Ashley: You like starfish? Dennis: Um, they're okay. Ashley: Starfish are echinoderms and relatives of the sea urchin. There are as many as 2,000 starfish species around the world. Not all of them are star-shaped either. There's even a species with 30 arms. When they get attacked by a predator, they'll rip off their own arm to get away while the predator eats it. Their arms can regenerate, so I guess they regrow later. Dennis: Hey, Ashley? Ashley: Yes, Dennis? Dennis: Can we go see the penguins now? Ashley: No, Dennis. Dennis: Is that a penguin? BATEMAN: No, it isn't. Starfish can eat almost anything in the ocean. They feed by pushing their stomach out of their mouth and directly digesting their prey. Fun fact, there's an area in Kumamoto Prefecture where they eat starfish. As you'd expect from a relative of the sea urchin, you strip the skin to eat the insides, like with sea urchins. Hey, Dennis! Ashley murders Dennis with an axe Ashley: Try going to see the penguins now, you fuckin' stupid bastard!
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Ashley: You like starfish? Dennis: Um, they're okay. Ashley: Starfish are echinoderms and relatives of the sea urchin. There are as many as 2,000 starfish species around the world. Not all of them are star-shaped either. There's even a species with 30 arms. When they get attacked by a predator, they'll rip off their own arm to get away while the predator eats it. Their arms can regenerate, so I guess they regrow later. Dennis: Hey, Ashley? Ashley: Yes, Dennis? Dennis: Can we go see the penguins now? Ashley: No, Dennis. Dennis: Is that a penguin? BATEMAN: No, it isn't. Starfish can eat almost anything in the ocean. They feed by pushing their stomach out of their mouth and directly digesting their prey. Fun fact, there's an area in Kumamoto Prefecture where they eat starfish. As you'd expect from a relative of the sea urchin, you strip the skin to eat the insides, like with sea urchins. Hey, Dennis! Ashley murders Dennis with an axe Ashley: Try going to see the penguins now, you fuckin' stupid bastard!
The duality of Jermamites
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For me its the preemptive lip lick at the very start of the video. The unhinging and widening of his mouth and the jaw movements coupled with the swift eyebrow raise, That bold, forceful bite causing all the contents of that seemingly ordinary burger to look so Sumptuous and divine, pour out, The careful nibble after the initial chomp to make sure nothing is wasted. That Smudge of condiment on the corner of his mouth, God I wish that burger were me. Yes, the eye contact is a part of it, but its so much more than that. More than you could ever imagine.
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He looks at me and he chews. He chews and chews, and then chews some more. He probably has a paste in his mouth by now and he just keeps staring at me, chewing, on and on to the point of absurdity. He can't have any solid food left in his mouth by now but he won't turn his eyes away or stop his jaw. He has to know the chewing is pointless and the staring is terrifying but he just keeps going without a hint of remorse.
Actual psychopath.
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Jerma
The duality of Jermamites
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For me its the preemptive lip lick at the very start of the video. The unhinging and widening of his mouth and the jaw movements coupled with the swift eyebrow raise, That bold, forceful bite causing all the contents of that seemingly ordinary burger to look so Sumptuous and divine, pour out, The careful nibble after the initial chomp to make sure nothing is wasted. That Smudge of condiment on the corner of his mouth, God I wish that burger were me. Yes, the eye contact is a part of it, but its so much more than that. More than you could ever imagine.
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He looks at me and he chews. He chews and chews, and then chews some more. He probably has a paste in his mouth by now and he just keeps staring at me, chewing, on and on to the point of absurdity. He can't have any solid food left in his mouth by now but he won't turn his eyes away or stop his jaw. He has to know the chewing is pointless and the staring is terrifying but he just keeps going without a hint of remorse.
Actual psychopath.
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Kripp is a big big bodied guy with a big ball 🏀 whe kripp eat he eat balls 🏀 on stream and the balls are estra salty
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Kripp
Kripp is a big big bodied guy with a big ball 🏀 whe kripp eat he eat balls 🏀 on stream and the balls are estra salty
Most important thing in Valorant is saving Operator. If save Operator or win round then I save Operator, it is obvious. Next round I can get more kills and save again. Operator most dangerous gun. It is easy to 2 exit kills at end of every round. Sometimes 3 when some stupid noob try to knife me. I always top scoreboard & I reach Bronze 3 soon
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Saving OP in Valorant
Most important thing in Valorant is saving Operator. If save Operator or win round then I save Operator, it is obvious. Next round I can get more kills and save again. Operator most dangerous gun. It is easy to 2 exit kills at end of every round. Sometimes 3 when some stupid noob try to knife me. I always top scoreboard & I reach Bronze 3 soon
if I were an animal… what animal would i be? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY! “a rooster” “a rat” “a rat” “you'd be a rat” “a rat “jerma you're a rat” I think i'd be a wolf… I think so too. Id be a wolf lion hybrid mix. king of the junjil- junjile. But STILL social and with it and ferocious.
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King of the Junjile
if I were an animal… what animal would i be? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY! “a rooster” “a rat” “a rat” “you'd be a rat” “a rat “jerma you're a rat” I think i'd be a wolf… I think so too. Id be a wolf lion hybrid mix. king of the junjil- junjile. But STILL social and with it and ferocious.
Ballfondler made a surprise appearance during the sus guy's Among Us VR stream. Between games, Vinny asked "who's Ballfondler?". Confused, Jerma turned around to reveal a newly joined crewmate by the name "ballfondl" pointing at him with both hands. Jerma demanded that the player be removed immediately, possibly out of fear for his own safety. Ballfondler then silently disappeared from the game.
Disassociated from the encounter, Jerma mistook the crewmate decoration on the cafeteria vending machine for a real player, and began talking to it.
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Jerma985
Ballfondler made a surprise appearance during the sus guy's Among Us VR stream. Between games, Vinny asked "who's Ballfondler?". Confused, Jerma turned around to reveal a newly joined crewmate by the name "ballfondl" pointing at him with both hands. Jerma demanded that the player be removed immediately, possibly out of fear for his own safety. Ballfondler then silently disappeared from the game.
Disassociated from the encounter, Jerma mistook the crewmate decoration on the cafeteria vending machine for a real player, and began talking to it.
Michelangelo, Leonardo, Da Vinci. They're ALL dead. I REMIND. You understand? I REMAIN AS A PERFORMANCE ARTIST.
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Michelangelo, Leonardo, Da Vinci. They're ALL dead. I REMIND. You understand? I REMAIN AS A PERFORMANCE ARTIST.
PLAN: OK NOW EVERYONE SHOULD BE AN EPIC GAMER AND EAT COFFEE AND DO MAJAA AND RUSH GLUTCLEAR
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When you are drunk and play bedwars...
PLAN: OK NOW EVERYONE SHOULD BE AN EPIC GAMER AND EAT COFFEE AND DO MAJAA AND RUSH GLUTCLEAR
connyection tewmyinyated!! i'm sowwy to intewwupt uwu, ewizabeth, if uwu stiww even wemembew dat nyame, but i'm afwaid uwu've been myisyinfowmed!! uwu ~ uwu awe nyot hewe to weceive a gift, nyow have uwu been cawwed hewe by da indivyiduaw uwu assume, awthough, uwu have indeed been cawwed~ uwu have aww been cawwed hewe, into a wabywinth of sounds and smewws, myisdiwection and myisfowtune~ rawr a-a wabywinth with nyo exit, a maze with nyo pwize.. uwu don't even weawize dat uwu awe twapped!! ur wust fow bwood has dwiven uwu in endwess ciwcwes, chasying da cwies of chiwdwen in sum unseen chambew, awways seemying so nyeaw, yet sumhow out of weach, but uwu wiww nyevew find dam!! nyone of uwu wiww!!! dis is whewe ur stowy ends!! and to uwu, my bwave vowunteew, who sumhow found dis job wisting nyot intended fow uwu, awthough dere was a way out pwannyed fow uwu, i have a feewing dat's nyot what uwu want!♡♡♡ i have a feewing dat uwu awe wight whewe uwu want to be~ owo i am wemainying as weww!! o3o ~ i am nyeawby!! ~/w/~ !! dis pwace wiww nyot be wemembewed, and da memyowy of evewything dat stawted dis kyan finyawwy begyin to fade away!♡♡♡ as da agony of evewy twagedy shouwd~ >w< and to uwu myonstews twapped in da cowwidows, be stiww and give up ur spiwits!! <3 !!! day don't bewong to uwu!! fow myost of uwu, i bewieve dere is peace and pewhaps myowe waiting fow uwu aftew da smyoke cweaws!!! a-awthough, fow one of uwu, da dawkest pit of heww has openyed to swawwow uwu whowe, so don't keep da devyiw waiting, owd fwiend!!! my daughtew, if uwu kyan heaw meh, i knyew uwu wouwd wetuwn as weww!! it's in ur nyatuwe to pwotect da innyocent!! i'm sowwy dat on dat day, da day uwu wewe shut out and weft to die, nyo one was dere to wift uwu up into daiw awms da way uwu wifted odaws into urs, and dan, what became of uwu~ i shouwd have knyown uwu wouwdn't be content to disappeaw, nyot my daughtew~ ✧*:･ﾟ✧ i couwdn't save uwu dan, so wet meh save uwu nyow~ it's time to west - fow uwu
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connection terminated uwufied
connyection tewmyinyated!! i'm sowwy to intewwupt uwu, ewizabeth, if uwu stiww even wemembew dat nyame, but i'm afwaid uwu've been myisyinfowmed!! uwu ~ uwu awe nyot hewe to weceive a gift, nyow have uwu been cawwed hewe by da indivyiduaw uwu assume, awthough, uwu have indeed been cawwed~ uwu have aww been cawwed hewe, into a wabywinth of sounds and smewws, myisdiwection and myisfowtune~ rawr a-a wabywinth with nyo exit, a maze with nyo pwize.. uwu don't even weawize dat uwu awe twapped!! ur wust fow bwood has dwiven uwu in endwess ciwcwes, chasying da cwies of chiwdwen in sum unseen chambew, awways seemying so nyeaw, yet sumhow out of weach, but uwu wiww nyevew find dam!! nyone of uwu wiww!!! dis is whewe ur stowy ends!! and to uwu, my bwave vowunteew, who sumhow found dis job wisting nyot intended fow uwu, awthough dere was a way out pwannyed fow uwu, i have a feewing dat's nyot what uwu want!♡♡♡ i have a feewing dat uwu awe wight whewe uwu want to be~ owo i am wemainying as weww!! o3o ~ i am nyeawby!! ~/w/~ !! dis pwace wiww nyot be wemembewed, and da memyowy of evewything dat stawted dis kyan finyawwy begyin to fade away!♡♡♡ as da agony of evewy twagedy shouwd~ >w< and to uwu myonstews twapped in da cowwidows, be stiww and give up ur spiwits!! <3 !!! day don't bewong to uwu!! fow myost of uwu, i bewieve dere is peace and pewhaps myowe waiting fow uwu aftew da smyoke cweaws!!! a-awthough, fow one of uwu, da dawkest pit of heww has openyed to swawwow uwu whowe, so don't keep da devyiw waiting, owd fwiend!!! my daughtew, if uwu kyan heaw meh, i knyew uwu wouwd wetuwn as weww!! it's in ur nyatuwe to pwotect da innyocent!! i'm sowwy dat on dat day, da day uwu wewe shut out and weft to die, nyo one was dere to wift uwu up into daiw awms da way uwu wifted odaws into urs, and dan, what became of uwu~ i shouwd have knyown uwu wouwdn't be content to disappeaw, nyot my daughtew~ ✧*:･ﾟ✧ i couwdn't save uwu dan, so wet meh save uwu nyow~ it's time to west - fow uwu
ah s'cues me ma'am one more thing does my ass look big in this suit? you know my wife has a thing for large man asses she can't enough of this guy... oh jeez what's his name again? Jerma? Yeah I think it's Jerma. Who names a kid like that? Anyways she goes on and on and on about Jerma's fat ass this Jerma's fat ass that and i thought 'ya know I wanna make my wife happy' like any good husband aught to do. So I got this ass transplant and I wanna suprise her with it, But I noticed you were in that same surgeons office... now ma'am I don't wanna intrude but and forgive me for saying this you're flat as a board. If you don't mind me asking What happened to your ass?
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Codumpo
ah s'cues me ma'am one more thing does my ass look big in this suit? you know my wife has a thing for large man asses she can't enough of this guy... oh jeez what's his name again? Jerma? Yeah I think it's Jerma. Who names a kid like that? Anyways she goes on and on and on about Jerma's fat ass this Jerma's fat ass that and i thought 'ya know I wanna make my wife happy' like any good husband aught to do. So I got this ass transplant and I wanna suprise her with it, But I noticed you were in that same surgeons office... now ma'am I don't wanna intrude but and forgive me for saying this you're flat as a board. If you don't mind me asking What happened to your ass?
Hey guys, I had a weird experience with Jerma the other day while flying commercially. I walked to my assigned seat and found Jerma in the seat next to me ravenously eating baked beans from a can. I sat down nervously and he just wouldn’t stop eating for like 2 hours. After finishing one can of beans he kept pulling out more cans from his teenage mutant ninja turtle backpack. After a while, he suddenly stopped eating and started wailing and crying. He had spilled beans all over his white shirt and trousers, and a flight attendant came over to try and shut him up. Jerma gets really angry, saying “this would NOT have happened if you had just brought me marmalade”, then he turns to me and starts trying to sell me his shoes. This goes on for like 50 minutes, until I finally cave and buy his shoes just to get him to shut up. After that, went back to eating baked beans for the rest of the flight. The whole experience was really bizarre, and I was just wondering if anyone else has had a similar experience.
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Hey guys, I had a weird experience with Jerma the other day while flying commercially. I walked to my assigned seat and found Jerma in the seat next to me ravenously eating baked beans from a can. I sat down nervously and he just wouldn’t stop eating for like 2 hours. After finishing one can of beans he kept pulling out more cans from his teenage mutant ninja turtle backpack. After a while, he suddenly stopped eating and started wailing and crying. He had spilled beans all over his white shirt and trousers, and a flight attendant came over to try and shut him up. Jerma gets really angry, saying “this would NOT have happened if you had just brought me marmalade”, then he turns to me and starts trying to sell me his shoes. This goes on for like 50 minutes, until I finally cave and buy his shoes just to get him to shut up. After that, went back to eating baked beans for the rest of the flight. The whole experience was really bizarre, and I was just wondering if anyone else has had a similar experience.