mil. It is a way to get money, you stupid motherfuckers.
Submitted by:hyz1u
trainwrecks tells you to gamble
Gamble idiots. Do you understand, if you watch the entire context of all my gambling over 15 months you will see its 99.8% big wins. Do you understand? Look at big wins, out of context. Do you understand that? You will win. Casinos literally tell you straight up, they give you the odds and you dont have to be a mathematical genius to plug those odds in. They literally say you will win, over a period of time. Do you understand, casinos are not profitable for a reason. Get it twisted. It is a way to get rich quick, it is a way to get yourself out of any fucking low parts of your life, it will put you in a fucking rich part of life. Cuz I come in and spin $1000 and win 7 mil, right. I spent like 4 mil to get 7 mil. It is a way to get money, you stupid motherfuckers.
Yeouch, what a doozy
Submitted by:anonymous
Yeouch, what a doozy
One day while I was taking my pet 5 on a walk last week yesterday I ran it to my day so I went to my daddys mamas dogs bone to see if he had munch. he told me I spice had drake at Shequina Barnacle Dontavious's house so I drunk my car so I can get edit permissions in fortnite creative so I can go to Florida to get coffee for my car to escape ohio then blow up California so I can eat a f9.
Submitted by:Gooblesquibbins Bocksale Gootch VI
just some thing a did some day some
One day while I was taking my pet 5 on a walk last week yesterday I ran it to my day so I went to my daddys mamas dogs bone to see if he had munch. he told me I spice had drake at Shequina Barnacle Dontavious's house so I drunk my car so I can get edit permissions in fortnite creative so I can go to Florida to get coffee for my car to escape ohio then blow up California so I can eat a f9.