*👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦* *🐶RUFF🗣RUFF😃RUFF😈* *🐺BARK🔊BARK*
‼EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👨🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the light? the LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL 🐺WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which ✨change color depending on my mood.😏🥰
😃..what do you mean you don't believe me?😃😈 They turn 💛YELLOW✨🌟 when I'm happy😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫 when I'm ‼REALLY, REALLY‼ angry👹🤬👿, And 🌿GREEN💚 when I'm on the ⚔💥HUNT🤤
🗣🔊SPEAKING🗣🔊of😳meal time🍽YOU👆look like you could suffice😐for my ☀AFTERNOON wolf snack✨🤤
☹☝BUT‼, I will refrain🚫because my👱♀️mother said 🗣if I get sent to➡the principal's office☝ONE MORE TIME‼for🤤💥BITING🦷 somebody 😋, then SHE will take away 🎮my Wii‼
‼🔊HOWEVER🗣‼, I cannot❌say🙊I'll do the same for🚶♀️Marrisa.🤢👎 the🐈CAT GIRL🙄who's been💞flirting✨💗with my crush Jake🚶♂️all week.😒
👀Look at them over them..🚶♀️laughing *A HÉÊ HÆË HÂÊ*🐿🐿
💗💞FLIRTING✨💞like❌I DON'T‼ EXIST😒🤬*🗣💦HISS👹* you know what? 😃
❌No happiness😃that a🎮Wii game😛can bring me🧍♂️will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨*RUFF🗣* *🐺BARK🔊BARK🐶BARK🗣BARK*
*👀MY EYES👀TURN➡🌿GREEN💚✨**🐶RUFF🗣*
Submitted by:wolf girl in 4th grade class
*👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦* *🐶RUFF🗣RUFF😃RUFF😈* *🐺BARK🔊BARK*
‼EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👨🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the light? the LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL 🐺WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which ✨change color depending on my mood.😏🥰
😃..what do you mean you don't believe me?😃😈 They turn 💛YELLOW✨🌟 when I'm happy😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫 when I'm ‼REALLY, REALLY‼ angry👹🤬👿, And 🌿GREEN💚 when I'm on the ⚔💥HUNT🤤
🗣🔊SPEAKING🗣🔊of😳meal time🍽YOU👆look like you could suffice😐for my ☀AFTERNOON wolf snack✨🤤
☹☝BUT‼, I will refrain🚫because my👱♀️mother said 🗣if I get sent to➡the principal's office☝ONE MORE TIME‼for🤤💥BITING🦷 somebody 😋, then SHE will take away 🎮my Wii‼
‼🔊HOWEVER🗣‼, I cannot❌say🙊I'll do the same for🚶♀️Marrisa.🤢👎 the🐈CAT GIRL🙄who's been💞flirting✨💗with my crush Jake🚶♂️all week.😒
👀Look at them over them..🚶♀️laughing *A HÉÊ HÆË HÂÊ*🐿🐿
💗💞FLIRTING✨💞like❌I DON'T‼ EXIST😒🤬*🗣💦HISS👹* you know what? 😃
❌No happiness😃that a🎮Wii game😛can bring me🧍♂️will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨*RUFF🗣* *🐺BARK🔊BARK🐶BARK🗣BARK*
*👀MY EYES👀TURN➡🌿GREEN💚✨**🐶RUFF🗣*
Hello everyone. This is Donald Trump.
Hopefully your favourite President of all time. Better than Lincoln, better than Washington, with an important announcement to make. I’m doing my first Official Donald J. Trump NFT collection right here and right now. They’re called Trump Digital Trading Cards. These cards features some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career. It’s been very exciting. You can collect your Trump Digital Cards just like a baseball card or other collectibles. Here’s one of the best parts, each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize but it’s what we have. Or golf with you and a group or your friends at one of my beautiful golf courses, and they are beautiful. I’m also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting, Autographing memorabilia and so much more. We’re doing a lot. My Official Trump Digital Trading Cards are $99 which doesn’t sound very much for what you’re getting. Buy one and you will join a very exclusive community. It’s my community and I think it’s something you’re going to like and you’re going to like it a lot. They also make perfect gifts, so you can buy them with your credit card or crypto. All you need is an email address. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com and buy your Trump Digital Trading Cards right now before they are all gone and they will be gone. This is my first Official Trump Trading Card NFT collection and you get a chance to meet me. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com right now and remember Christmas is coming and this makes a great Christmas gift.
Submitted by:anonymous
Donald Trump NFT
Hello everyone. This is Donald Trump.
Hopefully your favourite President of all time. Better than Lincoln, better than Washington, with an important announcement to make. I’m doing my first Official Donald J. Trump NFT collection right here and right now. They’re called Trump Digital Trading Cards. These cards features some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career. It’s been very exciting. You can collect your Trump Digital Cards just like a baseball card or other collectibles. Here’s one of the best parts, each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize but it’s what we have. Or golf with you and a group or your friends at one of my beautiful golf courses, and they are beautiful. I’m also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting, Autographing memorabilia and so much more. We’re doing a lot. My Official Trump Digital Trading Cards are $99 which doesn’t sound very much for what you’re getting. Buy one and you will join a very exclusive community. It’s my community and I think it’s something you’re going to like and you’re going to like it a lot. They also make perfect gifts, so you can buy them with your credit card or crypto. All you need is an email address. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com and buy your Trump Digital Trading Cards right now before they are all gone and they will be gone. This is my first Official Trump Trading Card NFT collection and you get a chance to meet me. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com right now and remember Christmas is coming and this makes a great Christmas gift.
153 iq. Full ride scholarship for my physics degree. State martial arts champion. Multiple world records in video games. Previous marathon runner. Im in shambles bro my life is soooooo unfulfilled wow u really thought u got me when u know nothing of me
Submitted by:anonymous
153 iq. Full ride scholarship for my physics degree. State martial arts champion. Multiple world records in video games. Previous marathon runner. Im in shambles bro my life is soooooo unfulfilled wow u really thought u got me when u know nothing of me
FG
Submitted by:anonymous
FG
Bernard was my faithful companion and the best dog anyone could ask for. He was a big, goofy golden retriever with a heart of gold. He loved to play fetch, go for long walks, and cuddle with me on the couch. He was my constant companion and I loved him more than anything in the world.
One day, I was sitting at my computer, chatting with some friends online, when suddenly the conversation was inundated with spam. People were posting links to websites and random messages that had nothing to do with our conversation. It was annoying and made it difficult to follow the conversation.
Bernard, who was lying at my feet, suddenly looked up at the screen and started to get dizzy. He must have been confused by all the flashing colors and moving images. Before I could do anything, he fell off the couch and hit his head on his food bowl. He let out a yelp and was unable to move or speak for several hours.
I was devastated. I couldn't believe that something as simple as spam could hurt my poor dog. I was angry at the people who had caused this and vowed to never let it happen again. I made sure to block all the spammy accounts and reported them to the site's administrators.
From that day on, I made sure to keep Bernard away from my computer when I was chatting online. I didn't want him to ever get hurt like that again. I also made sure to remind my friends not to spam in our conversations, for Bernard's sake. Bernard may not have understood what was happening, but he was a good dog and didn't deserve to be hurt by something as silly as spam.
Submitted by:anonymous
Bernard was my faithful companion and the best dog anyone could ask for. He was a big, goofy golden retriever with a heart of gold. He loved to play fetch, go for long walks, and cuddle with me on the couch. He was my constant companion and I loved him more than anything in the world.
One day, I was sitting at my computer, chatting with some friends online, when suddenly the conversation was inundated with spam. People were posting links to websites and random messages that had nothing to do with our conversation. It was annoying and made it difficult to follow the conversation.
Bernard, who was lying at my feet, suddenly looked up at the screen and started to get dizzy. He must have been confused by all the flashing colors and moving images. Before I could do anything, he fell off the couch and hit his head on his food bowl. He let out a yelp and was unable to move or speak for several hours.
I was devastated. I couldn't believe that something as simple as spam could hurt my poor dog. I was angry at the people who had caused this and vowed to never let it happen again. I made sure to block all the spammy accounts and reported them to the site's administrators.
From that day on, I made sure to keep Bernard away from my computer when I was chatting online. I didn't want him to ever get hurt like that again. I also made sure to remind my friends not to spam in our conversations, for Bernard's sake. Bernard may not have understood what was happening, but he was a good dog and didn't deserve to be hurt by something as silly as spam.
What 🤔 color's 🌈 the sky? 🌌 ¡Ay mi amor 🥰, ay mi amor! 👩🏿❤️👨🏾 You tell me 📣 that it's red 🔴 ¡Ay mi amor 💕, ay mi amor! 🫶 Where 🤷🏻 should I 🤔 put my shoes? 👞👞 ¡Ay mi amor 😍, ay mi amor! 😘 You say 📣, "put 🚮 them 👞👞 on your head!" 🤕 ¡Ay mi amor 💞, ay mi amor! 💋 You make me 😊 un poco 😑 loco 😤 Un poquititito loco 😡 The way you keep me guessing 🤷 I'm nodding ✅ and i'm yessing 👍 I'll count it 🧮 as a blessing 🙏🏼 that I'm only 🙄 un poco loco 🤬
Submitted by:LadyDorixen
un poco loco, disney, coco, disney song
What 🤔 color's 🌈 the sky? 🌌 ¡Ay mi amor 🥰, ay mi amor! 👩🏿❤️👨🏾 You tell me 📣 that it's red 🔴 ¡Ay mi amor 💕, ay mi amor! 🫶 Where 🤷🏻 should I 🤔 put my shoes? 👞👞 ¡Ay mi amor 😍, ay mi amor! 😘 You say 📣, "put 🚮 them 👞👞 on your head!" 🤕 ¡Ay mi amor 💞, ay mi amor! 💋 You make me 😊 un poco 😑 loco 😤 Un poquititito loco 😡 The way you keep me guessing 🤷 I'm nodding ✅ and i'm yessing 👍 I'll count it 🧮 as a blessing 🙏🏼 that I'm only 🙄 un poco loco 🤬
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Submitted by:anonymous
ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!
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Little potato sized object you know little being little man little small man little itty bitty little itty bitty little small man you know tiny man destined to fight germs you know he goes around just flailing his tiny molecule of hands so small so tiny so itty bitty so tiny look at that tiny lad little scrimple little itty bitty buy tiny tiny tiny little intty bitty man so so so smalll it's so sad nobody knows why but he's small so so small.
Submitted by:CYKAMAN
The tiniest man alive
Little potato sized object you know little being little man little small man little itty bitty little itty bitty little small man you know tiny man destined to fight germs you know he goes around just flailing his tiny molecule of hands so small so tiny so itty bitty so tiny look at that tiny lad little scrimple little itty bitty buy tiny tiny tiny little intty bitty man so so so smalll it's so sad nobody knows why but he's small so so small.
I can't even begin to put into words how upset I am right now. I'm literally shaking and crying. Kit Fisto didn't die for this. I was there when Master Fisto, hero of the Battle of Mon Calamari, master of form 1 of lightsaber fighting, Shii-Cho, a duelist of such skill and mastery that he could take General Grievous on in a 1v1 and win, died at the hands of the Senate. I watched him as he was taken down without quarter, mercy or remorse. I bawled like a child when it happened. He was a Nautolan of many talents, a council member and damnit this man was a hero. You hear me? A HERO!
And then what happens? Then Jerma, all 3 feet of him comes crawling out of the Vegas Dunkin Donuts cup he lives in, covered in cheez nips dust and the blood of Santa Claus, cackling to himself as he finishes his latest episode of Mountain Monsters: Bigfoot Edition. He looks up from his phone and takes a look at our hero getting cut down at the hands of the ruthless Sith Lord and he begins to laugh. He laughs as Kit Fisto dies.
Like honestly, WHAT A PSYCHO!
Submitted by:anonymous
I can't even begin to put into words how upset I am right now. I'm literally shaking and crying. Kit Fisto didn't die for this. I was there when Master Fisto, hero of the Battle of Mon Calamari, master of form 1 of lightsaber fighting, Shii-Cho, a duelist of such skill and mastery that he could take General Grievous on in a 1v1 and win, died at the hands of the Senate. I watched him as he was taken down without quarter, mercy or remorse. I bawled like a child when it happened. He was a Nautolan of many talents, a council member and damnit this man was a hero. You hear me? A HERO!
And then what happens? Then Jerma, all 3 feet of him comes crawling out of the Vegas Dunkin Donuts cup he lives in, covered in cheez nips dust and the blood of Santa Claus, cackling to himself as he finishes his latest episode of Mountain Monsters: Bigfoot Edition. He looks up from his phone and takes a look at our hero getting cut down at the hands of the ruthless Sith Lord and he begins to laugh. He laughs as Kit Fisto dies.
Like honestly, WHAT A PSYCHO!
Children are just so hate-able and Cooked-able. An easy way I like to find children is to offer them crack. Children are very gullible into trying drugs these days, I don't even have to try to get them to take it, they are already addicted. I also like to swipe their phone and call them on the PA speaker to come pick them up, and then I make them go nighty night with my cloth and magic sleepy powder. Sometimes I just scoop them up and walk away. I usually use home Depot, but sometimes I go to Walmart. The people there can't run for the life of them. I just announce my political opinion and many people come up to me, just asking to be eaten. I don't really use Walmart often for a reason, because they require 20+ baths or showers to be clean enough to not light the house on fire like gasoline. Yesterday I found Kenny and the kids' house. I let myself In through the window and was angered by the sight I saw in the living room. Some octopus animal crossing looking bitch named Mariana was sitting on the couch watching Tv. I know Mariana is her name because she has a goofy ass name tag from best buy. Goofy ass. "Wtf are you doing here rn" I said. She said "you snooze you lose L+RATIO+BOZO+RIP" I decided I was a little hungry. But I didn't have time to cook her. As my mouth expandes to the size of a wardrobe I think to myself 'lmao rip bozo that's why you get stripper gingerbread cookies instead of regular ones' and I inhale Mariana and the animal crossing blanket she had. Then Kenny came in and called the police. The police shoved me in their car and took me to jail. As they took me, all I could think was R.I.P L BOZO. I was finally contained into a sell and decided it was time to go. I started floating and slowly spinning counter clockwise while chanting the lyrics to funky town and all star at the same time while beatboxing the better call Saul theme. cops, guards, prisoners, mentaly ill people, and Shakira started up at me as I ascended to the heavens.
Submitted by:anonymous
Part two
Children are just so hate-able and Cooked-able. An easy way I like to find children is to offer them crack. Children are very gullible into trying drugs these days, I don't even have to try to get them to take it, they are already addicted. I also like to swipe their phone and call them on the PA speaker to come pick them up, and then I make them go nighty night with my cloth and magic sleepy powder. Sometimes I just scoop them up and walk away. I usually use home Depot, but sometimes I go to Walmart. The people there can't run for the life of them. I just announce my political opinion and many people come up to me, just asking to be eaten. I don't really use Walmart often for a reason, because they require 20+ baths or showers to be clean enough to not light the house on fire like gasoline. Yesterday I found Kenny and the kids' house. I let myself In through the window and was angered by the sight I saw in the living room. Some octopus animal crossing looking bitch named Mariana was sitting on the couch watching Tv. I know Mariana is her name because she has a goofy ass name tag from best buy. Goofy ass. "Wtf are you doing here rn" I said. She said "you snooze you lose L+RATIO+BOZO+RIP" I decided I was a little hungry. But I didn't have time to cook her. As my mouth expandes to the size of a wardrobe I think to myself 'lmao rip bozo that's why you get stripper gingerbread cookies instead of regular ones' and I inhale Mariana and the animal crossing blanket she had. Then Kenny came in and called the police. The police shoved me in their car and took me to jail. As they took me, all I could think was R.I.P L BOZO. I was finally contained into a sell and decided it was time to go. I started floating and slowly spinning counter clockwise while chanting the lyrics to funky town and all star at the same time while beatboxing the better call Saul theme. cops, guards, prisoners, mentaly ill people, and Shakira started up at me as I ascended to the heavens.
Sometimes I find kids in home Depot and ask them where their mom is, and then when they say Idk I take them to the paint section where I make them eat paint until they pass out, I then place them in one of the Landry machines where they will stay until I come get them at exactly 10:49pm, then I put them in my Ford 5150 and drive home on that one road with 5 potholes and 5 different kinds of roadkill, when I get home I take them out of my truck and take them to my kitchen. I place them on a already prepared Greased cooking pan and season them with salt, pepper, MSG, and crack I found in the Walmart dumpster. Then I open the preheated oven that was set at 375° Fahrenheit and place them in it. While cooking I prepare a sauce made or barbecue sauce, mustard, salt, onions, cooked carrots, and blended turkey breasts. I set the table and get ready for my meal by placing a napkin in the neck of my shirt, the oven dings and I take out the pan, I get my cutting knife and get myself a nice big serving of Jake. I know he is Jake because his mom texted him asking where Jake was. I sit down and salt my Jake once more, and finally have my meal for the day. Once done, I dispose of the bones by placing them in a Hy-Vee freezer section and go back home. I go to my bed and have a nice restful sleep, knowing nobody will ever make fun of me for being bad at cooking. I remember my husband, Kenny. I miss Kenny. Kenny divorced me in a home depot after I told him he was a L bozo. He also took the kids with him, whenever I ask to see them he says no. My kids refuse to talk to me because I called them both gay. I hate home Depot. And I hate children.
Submitted by:anonymous
Sometimes I find kids in home Depot and ask them where their mom is, and then when they say Idk I take them to the paint section where I make them eat paint until they pass out, I then place them in one of the Landry machines where they will stay until I come get them at exactly 10:49pm, then I put them in my Ford 5150 and drive home on that one road with 5 potholes and 5 different kinds of roadkill, when I get home I take them out of my truck and take them to my kitchen. I place them on a already prepared Greased cooking pan and season them with salt, pepper, MSG, and crack I found in the Walmart dumpster. Then I open the preheated oven that was set at 375° Fahrenheit and place them in it. While cooking I prepare a sauce made or barbecue sauce, mustard, salt, onions, cooked carrots, and blended turkey breasts. I set the table and get ready for my meal by placing a napkin in the neck of my shirt, the oven dings and I take out the pan, I get my cutting knife and get myself a nice big serving of Jake. I know he is Jake because his mom texted him asking where Jake was. I sit down and salt my Jake once more, and finally have my meal for the day. Once done, I dispose of the bones by placing them in a Hy-Vee freezer section and go back home. I go to my bed and have a nice restful sleep, knowing nobody will ever make fun of me for being bad at cooking. I remember my husband, Kenny. I miss Kenny. Kenny divorced me in a home depot after I told him he was a L bozo. He also took the kids with him, whenever I ask to see them he says no. My kids refuse to talk to me because I called them both gay. I hate home Depot. And I hate children.