Jerma's fanbase is a bunch of warring caveman tribes. The 50 Drew Crew Members, The like 50000 people claiming to be the 1 guy, The lost Civilizations of Sphees and Jerms, The Wandering Beyeahs that gather once yearly at the swapmeet to discuss Beyeah things, and all the Banana Bros that war over Terra-Compaticus-Streamerus
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Jerma's fanbase is a bunch of warring caveman tribes. The 50 Drew Crew Members, The like 50000 people claiming to be the 1 guy, The lost Civilizations of Sphees and Jerms, The Wandering Beyeahs that gather once yearly at the swapmeet to discuss Beyeah things, and all the Banana Bros that war over Terra-Compaticus-Streamerus
sex
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sex
Most iconic Breaking Bad quotes:
"Say my name"
"Tread lightly"
"You think I am in donger Skylar when really I am the donger"
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Most iconic Breaking Bad quotes:
"Say my name"
"Tread lightly"
"You think I am in donger Skylar when really I am the donger"
"There is no add to cart option when you're trying to buy shit on Origin for the Sims. There's, like, a hundred things to buy individually. There's no omega bundles. There's bundles with, like, three things in it out of a hundred. How is there no cart? How is-- I just don't get it. And people said, dude, just buy it on Steam. Listen, I already bought like five or six expansions on Origin. So I was like, I guess I'll just do it on Origin.
And I had to-- I had to tell my bank. I got texted by my bank. Hey, we've declined purchases. There's, like, all these, like, fraudulent purchases going through the EA Store. Like, no. That's me. That's me, and it's dumb.
[I was] individually buying every one of these things. I'm-- I was-- dude, I was sitting there-- I thought I was crazy. I'm like, there has to be a different way do this on Origin. I was, like, looking up like 'adding things to cart Origin.' I don't-- why? You have to go through checkout process on each individual-- oh, one sentence.
Shit."
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Jerma’s "one sentence" rant
"There is no add to cart option when you're trying to buy shit on Origin for the Sims. There's, like, a hundred things to buy individually. There's no omega bundles. There's bundles with, like, three things in it out of a hundred. How is there no cart? How is-- I just don't get it. And people said, dude, just buy it on Steam. Listen, I already bought like five or six expansions on Origin. So I was like, I guess I'll just do it on Origin.
And I had to-- I had to tell my bank. I got texted by my bank. Hey, we've declined purchases. There's, like, all these, like, fraudulent purchases going through the EA Store. Like, no. That's me. That's me, and it's dumb.
[I was] individually buying every one of these things. I'm-- I was-- dude, I was sitting there-- I thought I was crazy. I'm like, there has to be a different way do this on Origin. I was, like, looking up like 'adding things to cart Origin.' I don't-- why? You have to go through checkout process on each individual-- oh, one sentence.
Shit."
Dont like cocks on god i mean ill bust to them or whatever but if they were in my mouth i dont know what to do honestly i would just have to cum.. i mean bust as all these black men say "once you go black you never go back" but i always ask myself. i've taken plenty of black cocks and im still white??
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Dont like cocks on god i mean ill bust to them or whatever but if they were in my mouth i dont know what to do honestly i would just have to cum.. i mean bust as all these black men say "once you go black you never go back" but i always ask myself. i've taken plenty of black cocks and im still white??
So spangboob was daken a showa but den realzied he wasnt taken d a shower so he took a showoa but sden patrick was tkaken his house and so spongbobo was like "yo paitikckitk wat doin wit my pineapple house yo?" n paricik was like "my rokko, it is a turda, so i feed the pineappelporkel to the turda, and so spongeobob said "U FEDD MY HOSUE 2 URS WICH IZ ACHSAJAILY A TURD?!?!?!" so the spongobongo and the packrat the stair kept, they was, dey was like bickkgering the doodahh day, so SkEeDwOrT was like "WHADJAKIPIDONINARIMABETRYINTOPRACTAPLAMACLARINET?!?!?!" so thann spoga the boog sed "oh me an ma pad they juss we juss play da hidensika", so den SkEeDwOrT was alleik, "OCANIPLADAGAMOFIDENSEEKAH?!?!?!" and spunj was like "no" and so den SkEeDwOrT call da cussy cab and da cussy cab was liek, totally madpat, so kaem ofa to da spong pad to kill da crew an dan emselv. morell ov dah storeeh: if a eveva wannan doo da showa, doo it wen da no be turda roun, or dey turtas, dey like kumma doon 2 keel u!!!
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So spangboob was daken a showa but den realzied he wasnt taken d a shower so he took a showoa but sden patrick was tkaken his house and so spongbobo was like "yo paitikckitk wat doin wit my pineapple house yo?" n paricik was like "my rokko, it is a turda, so i feed the pineappelporkel to the turda, and so spongeobob said "U FEDD MY HOSUE 2 URS WICH IZ ACHSAJAILY A TURD?!?!?!" so the spongobongo and the packrat the stair kept, they was, dey was like bickkgering the doodahh day, so SkEeDwOrT was like "WHADJAKIPIDONINARIMABETRYINTOPRACTAPLAMACLARINET?!?!?!" so thann spoga the boog sed "oh me an ma pad they juss we juss play da hidensika", so den SkEeDwOrT was alleik, "OCANIPLADAGAMOFIDENSEEKAH?!?!?!" and spunj was like "no" and so den SkEeDwOrT call da cussy cab and da cussy cab was liek, totally madpat, so kaem ofa to da spong pad to kill da crew an dan emselv. morell ov dah storeeh: if a eveva wannan doo da showa, doo it wen da no be turda roun, or dey turtas, dey like kumma doon 2 keel u!!!
EVILLAK
Large monstrosity, neutral evil
Armor Class 15 (natural armor)
Hit Points 102 (12d10 + 36)
Speed 40 ft., climb 40 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
19 (+4) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 8 (-1) 9 (-1) 12 (+1)
Saving Throws Str +7, Dex +4
Damage Immunities bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from nonmagical weapons that aren't silvered
Senses darkvision 120 ft., tremorsense 30 ft., passive Perception 9
Languages Undercommon
Challenge 7 (2,900 XP)
Rampage. When the evillak reduces a creature to 0 hit points with a melee attack on its turn, the evillak can take a bonus action to move up to half its speed and make a bite attack.
ACTIONS
Multiattack. The evillak makes three attacks, one with its bite and two with its claws.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 13 (2d8 + 4) piercing damage.
Claw. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 9 (2d4 + 4) piercing damage, and the target is
grappled (escape DC 14) if it's a Large or smaller creature. The evillak has two claws, each of which can grapple only
one target, and if it's using a claw to grapple a creature, it can't attack a different creature with that claw.
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EVILLAK STATS
EVILLAK
Large monstrosity, neutral evil
Armor Class 15 (natural armor)
Hit Points 102 (12d10 + 36)
Speed 40 ft., climb 40 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
19 (+4) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 8 (-1) 9 (-1) 12 (+1)
Saving Throws Str +7, Dex +4
Damage Immunities bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from nonmagical weapons that aren't silvered
Senses darkvision 120 ft., tremorsense 30 ft., passive Perception 9
Languages Undercommon
Challenge 7 (2,900 XP)
Rampage. When the evillak reduces a creature to 0 hit points with a melee attack on its turn, the evillak can take a bonus action to move up to half its speed and make a bite attack.
ACTIONS
Multiattack. The evillak makes three attacks, one with its bite and two with its claws.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 13 (2d8 + 4) piercing damage.
Claw. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 9 (2d4 + 4) piercing damage, and the target is
grappled (escape DC 14) if it's a Large or smaller creature. The evillak has two claws, each of which can grapple only
one target, and if it's using a claw to grapple a creature, it can't attack a different creature with that claw.
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Dead by Daylight
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michael myers
Dead by Daylight
michael myers
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Jerma's streams suck, he has less than five thousand viewers. The show could have been less racist and less racist. This is where I will go on a rant.
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Jerma's streams suck, he has less than five thousand viewers. The show could have been less racist and less racist. This is where I will go on a rant.
You see, Blizzard is a small indie company so their funding isnt on the same level as other big game companies that have been extremely popular for many years and have a huge fan base to fund their products.
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You see, Blizzard is a small indie company so their funding isnt on the same level as other big game companies that have been extremely popular for many years and have a huge fan base to fund their products.