For me
I really like corn
What do you like about corn?
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
Well, the best thing about corn is the grease
The corn break can restore your energy
You really appreciate the hard work when you love something
If you or anyone loves corn
If you come to me, I can tell you all about it
If I was surrounded by corn
I would eat all of it, grow big and strong
Look at this, take a lump with the knob
Spread butter on
Boil it and toast it with the grease
Butter spreads out the good taste
I just saw corn as disgusting
But everything changed
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
I hope you have a corntastic day (A corntastic day?)
What? It's just a pun about corn, okay? (Woo)
It's corn!
When it's like negative in the world
Take the corn break! (Corn break)
Take the corn break! (Corn dance!)
Ippety, bibbly, diddly-bop (Corn dance)
Anything else you wanna say about corn before we go?
Yeah
What?
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean, look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean, look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
It's corn!
Submitted by:Its corn
Made art by tariq_bruh_2008
For me
I really like corn
What do you like about corn?
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
Well, the best thing about corn is the grease
The corn break can restore your energy
You really appreciate the hard work when you love something
If you or anyone loves corn
If you come to me, I can tell you all about it
If I was surrounded by corn
I would eat all of it, grow big and strong
Look at this, take a lump with the knob
Spread butter on
Boil it and toast it with the grease
Butter spreads out the good taste
I just saw corn as disgusting
But everything changed
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
I hope you have a corntastic day (A corntastic day?)
What? It's just a pun about corn, okay? (Woo)
It's corn!
When it's like negative in the world
Take the corn break! (Corn break)
Take the corn break! (Corn dance!)
Ippety, bibbly, diddly-bop (Corn dance)
Anything else you wanna say about corn before we go?
Yeah
What?
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean, look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean, look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
It's corn!
Hello, by the time you get done reading this they will find me, but before I go I have a few last things to say. Nothing is real, this is just a simulation. Who you think you are is not who you actually are. life is not what it seems. You are James Matison Sheitels, you went missing on May 18, 2001, at 5:27 .............T̸̲̥͖͍͖̾̓̈͋̕h̸̠̼̚ͅḛ̶̡̫̣̣̰̜͒y̷̙̳̿͐͗͂̉͘ ̴̼͆ţ̵͔͕̤̱̬͐̓͝ͅo̵̬͔̼̲̜͘͝ŏ̸̮͔̊̿̓̈́̈́k̵̨̛͎͉͈͚̩͗͆̓͝ ̶̛̩̩ẏ̵͓̹̱̖͕̈͌͠ō̴̢̻͉͈̞̳̑͗͐ͅú̴̯̻̬̫͖.̷̯̹͈̉̋̈͊͐....D̶̢͓̜̥̩̮̏́̕͠ǫ̶̤̲͇̬̺͌͐͛͆̐̚͘ṅ̴̞̺̖͉̋͂̊́̊t̵̼͈͓͖̍͛̊̽̉͝ ̶̖̥͎̞̩̇̽́͌͜g̵̳͑̑͑͠o̷̧̮̭̳̮͓̒́̊̊̂ ̸̬̓b̵͕̭̐â̷̧̠͖̖͍c̴̡̠͕̹͋́̌k̷̞̊ ̶̢̟͉̝̻̒ẗ̵̟o̵̺͍̤̠̪͛̇ͅ ̴͚̩̠̲͎̖̅͒̈͜s̶̥̞̰̘̰̫̹͗͒̏̓͝ļ̴̬̍͛͒̃ẽ̸̤̜̬͔̲̓ȩ̴̫͑p̷̩̬̦͈͌̈͗̎......
And if ignore my warning all I can say is, "I warned you."
Submitted by:The Truth
This is not fake lissen to my warning.
Hello, by the time you get done reading this they will find me, but before I go I have a few last things to say. Nothing is real, this is just a simulation. Who you think you are is not who you actually are. life is not what it seems. You are James Matison Sheitels, you went missing on May 18, 2001, at 5:27 .............T̸̲̥͖͍͖̾̓̈͋̕h̸̠̼̚ͅḛ̶̡̫̣̣̰̜͒y̷̙̳̿͐͗͂̉͘ ̴̼͆ţ̵͔͕̤̱̬͐̓͝ͅo̵̬͔̼̲̜͘͝ŏ̸̮͔̊̿̓̈́̈́k̵̨̛͎͉͈͚̩͗͆̓͝ ̶̛̩̩ẏ̵͓̹̱̖͕̈͌͠ō̴̢̻͉͈̞̳̑͗͐ͅú̴̯̻̬̫͖.̷̯̹͈̉̋̈͊͐....D̶̢͓̜̥̩̮̏́̕͠ǫ̶̤̲͇̬̺͌͐͛͆̐̚͘ṅ̴̞̺̖͉̋͂̊́̊t̵̼͈͓͖̍͛̊̽̉͝ ̶̖̥͎̞̩̇̽́͌͜g̵̳͑̑͑͠o̷̧̮̭̳̮͓̒́̊̊̂ ̸̬̓b̵͕̭̐â̷̧̠͖̖͍c̴̡̠͕̹͋́̌k̷̞̊ ̶̢̟͉̝̻̒ẗ̵̟o̵̺͍̤̠̪͛̇ͅ ̴͚̩̠̲͎̖̅͒̈͜s̶̥̞̰̘̰̫̹͗͒̏̓͝ļ̴̬̍͛͒̃ẽ̸̤̜̬͔̲̓ȩ̴̫͑p̷̩̬̦͈͌̈͗̎......
And if ignore my warning all I can say is, "I warned you."
>Drives towards woman
>Woman starts running away
>“Is someone chasing her”
>starts following woman
>woman is actively running away in the other direction from him
>”someone else must be chasing her”
Submitted by:anonymous
>Drives towards woman
>Woman starts running away
>“Is someone chasing her”
>starts following woman
>woman is actively running away in the other direction from him
>”someone else must be chasing her”
can ⬛️ taste 🐭 you ⤴️ from 🐜 here. ™️ Yes, 😯 your 🏠 taste 🔲 is 🤗 wonderful, 😶 it 🔹 makes 🚗 me 🌗 joyful, ☔️ I 🌸 love 👬 it. ♠️ I ⛵️ will 😇 find 😪 you, 🌒 and 🖌 vore 📬 you. 😳 I 📨 can't 🐺 wait 🚤 to 🤔 taste ⛩ up 🉑 close. 🔐 My 🔬 nostrils 🚸 are 🎚 already 🎨 filled 👎 with 😪 your ◽️ stench, 😱 god, 👥 I 🔁 have 🐶 gotten 🏋 so 😐 happy ↕️ already. 👒 I 🦄 can't 🕎 wait 👒 to 🌤 find 🚀 you 💲 and 😦 eat 👐 you, 🍢 you'll 🔰 taste 💛 so 🗾 good. 🐸 After ⏸ that, 🍉 I'll 🌒 eat 🍌 your 🐒 spouse, 🏮 then 🚮 your 💳 husband, 🐇 and 💡 both 👦 of 🏌 them 🐨 will 🍧 taste 🐨 perfect 🕶 too.
Submitted by:BetArtist
pov A emoji nerd making a copy pasta
can ⬛️ taste 🐭 you ⤴️ from 🐜 here. ™️ Yes, 😯 your 🏠 taste 🔲 is 🤗 wonderful, 😶 it 🔹 makes 🚗 me 🌗 joyful, ☔️ I 🌸 love 👬 it. ♠️ I ⛵️ will 😇 find 😪 you, 🌒 and 🖌 vore 📬 you. 😳 I 📨 can't 🐺 wait 🚤 to 🤔 taste ⛩ up 🉑 close. 🔐 My 🔬 nostrils 🚸 are 🎚 already 🎨 filled 👎 with 😪 your ◽️ stench, 😱 god, 👥 I 🔁 have 🐶 gotten 🏋 so 😐 happy ↕️ already. 👒 I 🦄 can't 🕎 wait 👒 to 🌤 find 🚀 you 💲 and 😦 eat 👐 you, 🍢 you'll 🔰 taste 💛 so 🗾 good. 🐸 After ⏸ that, 🍉 I'll 🌒 eat 🍌 your 🐒 spouse, 🏮 then 🚮 your 💳 husband, 🐇 and 💡 both 👦 of 🏌 them 🐨 will 🍧 taste 🐨 perfect 🕶 too.
OwO, how's it going my furry daddies? Are you doing great?~ You are? That's great! Here are some interesting things about WATASHI!: I'm a pansexual transgender (down with cis!) cyclist, and I LOVE animals, mostly because they're my spirit animal! I love yuri, which is why I dray furry yuri! Did I mention I was a HUGE furry? I love furries! One day I'll get a cute furry girlfriend and we can go to furrycon together! Thank you for reading this, bye, OWO!
Submitted by:BetArtist
Furry seducing you
OwO, how's it going my furry daddies? Are you doing great?~ You are? That's great! Here are some interesting things about WATASHI!: I'm a pansexual transgender (down with cis!) cyclist, and I LOVE animals, mostly because they're my spirit animal! I love yuri, which is why I dray furry yuri! Did I mention I was a HUGE furry? I love furries! One day I'll get a cute furry girlfriend and we can go to furrycon together! Thank you for reading this, bye, OWO!
“So i work at 7-11 right, pretty boring job, im on my phone pretty much the whole time. But then one Saturday morning i hear some noise outside.”
“Im used to hearing teenagers drunkenly brawling about who gets the girl they like or some shit like that, happens all the time. So you can imagine my surprise when I open up the security cams, and see a full fledged medieval fucking warzone.”
“Im talking a dude with a bow and arrow, some 30 year old dad with a longsword, and some little guy with a great axe, all fighting 300 or so huge men covered head to toe in green paint and steel armour.”
“I call the police like any good employee would. They say they’re gonna be there in 15 minutes. 3 minutes go by and a news helicopter shows up and starts broadcasting the fiasco. I don’t know if they wanted a good view or something because they were like 4 feet from crashing into the pavement.”
“15 minutes go by, police still aren’t here, most of the green guys are actually fucking dead, and im scared for my life.”
“30 minutes, no popo. There are 70 or so green guys left who start running away. The 3 medieval motherfuckers in the middle start cheering or some shit. Then they come bursting through the 7-11 doors, im shitting myself, and get this. They order a couple bags of Doritos, and like 9 bottles of soft drink and leave.”
“Craziest day of my fucking life”
Submitted by:anonymous
“So i work at 7-11 right, pretty boring job, im on my phone pretty much the whole time. But then one Saturday morning i hear some noise outside.”
“Im used to hearing teenagers drunkenly brawling about who gets the girl they like or some shit like that, happens all the time. So you can imagine my surprise when I open up the security cams, and see a full fledged medieval fucking warzone.”
“Im talking a dude with a bow and arrow, some 30 year old dad with a longsword, and some little guy with a great axe, all fighting 300 or so huge men covered head to toe in green paint and steel armour.”
“I call the police like any good employee would. They say they’re gonna be there in 15 minutes. 3 minutes go by and a news helicopter shows up and starts broadcasting the fiasco. I don’t know if they wanted a good view or something because they were like 4 feet from crashing into the pavement.”
“15 minutes go by, police still aren’t here, most of the green guys are actually fucking dead, and im scared for my life.”
“30 minutes, no popo. There are 70 or so green guys left who start running away. The 3 medieval motherfuckers in the middle start cheering or some shit. Then they come bursting through the 7-11 doors, im shitting myself, and get this. They order a couple bags of Doritos, and like 9 bottles of soft drink and leave.”
“Craziest day of my fucking life”
The Allegory of the Raspberries is a philosophical thought experiment created by Jeremy H. Elbertson (1985-2021). During the Dark Souls stream, Elbertson describes a situation in which he, drugged unconscious, awakens in a room with one hundred members of the Twitch chat, half of which desperately plead for him to eat a bushel of raspberries, while the other half simultaneously plead for him not to eat the raspberries. Most philosophers agree that, given the situation, Elbertson would probably eat the (poisoned) raspberries and die.
Submitted by:Jermamite
Allegory of the Raspberries
The Allegory of the Raspberries is a philosophical thought experiment created by Jeremy H. Elbertson (1985-2021). During the Dark Souls stream, Elbertson describes a situation in which he, drugged unconscious, awakens in a room with one hundred members of the Twitch chat, half of which desperately plead for him to eat a bushel of raspberries, while the other half simultaneously plead for him not to eat the raspberries. Most philosophers agree that, given the situation, Elbertson would probably eat the (poisoned) raspberries and die.
Jerma985 peacefully died after taking 51 vitamins, and drugs on October 8, 2022 at 17:10 Hungarian time. He was visiting Budapest for an embassy and died on the train from New York to Budapest, somewhere in Záhony. A person called Karen encountered that she looked inside the sleeper cars and saw a dead Jerma. He woke up in Kyiv that morning hoping to get some exercise. He took some drugs to heal his wounds. A few hours later, he took more drugs. That was still not good for him, so at 17:10 Hungarian time he took 51 drugs to heal his wounds. He died after taking all the drugs. A train stopper in Záhony claimed to see Jerma collapsing to the floor. Some theories say Jerma had his wife forced to have children. However Jerma got away by taking drugs to avoid surrendering to the police.
The person was behind this was Awful, a coder who was believed to be a Minecraft developer but he lost his job. He lost his family so he locked himself up in the attic. Thousands of people checked up on him and saw a trashy room full of dirty clothes and rotten food. Awful got rescued but became depressed. Japanese sources say Awful was a secret agent working for Al-Quaeda but when he lost his job he decided to target famous streamers. His first victim was Technoblade, and the second Jerma. Jerma may never come back to life again. His last words were "S'all Good, Man!"
Submitted by:anonymous
Jerma985 peacefully died after taking 51 vitamins, and drugs on October 8, 2022 at 17:10 Hungarian time. He was visiting Budapest for an embassy and died on the train from New York to Budapest, somewhere in Záhony. A person called Karen encountered that she looked inside the sleeper cars and saw a dead Jerma. He woke up in Kyiv that morning hoping to get some exercise. He took some drugs to heal his wounds. A few hours later, he took more drugs. That was still not good for him, so at 17:10 Hungarian time he took 51 drugs to heal his wounds. He died after taking all the drugs. A train stopper in Záhony claimed to see Jerma collapsing to the floor. Some theories say Jerma had his wife forced to have children. However Jerma got away by taking drugs to avoid surrendering to the police.
The person was behind this was Awful, a coder who was believed to be a Minecraft developer but he lost his job. He lost his family so he locked himself up in the attic. Thousands of people checked up on him and saw a trashy room full of dirty clothes and rotten food. Awful got rescued but became depressed. Japanese sources say Awful was a secret agent working for Al-Quaeda but when he lost his job he decided to target famous streamers. His first victim was Technoblade, and the second Jerma. Jerma may never come back to life again. His last words were "S'all Good, Man!"
Ohhhh yess... I can see the evil in your eyes! But you know.. MY undertaker, is going to DESTROOYYYY HIMMM!!!... THIS SUMMER SLAM, AAA!
Submitted by:anonymous
Ohhhh yess... I can see the evil in your eyes! But you know.. MY undertaker, is going to DESTROOYYYY HIMMM!!!... THIS SUMMER SLAM, AAA!
My offline chat's a whole buncha nerds, dude! My offline chat is literally just like - they're always fuckin' playing trivia or in Discord posting !cock, god damn! peepoHas yo, you're like "oh mobie night! mobie night!" That's what my offline chat's doin' all the time, "mobie night! mobie night! yeah let's watch mobies!" Yeah, I mean, I'm in offline chat a lot! peepoHas
Submitted by:anonymous
My offline chat's a whole buncha nerds, dude! My offline chat is literally just like - they're always fuckin' playing trivia or in Discord posting !cock, god damn! peepoHas yo, you're like "oh mobie night! mobie night!" That's what my offline chat's doin' all the time, "mobie night! mobie night! yeah let's watch mobies!" Yeah, I mean, I'm in offline chat a lot! peepoHas
Baller
Submitted by:Baller
Baller
Baller
if life == 'stable':
ㅤget life together
else:
ㅤdo absolutely nothing
Submitted by:anonymous
Life = 'Not stable'
if life == 'stable':
ㅤget life together
else:
ㅤdo absolutely nothing
balls
Submitted by:anonymous
balls
i like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks i don't know why but when i click on a video and see a black man shaking his cheeks it just makes my mouth drool and i start dancing with the black man as well sometimes when i look at myself in the mirror i sometimes hallucinate and see black man twerking on my couch it brings a smile to my face i wish i can become one with the black man twerking aggressively please understand what i'm going through and help me on my journey
Submitted by:anonymous
i like black men twerking
i like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks i don't know why but when i click on a video and see a black man shaking his cheeks it just makes my mouth drool and i start dancing with the black man as well sometimes when i look at myself in the mirror i sometimes hallucinate and see black man twerking on my couch it brings a smile to my face i wish i can become one with the black man twerking aggressively please understand what i'm going through and help me on my journey