AITA for slamming a child in the stomach with a metal pipe at the grocery store the other day? Hear me out. I was buying my groceries as usual, and as I am checking out this beautiful can of tomato sauce, I stumbled upon a child, maybe 5 to 6 years old. He looked up at me, and asked his mom, "MOM I WANT THAT CAN OF TOMATO SAUCE!". So, I start to argue with this kid and his mom. He doesn't have the right to call dibs on anything he wants in the grocery store. If I found it first, it's MINE. I don't care what this kid's mom has to say, this kid can't just steal my rightfully owned can of tomato sauce like that. All the anger I have been holding for the past few weeks, ever since my wife left me, ever since my mother kicked me out of her house, was all let out, and I pull out my trusty metal pipe that I've been keeping in my backpack just in case, pick up the child, throw it in the air, and slam it with my metal pipe as hard as I can. The kid goes flying into the toothpaste aisle of the grocery store, crying. His mother starts screaming at me, and threatens to call the police. I don't care. I would rather keep my can of tomato sauce, it is rightfully mine. I have all the right in the world to slam him with a metal pipe. Few hours later, I was brought into the interrogation room. I did it in self-defense. I do not regret it.

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The drawstrings of my pants just flopped directly into a urinal. Wtf do I even do now? I’ve been walking around like I’m wearing a diaper cause I don’t want them to touch me. “Cut em off” I don’t have access to scissors. Even if I did, Imagine walking into a store going “can I borrow some scissors?” To then just cut the tops off your pants drawstrings and hand em back saying “you should probably clean those.” Not gonna happen.

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After being a juicer for the past 3 years, I have decided to move on. I get bullied for being a "juicer"; my middle school classmates blasphemies Mr cow by mimicking the "much-love" gesture and calling me a "juicer" in a soy boy manner. I just can't take it anymore, and what crossed the line was today when they started calling me "parasocial". I love xQc, we are best friends, and I spend around 10 hours a day with an 11-month online watch time as well as a whole year of offline chat just for him to read my messages. Nevertheless, if you think idolizing X is parasocial, you need to get a grip. He loves me and I love him, xqcL I enjoyed my stay.

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Hand reading is a scam, ball reading would be legit though. Oh by "ball reading" i mean male balls(testicles), not that ball that witches use for divination. I swear when I look at my scrotum twisting and turning ever so subtly creating intricate patterns and reforming itself every second...I feel like there has to be something more to this!

MAD, aka “Mexican Airport Departure”, is a European league of legends team that is often ridiculed for their inability to get out of play ins. They are specifically known for making it to worlds without winning a single best of 5.

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One time I was in a pet store, wearing my pet store employee cosplay, when this incredibly short man approached me and said "Do you guys sell the thing? Do you know where I can get the object?" and I said "I don't work here" then he immediately started to mutter about my facial hair under his breath. It sounded like he was saying "bet you feel so tall under that moustache, don't you?" I felt really uncomfortable, My girlfriend asked him "Are you Jerma?" (I didnt know she knew some guy named "Jerma" before this point) and he crossed his eyes & stuck his teeth out saying "Duhhhh what's a Jerma???" and she blushed and said "you know, like from twitch?" and he started jerking around, twitching sort of, and asked "What's twitch?" and she stopped and stared at him. She seemed to be kind of excited. He seemed emboldened by this. After a little while he said "Look at me" and threw a tennis ball from the shelf next to him at me. It looked like he tried to throw it really hard but he kind of just flicked it at me with his fingers. Then he just left. My girlfriend couldnt stop thinking about him after that day. She said he was a badder boy than I'll ever be.

Did you know that EG’s motto “live evil” was inspired by DFM’s top laner, Evi handing them an L?

So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. “fuck, Fuck!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

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