uh oh! you found the toothpaste. let's get one thing clear. i can brush my teeth all by myself okay *brushing* *DING* *gagging* *brushing* *spluttering* *DING DING DING* *spitting* *flailing attempts to escape* *cheerful bells*
Submitted by:anonymous
I can’t stop laughing HELP ME
uh oh! you found the toothpaste. let's get one thing clear. i can brush my teeth all by myself okay *brushing* *DING* *gagging* *brushing* *spluttering* *DING DING DING* *spitting* *flailing attempts to escape* *cheerful bells*
КУРИЛКУ НАДО ПРОВЕРИТЬ
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КУРИЛКУ НАДО ПРОВЕРИТЬ
BRO IT WAS ALIEN ENCOUNTER. IT WAS FUCKING TERRIFYING. THE CHAIRS HAD WATER SPRAYERS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HE WAS BREATHING ON YOU. THERE WAS SPEAKERS IN EVERYONE'S CHAIRS SO YOU COULD HEAR HIM WALK AROUND THE ROOM. SHIT WAS INSANE.
Submitted by:anonymous
BRO IT WAS ALIEN ENCOUNTER. IT WAS FUCKING TERRIFYING. THE CHAIRS HAD WATER SPRAYERS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HE WAS BREATHING ON YOU. THERE WAS SPEAKERS IN EVERYONE'S CHAIRS SO YOU COULD HEAR HIM WALK AROUND THE ROOM. SHIT WAS INSANE.
Maximillian Dood playing Dirge of Cerberus
~ I need to go make myself a drink!
~ Everyone's dialogue in this game hurts my
body.
~ Why? Why? Why would you do this?
- This shit might be the worst. The worst what
you might ask? Just the worst.
~End. End! EEEEEEEEEEND!!
~Your bitch-ass just flew back to the start.
~ (Last cut scene) Oh my god. Power of
friendship. Holy fuck. The power of love turned
into a beam. Make it stop.
~This game makes Advent Children look like
Schindler's fucking List.
~What would make this game better? Not
existing.
~ I forgot this game on purpose.
Submitted by:anonymous
Pain
Maximillian Dood playing Dirge of Cerberus
~ I need to go make myself a drink!
~ Everyone's dialogue in this game hurts my
body.
~ Why? Why? Why would you do this?
- This shit might be the worst. The worst what
you might ask? Just the worst.
~End. End! EEEEEEEEEEND!!
~Your bitch-ass just flew back to the start.
~ (Last cut scene) Oh my god. Power of
friendship. Holy fuck. The power of love turned
into a beam. Make it stop.
~This game makes Advent Children look like
Schindler's fucking List.
~What would make this game better? Not
existing.
~ I forgot this game on purpose.
So i had family over the other day and they wanted to see what the "twitch" was that I watch all the time. I thought it would be a good idea to show them this stream. My grandmas first comment was "why does that guy in the corner look like the guy from Ratatouille" Then people start making random noises and the weeb stuff made my uncle think there was a porn tab open in the background so he started beating me with jumper cables for my sake.. I tried to explain but they all left.....
Submitted by:larandar
An average DunkOrSlam stream
So i had family over the other day and they wanted to see what the "twitch" was that I watch all the time. I thought it would be a good idea to show them this stream. My grandmas first comment was "why does that guy in the corner look like the guy from Ratatouille" Then people start making random noises and the weeb stuff made my uncle think there was a porn tab open in the background so he started beating me with jumper cables for my sake.. I tried to explain but they all left.....
Radagon: All of this, falling apart like this, is on you!
Marika: Wow. Wow. Oh, that's some kind of logic right there, Radagon. You screw up, get yourself cursed by the Giants, and now suddenly this is all my fault? Why don't you walk me through this, Radagon?
Radagon: We had a good thing, you stupid numen bitch! We had Godwin, we had the Ring, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork...
Marika: Oh, my God...
Radagon: ...You could have shut your mouth, ruled, and made as many runes as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to shatter the Ring! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the God! If you'd done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!
Submitted by:anonymous
I spent 15 minutes on this.
Radagon: All of this, falling apart like this, is on you!
Marika: Wow. Wow. Oh, that's some kind of logic right there, Radagon. You screw up, get yourself cursed by the Giants, and now suddenly this is all my fault? Why don't you walk me through this, Radagon?
Radagon: We had a good thing, you stupid numen bitch! We had Godwin, we had the Ring, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork...
Marika: Oh, my God...
Radagon: ...You could have shut your mouth, ruled, and made as many runes as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to shatter the Ring! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the God! If you'd done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!
Ah-rah, dee
Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee
Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo
Guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee
Ooh, guh-goo-bee
Ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee
Fli-goo gee-goo
A-fliguh woo-wa mama Lucifer!
Submitted by:anonymous
Tenacious D
Ah-rah, dee
Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee
Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo
Guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee
Ooh, guh-goo-bee
Ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee
Fli-goo gee-goo
A-fliguh woo-wa mama Lucifer!
“Moms Making Cookies” from Baskin Robbins is the best ice cream I’ve ever had in my entire life. It’s so good in fact, that Nothing else even compares. I ate a carrot last night and SPIT it out. I think a cool concept would be a carrot shaped moms making cookies ice cream.
Submitted by:Truth
Truth
“Moms Making Cookies” from Baskin Robbins is the best ice cream I’ve ever had in my entire life. It’s so good in fact, that Nothing else even compares. I ate a carrot last night and SPIT it out. I think a cool concept would be a carrot shaped moms making cookies ice cream.
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Submitted by:anonymous
Jerma (the sus guy) telling you he ate a large salad
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Submitted by:anonymous
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i was at a bar today and there was this sign telling people the limits of alcahol but the thing that made it funny was some drunk had stuck it upside down
Submitted by:alfred_rouse
what i saw
i was at a bar today and there was this sign telling people the limits of alcahol but the thing that made it funny was some drunk had stuck it upside down
YEAH, WHAT AN IDIOT! CLOSING THE DOOR FROM THE OUTSIDE. I MEAN, WE HAD A MEGA START BUT THIS GUY ONLY KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE AND START IN FIRST
Submitted by:anonymous
Fernando Alonso vs Lewis Hamilton, Spa 2022
YEAH, WHAT AN IDIOT! CLOSING THE DOOR FROM THE OUTSIDE. I MEAN, WE HAD A MEGA START BUT THIS GUY ONLY KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE AND START IN FIRST
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
Submitted by:anonymous
Gnu/Linux
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
Ohhh~ yeeesss... I see the evil in your eyes! But you know... my Undertaker will DESTROY him, at Summer Slam! HAAHHHHH!
Submitted by:anonymous
Paul Bearer
Ohhh~ yeeesss... I see the evil in your eyes! But you know... my Undertaker will DESTROY him, at Summer Slam! HAAHHHHH!
CHADAHN!!!! get it guys? because his name is radahn, which sounds like chadahn!!! meaning he’s a chad wow wholesome horse gravity magic 100!!
Submitted by:anonymous
Shut the fuck up. PLEASE shut the fuck up.
CHADAHN!!!! get it guys? because his name is radahn, which sounds like chadahn!!! meaning he’s a chad wow wholesome horse gravity magic 100!!
ESAM isn't so bald? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such bald and shiny head? ESAM puts the bald game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his sparkling scalp ever again. GIMR breaks records. Mew2King breaks records. ESAM breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the Saitama.
Submitted by:anonymous
ESAM isn't so bald? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such bald and shiny head? ESAM puts the bald game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his sparkling scalp ever again. GIMR breaks records. Mew2King breaks records. ESAM breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the Saitama.
Release Date: January 8, 2021 https://en.m.wikipedia.org › wiki Drivers License (song) - Wikipedia Composition and lyrics — She co-wrote the song with its producer Dan Nigro. Containing poignant lyrics detailing heartache, "Drivers License" is a power ... Genre: Bedroom pop; indie pop; power pop Producer(s): Dan Nigro Songwriter(s): Olivia Rodrigo; Dan Nigro Released: January 8, 2021 https://open.spotify.com › track drivers license - song and lyrics by Olivia Rodrigo | Spotify Listen to drivers license on Spotify. Olivia Rodrigo · Song · 2021. ... Sign in to see lyrics and listen to the full track. Sign up. Olivia Rodrigo. People also search for  Take Me to Church Trending  good 4 u Olivia Rodrigo  traitor Olivia Rodrigo  deja vu Olivia Rodrigo  happier Olivia Rodrigo  favorite crime Olivia Rodrigo  MONTERO (Call Me B... Lil Nas X  1 step forward, 3... Olivia Rodrigo More results Related searches  Drivers license lyrics chords  Drivers license lyrics karaoke  Drivers license clean Driver license check Drivers license song Olivia Rodrigo - drivers license Driver's license renewal Olivia Rodrigo songs See more Footer links Myanmar (Burma) Taikkyi - Based on your past activity Update location Terms
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Release Date: January 8, 2021 https://en.m.wikipedia.org › wiki Drivers License (song) - Wikipedia Composition and lyrics — She co-wrote the song with its producer Dan Nigro. Containing poignant lyrics detailing heartache, "Drivers License" is a power ... Genre: Bedroom pop; indie pop; power pop Producer(s): Dan Nigro Songwriter(s): Olivia Rodrigo; Dan Nigro Released: January 8, 2021 https://open.spotify.com › track drivers license - song and lyrics by Olivia Rodrigo | Spotify Listen to drivers license on Spotify. Olivia Rodrigo · Song · 2021. ... Sign in to see lyrics and listen to the full track. Sign up. Olivia Rodrigo. People also search for  Take Me to Church Trending  good 4 u Olivia Rodrigo  traitor Olivia Rodrigo  deja vu Olivia Rodrigo  happier Olivia Rodrigo  favorite crime Olivia Rodrigo  MONTERO (Call Me B... Lil Nas X  1 step forward, 3... Olivia Rodrigo More results Related searches  Drivers license lyrics chords  Drivers license lyrics karaoke  Drivers license clean Driver license check Drivers license song Olivia Rodrigo - drivers license Driver's license renewal Olivia Rodrigo songs See more Footer links Myanmar (Burma) Taikkyi - Based on your past activity Update location Terms
pop punk, indie pop, bedroom pop, folk pop, grunge/alternative, psychedelic pop, power pop, pop rock, art pop
Submitted by:yunadisndi
Genres that Olivia Rodrigo has worked in
pop punk, indie pop, bedroom pop, folk pop, grunge/alternative, psychedelic pop, power pop, pop rock, art pop