...are you serious? ...alright. The Chicken Nugget Monster is, quite simply, a small chicken nugget that roams the earth seeking people to devour. It comes in a variety of flavors depending on its prey's taste: salty for humans, sour for trolls, and so on.
Submitted by:anonymous
...are you serious? ...alright. The Chicken Nugget Monster is, quite simply, a small chicken nugget that roams the earth seeking people to devour. It comes in a variety of flavors depending on its prey's taste: salty for humans, sour for trolls, and so on.
bro
the way people try to make it funny is by just spamming it everywhere
it is so fucking unfunny that i don't even know where to start
i never even liked amongus
its so god damn boring
and is practically rage fuel when the imposter decides to kill you
and it is so fucking infuriating when you get voted off just because some random ass 7 year old said you're sus
even in the game itself the meme is fucking annoying
among us is so god damn boring
the only fun part is when you're the imposter
and even the imposter is boring
because some kind of fucking jimmy neutron mother fucker just had a brain blast and you get voted off
and sometimes you dont get voted off by mistake
its just these mother fuckers who think its so funny to vote random people off
its not
its not fucking funny
it just ruins the game
you wanna play a game where you can ruin the fun?
go camp the end in fall guys
nobody even plays that lifeless husk of a game anymore
and holy shit the everything is amongus meme is about as bad as being the crewmate in amongus
STOP SAYING THAT SHIT IS SUS
ITS NOT SUS
YOUR FUCKING MONKEY BRAIN GOES "neutron activated" AND YOU FUCKING TAKE PHOTOS OF EVERYTHING THAT LOOKS SLIGHTLY LIKE AMONGUS
ACTING LIKE ITS SUCH A BIG DEAL
I CANT EVEN LOOK AT MY TRASH CAN ANYMORE
BECAUSE SOME DUMBASS DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE TRASHCANS SUSSY
LITERALLY
TAKE ANYTHING
TAKE ANYTHING THEN PUT A SQUARE OR OVAL ON IT
PEOPLE WILL SAY "thats kinda sussie!!!!!1111!!"
I FUCKING HATE IT
THIS MEME HAS DIED FUCKING AGES AGO AND PEOPLE ARE STILL CLINGING ONTO IT
TELL ME WHAT PART OF IT IS FUNNY
THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE FIND IT FUNNY IS BECAUSE IT GETS SPAMMED INTO A BUNCH OF OTHER BULLSHIT
AND THAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY
THAT SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO FUCKING SHIT
PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP CLINGING ONTO THE AMONGUS MEME
FIND SOMETHING FUNNIER
SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE
THAN JUST "imposter suss!!!!!"
I CAN GO FUCKING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW MUCH AMONGUS IS BULLSHIT
Submitted by:Dave2
This is my friend ranting about among us
bro
the way people try to make it funny is by just spamming it everywhere
it is so fucking unfunny that i don't even know where to start
i never even liked amongus
its so god damn boring
and is practically rage fuel when the imposter decides to kill you
and it is so fucking infuriating when you get voted off just because some random ass 7 year old said you're sus
even in the game itself the meme is fucking annoying
among us is so god damn boring
the only fun part is when you're the imposter
and even the imposter is boring
because some kind of fucking jimmy neutron mother fucker just had a brain blast and you get voted off
and sometimes you dont get voted off by mistake
its just these mother fuckers who think its so funny to vote random people off
its not
its not fucking funny
it just ruins the game
you wanna play a game where you can ruin the fun?
go camp the end in fall guys
nobody even plays that lifeless husk of a game anymore
and holy shit the everything is amongus meme is about as bad as being the crewmate in amongus
STOP SAYING THAT SHIT IS SUS
ITS NOT SUS
YOUR FUCKING MONKEY BRAIN GOES "neutron activated" AND YOU FUCKING TAKE PHOTOS OF EVERYTHING THAT LOOKS SLIGHTLY LIKE AMONGUS
ACTING LIKE ITS SUCH A BIG DEAL
I CANT EVEN LOOK AT MY TRASH CAN ANYMORE
BECAUSE SOME DUMBASS DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE TRASHCANS SUSSY
LITERALLY
TAKE ANYTHING
TAKE ANYTHING THEN PUT A SQUARE OR OVAL ON IT
PEOPLE WILL SAY "thats kinda sussie!!!!!1111!!"
I FUCKING HATE IT
THIS MEME HAS DIED FUCKING AGES AGO AND PEOPLE ARE STILL CLINGING ONTO IT
TELL ME WHAT PART OF IT IS FUNNY
THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE FIND IT FUNNY IS BECAUSE IT GETS SPAMMED INTO A BUNCH OF OTHER BULLSHIT
AND THAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY
THAT SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO FUCKING SHIT
PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP CLINGING ONTO THE AMONGUS MEME
FIND SOMETHING FUNNIER
SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE
THAN JUST "imposter suss!!!!!"
I CAN GO FUCKING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW MUCH AMONGUS IS BULLSHIT
Once upon a time, there was a magical land filled with anime titties. The titties were round, bouncy, and oh so delicious. No matter the character, the titties were always perfect. All the boys and girls in the land agreed, anime titties were the best titties in all the land.
Submitted by:Some rando
Once upon a time, there was a magical land filled with anime titties. The titties were round, bouncy, and oh so delicious. No matter the character, the titties were always perfect. All the boys and girls in the land agreed, anime titties were the best titties in all the land.
Battery acid flavored ice cream would have a sharp, sour taste that is both intensely acidic and bitter. It would be reminiscent of the flavor of a strong citrus fruit, such as a lemon or lime, but with a much more potent flavor. The ice cream would also have a metallic aftertaste, similar to the taste of licking a battery. It also would have a slight burning sensation on the tongue. It would be an unpleasant and overwhelming flavor that would not be enjoyable to most people, and it would certainly not be a popular flavor choice, but it would be an interesting experience.
Submitted by:anonymous
Battery acid flavored ice cream would have a sharp, sour taste that is both intensely acidic and bitter. It would be reminiscent of the flavor of a strong citrus fruit, such as a lemon or lime, but with a much more potent flavor. The ice cream would also have a metallic aftertaste, similar to the taste of licking a battery. It also would have a slight burning sensation on the tongue. It would be an unpleasant and overwhelming flavor that would not be enjoyable to most people, and it would certainly not be a popular flavor choice, but it would be an interesting experience.
Эта bitch, эта thot говорит, что я грубый
Дай мне гуап, дай мне cup, nigg, увидишь, что будет
What the fuck? Сорвал банк, гоню бесов на hood'е
Что за жанр? Тут пожар, boy, кто твои люди?
Submitted by:anonymous
Эта bitch, эта thot говорит, что я грубый
Дай мне гуап, дай мне cup, nigg, увидишь, что будет
What the fuck? Сорвал банк, гоню бесов на hood'е
Что за жанр? Тут пожар, boy, кто твои люди?
The siege of Suiyang resulted in a prolonged state of famine, according to the Old Book of Tang, which wrote:
尹子奇攻圍既久，城中糧盡，易子而食，析骸而爨，人心危恐，慮將有變。巡乃出其妾，對三軍殺之，以饗軍士。曰：“諸公為國家戮力守城，一心無二，經年乏食，忠義不衰。巡不能自割肌膚，以啖將士，豈可惜此婦，坐視危迫。”將士皆泣下，不忍食，巡強令食之。乃括城中婦人；既盡，以男夫老小繼之，所食人口二三萬，人心終不離變。
Yin Ziqi had besieged the city for a long time. The food in the city had run out. The city dwellers traded their children to eat and cooked the bodies of the dead. Fear spread and worse situations were expected. At this time, Zhang Xun took his concubine out and killed her in front of his soldiers in order to feed them. He said, "You have been working hard at protecting this city wholeheartedly for the country. Your loyalty is uncompromised despite the long-lasting hunger. Since I cannot cut out my own flesh to feed you, how can I keep this woman and just ignore the dangerous situation?" All the soldiers cried, for they did not wish to eat [the woman]. Zhang Xun ordered them to eat the flesh. Afterwards, they caught the women in the city. When there were no more women left, they turned to the old and young men. 20,000 to 30,000 people were eaten. People always remained loyal.
— Old Book of Tang, Chapter 137.
The New Book of Tang recorded that Xu Yuan also killed his servants, noting:
... 遠亦殺奴僮以哺卒 ...
... [Xu] Yuan also killed servants to feed the soldiers ...
— New Book of Tang, Chapter 192.
The New Book of Tang also claimed that cannibalism was practiced on a widespread level, and that such fear prevented rebellion:
被圍久，初殺馬食，既盡，而及婦人老弱凡食三萬口。人知將死，而莫有畔者。城破，遺民止四百而已。
After the city was besieged for a long time, in the beginning, the horses were eaten. When there were no more horses, they turned to the women, the old, and the weak. 30,000 people in total were eaten. People knew their death was close, and nobody rebelled. When the city fell, only 400 people were left.
— New Book of Tang, Chapter 192.
Submitted by:anonymous
The siege of Suiyang resulted in a prolonged state of famine, according to the Old Book of Tang, which wrote:
尹子奇攻圍既久，城中糧盡，易子而食，析骸而爨，人心危恐，慮將有變。巡乃出其妾，對三軍殺之，以饗軍士。曰：“諸公為國家戮力守城，一心無二，經年乏食，忠義不衰。巡不能自割肌膚，以啖將士，豈可惜此婦，坐視危迫。”將士皆泣下，不忍食，巡強令食之。乃括城中婦人；既盡，以男夫老小繼之，所食人口二三萬，人心終不離變。
Yin Ziqi had besieged the city for a long time. The food in the city had run out. The city dwellers traded their children to eat and cooked the bodies of the dead. Fear spread and worse situations were expected. At this time, Zhang Xun took his concubine out and killed her in front of his soldiers in order to feed them. He said, "You have been working hard at protecting this city wholeheartedly for the country. Your loyalty is uncompromised despite the long-lasting hunger. Since I cannot cut out my own flesh to feed you, how can I keep this woman and just ignore the dangerous situation?" All the soldiers cried, for they did not wish to eat [the woman]. Zhang Xun ordered them to eat the flesh. Afterwards, they caught the women in the city. When there were no more women left, they turned to the old and young men. 20,000 to 30,000 people were eaten. People always remained loyal.
— Old Book of Tang, Chapter 137.
The New Book of Tang recorded that Xu Yuan also killed his servants, noting:
... 遠亦殺奴僮以哺卒 ...
... [Xu] Yuan also killed servants to feed the soldiers ...
— New Book of Tang, Chapter 192.
The New Book of Tang also claimed that cannibalism was practiced on a widespread level, and that such fear prevented rebellion:
被圍久，初殺馬食，既盡，而及婦人老弱凡食三萬口。人知將死，而莫有畔者。城破，遺民止四百而已。
After the city was besieged for a long time, in the beginning, the horses were eaten. When there were no more horses, they turned to the women, the old, and the weak. 30,000 people in total were eaten. People knew their death was close, and nobody rebelled. When the city fell, only 400 people were left.
— New Book of Tang, Chapter 192.
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Submitted by:yunedisndi
ugh this is supposed to ascii art of Shabnam!
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No more holding back
They'll wish for demise
They thought they were invincible
But you could see through their hollow lies
You've seen how far they've come
How many they've slain
You will gladly tear their limbs apart
All before they start to kill again
They were seen as a threat by the moment the dragon was killed by their hand
Now you're sent to demolish the foe upon your ruler's despondent demand
Something tells you they have scaled in their power
Should they win, it shall be your final hour
But you still have control of the fight
If they mess up, you might have a chance to destroy them
But is this the right path that you've taken?
Are your morals correct, or mistaken?
Are you sure you want to lose your mind
From a legend whose power could salvage mankind?
You have known for certain
Your path is one of justice
All those who try to obstruct shall have paid the ultimate price
Yet, upon inspection
Your foe is overwhelming
But you remember what she tried to sacrifice
Signs of self-disappointment start infiltrating
(These putrid emotions begin to take control)
Symptoms of paranoia begin invading
(Such petty emotions have sabotaged your soul)
Your mental fortitude is fading
Losing trust, ending friendship, and rage escalating
Right on the road to your sadness
Watching closely as courage turns into madness
Are you sure you'd want to lose your life
From a witch who had caused you nothing but strife?
The end has come;
The witch and the prophecy
Deciding fates with the world on the line
Who shall emerge
From the ashes of calamity?
How shall this fable end through these legends intertwined?
End of reasoning
Carnage and pain
A feral sense of dominance
As all the blood melts into the rain
A clash of history
In blood, sweat and tears
This war will cause our world to change
And will be remembered through the years
this is from the hit song "Stained, Brutal Calamity" - Theme of Supreme Calamitas by DM DOKURO
Submitted by:@BrutusTerraria Youtube
No more holding back They'll wish for demise They thought they were invincible But you could see through their hollow lies You've seen how far they've come How many they've slain You will gladly tear their limbs apart All before they start to kill again They were seen as a threat by the moment the dragon was killed by their hand Now you're sent to demolish the foe upon your ruler's despondent demand Something tells you they have scaled in their power Should they win, it shall be your final hour But you still have control of the fight If they mess up, you might have a chance to destroy them But is this the right path that you've taken? Are your morals correct, or mistaken? Are you sure you want to lose your mind From a legend whose power could salvage mankind? -=Lament=- You have known for certain Your path is one of justice All those who try to obstruct shall have paid the ultimate price Yet, upon inspection Your foe is overwhelming But you remember what she tried to sacrifice Signs of self-disappointment start infiltrating (These putrid emotions begin to take control) Symptoms of paranoia begin invading (Such petty emotions have sabotaged your soul) Your mental fortitude is fading Losing trust, ending friendship, and rage escalating Right on the road to your sadness Watching closely as courage turns into madness Are you sure you'd want to lose your life From a witch who had caused you nothing but strife? -=Epiphany=- The end has come; The witch and the prophecy Deciding fates with the world on the line Who shall emerge From the ashes of calamity? How shall this fable end through these legends intertwined? End of reasoning Carnage and pain A feral sense of dominance As all the blood melts into the rain A clash of history In blood, sweat and tears This war will cause our world to change And will be remembered through the years this is from the hit song "Stained, Brutal Calamity" - Theme of Supreme Calamitas by DM DOKURO
No more holding back
They'll wish for demise
They thought they were invincible
But you could see through their hollow lies
You've seen how far they've come
How many they've slain
You will gladly tear their limbs apart
All before they start to kill again
They were seen as a threat by the moment the dragon was killed by their hand
Now you're sent to demolish the foe upon your ruler's despondent demand
Something tells you they have scaled in their power
Should they win, it shall be your final hour
But you still have control of the fight
If they mess up, you might have a chance to destroy them
But is this the right path that you've taken?
Are your morals correct, or mistaken?
Are you sure you want to lose your mind
From a legend whose power could salvage mankind?
You have known for certain
Your path is one of justice
All those who try to obstruct shall have paid the ultimate price
Yet, upon inspection
Your foe is overwhelming
But you remember what she tried to sacrifice
Signs of self-disappointment start infiltrating
(These putrid emotions begin to take control)
Symptoms of paranoia begin invading
(Such petty emotions have sabotaged your soul)
Your mental fortitude is fading
Losing trust, ending friendship, and rage escalating
Right on the road to your sadness
Watching closely as courage turns into madness
Are you sure you'd want to lose your life
From a witch who had caused you nothing but strife?
The end has come;
The witch and the prophecy
Deciding fates with the world on the line
Who shall emerge
From the ashes of calamity?
How shall this fable end through these legends intertwined?
End of reasoning
Carnage and pain
A feral sense of dominance
As all the blood melts into the rain
A clash of history
In blood, sweat and tears
This war will cause our world to change
And will be remembered through the years
this is from the hit song "Stained, Brutal Calamity" - Theme of Supreme Calamitas by DM DOKURO
I can't believe I just got a notification that I've been on this website for 5 hours #addicted #helpme
Submitted by:OniLuvDonut
Just random
I can't believe I just got a notification that I've been on this website for 5 hours #addicted #helpme
Dude I have not felt like being on my- is anyone else like this? Like... the past like tw- the tw- last two months man I don't wanna be on my computer ever. Like I'm so over the computer.
Submitted by:gempir
erobb221 copypasta
Dude I have not felt like being on my- is anyone else like this? Like... the past like tw- the tw- last two months man I don't wanna be on my computer ever. Like I'm so over the computer.
In the game "My Singing Monsters", When in a battle in The Colossingum, Furcorn's attack "Lucky Thirteen" sounds like "Megalovania", a boss battle music involving Sans from the indie game "Undertale".
Submitted by:icy
In the game "My Singing Monsters", When in a battle in The Colossingum, Furcorn's attack "Lucky Thirteen" sounds like "Megalovania", a boss battle music involving Sans from the indie game "Undertale".