ah s'cues me ma'am one more thing does my ass look big in this suit? you know my wife has a thing for large man asses she can't enough of this guy... oh jeez what's his name again? Jerma? Yeah I think it's Jerma. Who names a kid like that? Anyways she goes on and on and on about Jerma's fat ass this Jerma's fat ass that and i thought 'ya know I wanna make my wife happy' like any good husband aught to do. So I got this ass transplant and I wanna suprise her with it, But I noticed you were in that same surgeons office... now ma'am I don't wanna intrude but and forgive me for saying this you're flat as a board. If you don't mind me asking What happened to your ass?
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ah s'cues me ma'am one more thing does my ass look big in this suit? you know my wife has a thing for large man asses she can't enough of this guy... oh jeez what's his name again? Jerma? Yeah I think it's Jerma. Who names a kid like that? Anyways she goes on and on and on about Jerma's fat ass this Jerma's fat ass that and i thought 'ya know I wanna make my wife happy' like any good husband aught to do. So I got this ass transplant and I wanna suprise her with it, But I noticed you were in that same surgeons office... now ma'am I don't wanna intrude but and forgive me for saying this you're flat as a board. If you don't mind me asking What happened to your ass?
Hey guys, I had a weird experience with Jerma the other day while flying commercially. I walked to my assigned seat and found Jerma in the seat next to me ravenously eating baked beans from a can. I sat down nervously and he just wouldn’t stop eating for like 2 hours. After finishing one can of beans he kept pulling out more cans from his teenage mutant ninja turtle backpack. After a while, he suddenly stopped eating and started wailing and crying. He had spilled beans all over his white shirt and trousers, and a flight attendant came over to try and shut him up. Jerma gets really angry, saying “this would NOT have happened if you had just brought me marmalade”, then he turns to me and starts trying to sell me his shoes. This goes on for like 50 minutes, until I finally cave and buy his shoes just to get him to shut up. After that, went back to eating baked beans for the rest of the flight. The whole experience was really bizarre, and I was just wondering if anyone else has had a similar experience.
Submitted by:anonymous
Hey guys, I had a weird experience with Jerma the other day while flying commercially. I walked to my assigned seat and found Jerma in the seat next to me ravenously eating baked beans from a can. I sat down nervously and he just wouldn’t stop eating for like 2 hours. After finishing one can of beans he kept pulling out more cans from his teenage mutant ninja turtle backpack. After a while, he suddenly stopped eating and started wailing and crying. He had spilled beans all over his white shirt and trousers, and a flight attendant came over to try and shut him up. Jerma gets really angry, saying “this would NOT have happened if you had just brought me marmalade”, then he turns to me and starts trying to sell me his shoes. This goes on for like 50 minutes, until I finally cave and buy his shoes just to get him to shut up. After that, went back to eating baked beans for the rest of the flight. The whole experience was really bizarre, and I was just wondering if anyone else has had a similar experience.
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, just plant dig out the dirt deep, we don't give a F abt grass. We care abt food. Plants + vegtbls up in here. SPREAD THE WORD. MMM VEGETABLES! I'm vegetarian! - veg lady
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MMM VEGETABLES
Look, vegetables! We r vegetarian we don't do that. The 🌎
is like black magic, like witchcraft. We need the ☀️
be nice to the ☀️
. Don't pollute, pick up litter, we 💚
the earth. Nothin wrong w/ vegetarian, vegetables will still grow. We need ☀️
tho. Be nicer, love 🌎
. 🌎
is mystical! Water the 🌎
. Plant 🍅
, 🥦
, just plant dig out the dirt deep, we don't give a F abt grass. We care abt food. Plants + vegtbls up in here. SPREAD THE WORD. MMM VEGETABLES! I'm vegetarian! - veg lady
I was at a club and I heard a girl in the bathroom having a really miserable time leaning over the sink looking really fucked up and I was like oh hi how are you are you okay? she said her name was Susan and she wasn't feeling well. I asked her what she took. she said she took four dumps and I was like no honey what did you *take*
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I was at a club and I heard a girl in the bathroom having a really miserable time leaning over the sink looking really fucked up and I was like oh hi how are you are you okay? she said her name was Susan and she wasn't feeling well. I asked her what she took. she said she took four dumps and I was like no honey what did you *take*
Jerma is the EASIEST ghost hunter to kill. He only has fight instinct and no flight instinct at all. A GHOST is RUNNING towards him on the GROUND and all he does is scream out “ITS CRAWLING ON THE GROUND ITS CRAWLING ON THE GROUND” you have LEGS young Elbertson RUN
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Jerma is the EASIEST ghost hunter to kill. He only has fight instinct and no flight instinct at all. A GHOST is RUNNING towards him on the GROUND and all he does is scream out “ITS CRAWLING ON THE GROUND ITS CRAWLING ON THE GROUND” you have LEGS young Elbertson RUN
"You come into MY dms, ask for MY time, tell me to come into YOUR LITTLE CALL, and ABUSE YOUR VIEWERS LIKE IM SOME TOOL TO BE MADE USE OFF?! Voice actors are booked at an hourly rate, Travis, and mine is 200 DOLLARS! And you asked for a rush order today, so that'll double the rate! It'll be 400 DOLLARS FOR THIS SADOMASOCHISM SESSION, you better be ready to PAY THE FUCKING PIPER! Oh, and by the way, you need to rank up your fucking style points, TRAVIS! TRY SWITCHING WEAPONS FROM TIME TO TIME! ITS DIGUSTING THE WAY YOU PLAY!"
"Do you take arbys gift cards?"
"FUCKING DIE"
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Gabriel Ultrakill bullies Trav Guy
"You come into MY dms, ask for MY time, tell me to come into YOUR LITTLE CALL, and ABUSE YOUR VIEWERS LIKE IM SOME TOOL TO BE MADE USE OFF?! Voice actors are booked at an hourly rate, Travis, and mine is 200 DOLLARS! And you asked for a rush order today, so that'll double the rate! It'll be 400 DOLLARS FOR THIS SADOMASOCHISM SESSION, you better be ready to PAY THE FUCKING PIPER! Oh, and by the way, you need to rank up your fucking style points, TRAVIS! TRY SWITCHING WEAPONS FROM TIME TO TIME! ITS DIGUSTING THE WAY YOU PLAY!"
"Do you take arbys gift cards?"
"FUCKING DIE"
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黎俊霖
生日快樂
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肥豬王
黎俊霖
生日快樂
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