This town is full of monsters.
How can you just sit there and eat pizza?!
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SILENT HILL 2
This town is full of monsters.
How can you just sit there and eat pizza?!
Gulsah <3
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Gulsah <3
I fucking hate midgets. Why do we have to have real life Keebler elves in our lives???? What is the point of being a fucking dwarf ass midget???? Being a midget is the equivalent of having Down Syndrome WITH HOW DOWN TO THE FUCKING GROUND YOU ARE. Midgets can't even drive. BOOSTER SEATS IN RESTARAUNTS AND YOURE 45 GERALD. YOURE GONNA BE A GERIATRIC MIDGET WHEN YOU GET OLDER, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA LIVE IN A WHEELCHAIR IF YOU CANT EVEN REACH THE WHEELS??????
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I fucking hate midgets. Why do we have to have real life Keebler elves in our lives???? What is the point of being a fucking dwarf ass midget???? Being a midget is the equivalent of having Down Syndrome WITH HOW DOWN TO THE FUCKING GROUND YOU ARE. Midgets can't even drive. BOOSTER SEATS IN RESTARAUNTS AND YOURE 45 GERALD. YOURE GONNA BE A GERIATRIC MIDGET WHEN YOU GET OLDER, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA LIVE IN A WHEELCHAIR IF YOU CANT EVEN REACH THE WHEELS??????
Am I the asshole for accidentally leaving my 5 year old in the deep freezer?
We were playing Hide and Seek and I was the seeker. I could hear my 5 year old son run down the stairs as I was counting. All I heard was a door open and close and I wasn't sure what door he opened. I could only guess it was his room because I he had a history of hiding in there. I go and check and I can't find him in there; I spent a good 20-30 minutes in each room searching for my son. I couldn't find him anywhere so I went back upstairs waiting for him to realize the game is over like he does whenever he wins. I was watching football and I hear my wife come home and I still haven't found my son. I tell her that I still haven't found him and she starts beating me with her Stilettos. We search the garage and we see the frozen body of my 5 year old son. He was hiding in the deep freezer for over 4 hours and he was already dead by the time we found him. I told the police that my wife did it and she was sent to prison for life and was killed by a gang member for not wanting to join the Cuddle Bear Gang. I am still a free man. This is not an admission of guilt. This can not be used against me in the court of law. AITA?
Submitted by:cola
Am I the asshole for accidentally leaving my 5 year old in the deep freezer?
We were playing Hide and Seek and I was the seeker. I could hear my 5 year old son run down the stairs as I was counting. All I heard was a door open and close and I wasn't sure what door he opened. I could only guess it was his room because I he had a history of hiding in there. I go and check and I can't find him in there; I spent a good 20-30 minutes in each room searching for my son. I couldn't find him anywhere so I went back upstairs waiting for him to realize the game is over like he does whenever he wins. I was watching football and I hear my wife come home and I still haven't found my son. I tell her that I still haven't found him and she starts beating me with her Stilettos. We search the garage and we see the frozen body of my 5 year old son. He was hiding in the deep freezer for over 4 hours and he was already dead by the time we found him. I told the police that my wife did it and she was sent to prison for life and was killed by a gang member for not wanting to join the Cuddle Bear Gang. I am still a free man. This is not an admission of guilt. This can not be used against me in the court of law. AITA?
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies, and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry!
He's a family guy!
Songwriters: Walter Murphy. For non-commercial use only.
Submitted by:Peeeeeeeeeeeeter
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies, and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry!
He's a family guy!
Songwriters: Walter Murphy. For non-commercial use only.
Here, here, here we go So they're finally here performing for you, If you know the words you can join in too. Put your hands together if you want to clap, As we take you through this monkey rap. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, He's finally back, to kick some tail. His coconut gun can fire in spurts, If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt. He's bigger, faster, and stronger too, He's the first member of the D. K. crew. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong D.K. Donkey Kong is here. This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes, She can shrink in size to suite her mood. She's quick and nimble when she needs to be, She can flout through the air and clime up trees. If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong, With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong He has no style, he has not grace, This Kong has a funny face. He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out just for you, Inflate himself just like a balloon. This crazy Kong just digs this tune. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong D.K. Donkey Kong is here. He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood. He can fly real high with his jetpack on, With his pistols out, he's one cool Kong. He'll make you smile when he play's his tune, But Kremlins beware 'cause he's after you. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong Huh Finally he's here for you he's here for you, It's the last member of the D.K. crew. This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny, He'll make a Kremlin cry out for mommy. He can pick up a bolder with relative ease Make crushing rocks seem such a breeze. He may move stow, he can't jump high, but this Kong's one hell of a guy. Huh C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells. Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells. Oh yeah
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Rap song from hit game donkey kong64
Here, here, here we go So they're finally here performing for you, If you know the words you can join in too. Put your hands together if you want to clap, As we take you through this monkey rap. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, He's finally back, to kick some tail. His coconut gun can fire in spurts, If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt. He's bigger, faster, and stronger too, He's the first member of the D. K. crew. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong D.K. Donkey Kong is here. This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes, She can shrink in size to suite her mood. She's quick and nimble when she needs to be, She can flout through the air and clime up trees. If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong, With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong He has no style, he has not grace, This Kong has a funny face. He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out just for you, Inflate himself just like a balloon. This crazy Kong just digs this tune. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong D.K. Donkey Kong is here. He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood. He can fly real high with his jetpack on, With his pistols out, he's one cool Kong. He'll make you smile when he play's his tune, But Kremlins beware 'cause he's after you. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong Huh Finally he's here for you he's here for you, It's the last member of the D.K. crew. This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny, He'll make a Kremlin cry out for mommy. He can pick up a bolder with relative ease Make crushing rocks seem such a breeze. He may move stow, he can't jump high, but this Kong's one hell of a guy. Huh C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells. Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells. Oh yeah
Dream is actually rly ALIEN idk why people talk about him he's a normal ALIEN and I respect him he's ALIEN ALIEN and ALIEN people lie about him all the time but if I had to believe anyone it would be ALIEN I watch them just because of ALIEN he's a huge ALIEN. I appreciate his ALIEN and ALIEN people can't stand up for what's ALIEN and only make fun of people ALIEN had guts to do what he did he's ALIEN to me 🪳 ALIEN team forever ☢️ people who make fun of him they should just show their face and we can comment on them ALIEN is ALIEN.
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Dream is actually rly ALIEN idk why people talk about him he's a normal ALIEN and I respect him he's ALIEN ALIEN and ALIEN people lie about him all the time but if I had to believe anyone it would be ALIEN I watch them just because of ALIEN he's a huge ALIEN. I appreciate his ALIEN and ALIEN people can't stand up for what's ALIEN and only make fun of people ALIEN had guts to do what he did he's ALIEN to me 🪳 ALIEN team forever ☢️ people who make fun of him they should just show their face and we can comment on them ALIEN is ALIEN.
Find the Albinauric streamer. He hides in a casino to the west of the Boston Ruins which jut from the Mojave Desert in Las Vegas. He knows the location of the Baseballs counterpart, I am sure.
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Find the Albinauric streamer. He hides in a casino to the west of the Boston Ruins which jut from the Mojave Desert in Las Vegas. He knows the location of the Baseballs counterpart, I am sure.
Dream is actually rly cute idk why people talk about him he's a normal human and I respect him he's nice sweet and kind people lie about him all the time but if I had to believe anyone it would be dream I watch them just because of Dream he's a huge sweetheart. I appreciate his love and care people can't stand up for what's right and only make fun of people dream had guts to do what he did he's hot to me 💃 dream team forever 💚 people who make fun of him they should just show their face and we can comment on them dream is strong.
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groomer dickrider being an obsessed cultist
Dream is actually rly cute idk why people talk about him he's a normal human and I respect him he's nice sweet and kind people lie about him all the time but if I had to believe anyone it would be dream I watch them just because of Dream he's a huge sweetheart. I appreciate his love and care people can't stand up for what's right and only make fun of people dream had guts to do what he did he's hot to me 💃 dream team forever 💚 people who make fun of him they should just show their face and we can comment on them dream is strong.
DUDE, THIS CAR KICKS ASS, AND I CAN WATCH MADAGASCAR WHILE I'M DRIVING.
What kind of music do you like, Gloria?
Hippo-Hop! Woo-hoo! Yeah, baby!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! DUDE, THOSE ANIMALS ARE SO F**KING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!
YEAH, RUMSFELD!
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Family Guy Hummer Cutaway
DUDE, THIS CAR KICKS ASS, AND I CAN WATCH MADAGASCAR WHILE I'M DRIVING.
What kind of music do you like, Gloria?
Hippo-Hop! Woo-hoo! Yeah, baby!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! DUDE, THOSE ANIMALS ARE SO F**KING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!
YEAH, RUMSFELD!
Disqualified from the Mortal Kombat tournament for having unwashed ass 😞
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Disqualified from the Mortal Kombat tournament for having unwashed ass 😞
Smarties are great up your urethra :)
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Smarties are great up your urethra :)
you have to have a very high IQ to understand how to use the shotgun in krunker. The gunplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the shots will go over your opponent's head. There's also the shotgun player's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these kills, to realise that they're not just skillful- they say something deep about KRUNKER ITSELF. As a consequence people who dislike shotguns truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the skill in Vince's existential catchphrase "cry about it" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shotgun player's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Vince tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Submitted by:anonymous
You have to have a very high IQ to use shotguns in krunker
you have to have a very high IQ to understand how to use the shotgun in krunker. The gunplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the shots will go over your opponent's head. There's also the shotgun player's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these kills, to realise that they're not just skillful- they say something deep about KRUNKER ITSELF. As a consequence people who dislike shotguns truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the skill in Vince's existential catchphrase "cry about it" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shotgun player's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Vince tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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