Ok, do this test and send it to 10 people (including me) and the one who has the highest score will have their wish come true.
1. If you have any pet (dog, cat, etc.) so you cann add one point.
2. Why do you think they call it a building when its already built?
3. Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
4. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
5. If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
6. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
7. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
8. Can you cry under water ?
9.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ?
10 . Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but its only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Submitted by:Brainman
I.Q TEST
Ok, do this test and send it to 10 people (including me) and the one who has the highest score will have their wish come true.
1. If you have any pet (dog, cat, etc.) so you cann add one point.
2. Why do you think they call it a building when its already built?
3. Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
4. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
5. If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
6. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
7. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
8. Can you cry under water ?
9.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ?
10 . Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but its only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Once Upon a fucking time, Donald TRUMP, a "great" (not real) president got into a fight with the "great" (not real) Obama. Trump was winning, until Obama pulled out a gun and shot him in the head.
Obama called his friend Hillary Clinton and told her all about it. Hillary said to send her the body, so she could hide it where no one would find it. So that's what he did.
The next day, Trump's wife called Hillary and asked if she'd seen Donald anywhere because he didn't come home last night? Hillary said to fuck off! She hadn't seen him! He then hung up on her...
The next day, Bill Clinton called Hillary asking for some of that good shit because he was feeling horny as hell! She hung up on him too...
The next day, Al Gore called Hillary asking why she hung up on Bill yesterday? She replied: "Because I was in bed." Al Gore then said: "Well I guess you're gonna get more bedtime fun tonight!"
The next day, Chelsea Clinton walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre... So they gave her one 😂😂😂
If you don't send this to 10 other people who love sex jokes like you do right now.... You'll be known as the biggest prude in your town....
Submitted by:Hillary Trump
Donald Funny
Once Upon a fucking time, Donald TRUMP, a "great" (not real) president got into a fight with the "great" (not real) Obama. Trump was winning, until Obama pulled out a gun and shot him in the head.
Obama called his friend Hillary Clinton and told her all about it. Hillary said to send her the body, so she could hide it where no one would find it. So that's what he did.
The next day, Trump's wife called Hillary and asked if she'd seen Donald anywhere because he didn't come home last night? Hillary said to fuck off! She hadn't seen him! He then hung up on her...
The next day, Bill Clinton called Hillary asking for some of that good shit because he was feeling horny as hell! She hung up on him too...
The next day, Al Gore called Hillary asking why she hung up on Bill yesterday? She replied: "Because I was in bed." Al Gore then said: "Well I guess you're gonna get more bedtime fun tonight!"
The next day, Chelsea Clinton walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre... So they gave her one 😂😂😂
If you don't send this to 10 other people who love sex jokes like you do right now.... You'll be known as the biggest prude in your town....
HOW DARE YOU
BETRAY ME LIKE THAT!
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻)
Submitted by:anonymous
HOW DARE YOU
BETRAY ME LIKE THAT!
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻)
TOP 5
1. The greatest song of all time
2. The second best song of all time
3. The third best song of all time
4. The fourth best song of all time
5. The fifth best song ever (just a joke, not really that good)
Submitted by:anonymous
TOP 5
1. The greatest song of all time
2. The second best song of all time
3. The third best song of all time
4. The fourth best song of all time
5. The fifth best song ever (just a joke, not really that good)
"We're all equal," said the white man to the Native American as he took his land. "We're all equal," said the man to the slave as he whipped him for not picking enough cotton. "We're all equal," said the woman to her husband as she made him dinner after working all day while she stayed home with their children. "We're all equal," said the white man to his wife as he beat her for talking back to him in public. "We're all equal," said Hitler to his Jewish prisoners as they were being gassed in concentration camps across Germany during World War II. "We're all equal," said the president of China as he executed thousands of protesters in Tiananmen Square on June 4th 1989. "We're all equal," said the white man to the black man as he lynched him for voting.
Submitted by:anonymous
"We're all equal"
"We're all equal," said the white man to the Native American as he took his land. "We're all equal," said the man to the slave as he whipped him for not picking enough cotton. "We're all equal," said the woman to her husband as she made him dinner after working all day while she stayed home with their children. "We're all equal," said the white man to his wife as he beat her for talking back to him in public. "We're all equal," said Hitler to his Jewish prisoners as they were being gassed in concentration camps across Germany during World War II. "We're all equal," said the president of China as he executed thousands of protesters in Tiananmen Square on June 4th 1989. "We're all equal," said the white man to the black man as he lynched him for voting.
i hate you. i've always hated you. i'm going to kill you and i'm going to make it hurt. oh how i miss how you used to cry when i screamed at you and it's gonna get some much worse! i'm going to get out and i'm going to find you. And i will give you a real reason to cry.
Submitted by:Your mom
william afton copypasta
i hate you. i've always hated you. i'm going to kill you and i'm going to make it hurt. oh how i miss how you used to cry when i screamed at you and it's gonna get some much worse! i'm going to get out and i'm going to find you. And i will give you a real reason to cry.
i hate you. i've always hated you. i'm going to kill you and i'm going to make it hurt. oh how i miss how you used to cry when i screamed at you and it's gonna get some much worse! i'm going to get out and i'm going to find you. And i will give you a real reason to cry.
Submitted by:william afton
i hate you. i've always hated you. i'm going to kill you and i'm going to make it hurt. oh how i miss how you used to cry when i screamed at you and it's gonna get some much worse! i'm going to get out and i'm going to find you. And i will give you a real reason to cry.
George Ohsawa (born Nyoichi Sakurazawa (櫻澤 如一); October 18, 1893 – April 23, 1966) was a Japanese educator who was the founder of the macrobiotic diet. When living in Europe he went by the pen names of Musagendo Sakurazawa, Nyoiti Sakurazawa, and Yukikazu Sakurazawa. He also used the French first name Georges while living in France, and his name is sometimes also given this spelling. He wrote about 300 books in Japanese and 20 in French. He defined health on the basis of seven criteria: lack of fatigue, good appetite, good sleep, good memory, good humour, precision of thought and action, and gratitude.
Submitted by:anonymous
George Ohsawa (born Nyoichi Sakurazawa (櫻澤 如一); October 18, 1893 – April 23, 1966) was a Japanese educator who was the founder of the macrobiotic diet. When living in Europe he went by the pen names of Musagendo Sakurazawa, Nyoiti Sakurazawa, and Yukikazu Sakurazawa. He also used the French first name Georges while living in France, and his name is sometimes also given this spelling. He wrote about 300 books in Japanese and 20 in French. He defined health on the basis of seven criteria: lack of fatigue, good appetite, good sleep, good memory, good humour, precision of thought and action, and gratitude.
Então dizendo que tu e matué, tudo que escreve ele lê, energia ruim nois consegue vê
Não tente esconder o teu nome
Pois, já sabemos que se é homem
Prova a gente nós tem de monte
Os vídeos já até formaram um bonde
Não querendo reclamar, mas por favor devolve meu espaço por que se não parou de falar
O Olhador vem te olha
Mulher é o que você vai ganha,
Enquanto ela está te vendo tu vai poder dançar um funk
Submitted by:Jon layla
Homenagem a matue
Então dizendo que tu e matué, tudo que escreve ele lê, energia ruim nois consegue vê
Não tente esconder o teu nome
Pois, já sabemos que se é homem
Prova a gente nós tem de monte
Os vídeos já até formaram um bonde
Não querendo reclamar, mas por favor devolve meu espaço por que se não parou de falar
O Olhador vem te olha
Mulher é o que você vai ganha,
Enquanto ela está te vendo tu vai poder dançar um funk