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Have your heard of the popular hit game NBA 2K21? It’s a really cool game where 1-3 NBA 2K21 try to kill off the crewmates, while the crew has to finish their tasks or vote off the NBA 2K21 to win.
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
is this a joke? Minion tampons? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? Cause yea, your having your period, your bleeding against your will. So why not SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I mean what’s next? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE, WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA. I swear to god this better be a fucking joke.
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Zoome bunny minion tampons
is this a joke? Minion tampons? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? Cause yea, your having your period, your bleeding against your will. So why not SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I mean what’s next? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE, WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA. I swear to god this better be a fucking joke.
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Hes Being Sus
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taehyung
Babe, I'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were POGGERS . it's me, I'm OMEGALUL . Im sorry if this is PepeHands but it has to be done, I've just been feeling Pepega and our relationship has been WeirdChamp for months, it's time to end it, no Kappa .
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RP Note in Marty's xMart mailbox BatChest
Babe, I'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were POGGERS . it's me, I'm OMEGALUL . Im sorry if this is PepeHands but it has to be done, I've just been feeling Pepega and our relationship has been WeirdChamp for months, it's time to end it, no Kappa .
You were bored and
decided to type
into the
teleport menu.
People actually
visited before you!
You are filled with
piss!
OMG!
Submitted by:People actually visited before you!
Funny copypasta I found on textwall.cc/textwall
You were bored and
decided to type
into the
teleport menu.
People actually
visited before you!
You are filled with
piss!
OMG!
You be squirtin?or u on the cream team?what color the inside? your booty real wet? do it clap? do it fart? do it grip the meat? it's tight? how many fingers u use? what it taste like? can I smell it? is it warm ? It's real juicy? do it drip? you be moaning
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nsfw
You be squirtin?or u on the cream team?what color the inside? your booty real wet? do it clap? do it fart? do it grip the meat? it's tight? how many fingers u use? what it taste like? can I smell it? is it warm ? It's real juicy? do it drip? you be moaning
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the DMZ Military, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Juche, and I have over a million confirmed kills. I am trained in guarding the Dear Leader and I'm the top soldier in the entire Juche-ist military of North Korea. You are nothing to me but just another 9-year-old. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the other side of North Korea aka South Korea, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in PyongGyang, but I have access to the entire Communist Party of both China and North Korea and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Submitted by:Navy Seals Copypasta (North Korean Edition)
Navy Seals Copypasta but in North Korea.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the DMZ Military, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Juche, and I have over a million confirmed kills. I am trained in guarding the Dear Leader and I'm the top soldier in the entire Juche-ist military of North Korea. You are nothing to me but just another 9-year-old. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the other side of North Korea aka South Korea, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in PyongGyang, but I have access to the entire Communist Party of both China and North Korea and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Indeed it's an interesting prospect. A prospect amongst many theories suggested by the widened PhDs and young sheisseposters. Sheisseposters are quite an integral part to preserving past history and culture for the posterity. Sheisseposters summon images like ginger man dancing around mic. This is a very odd and old phenomenon that has been out there for more than two decades. Sheisseposters have existed for the entirety of humanity. Conveying the state of society by a humorous rhetoric and symbolism. The earliest recorded sheissepost was on a Greek Island of Astypalaia dating back to 2,500 years ago. The ancient scriptures state "Nikasitimos was here mounting Timiona."
Seductive, political, or simple social conquests and issues are blindly blabbed out to the world. But many tend to forget that across all media of sorts it will be remembered and traced back to its old context. So if you feel like no one cares about you or everyone is ignoring you. Just remember that a Greek dude getting railed was recorded by historians.
Seductive, political, or simple social conquests and issues are blindly blabbed out to the world. But many tend to forget that across all media of sorts it will be remembered and traced back to its old context. So if you feel like no one cares about you or everyone is ignoring you, just remember that a Greek dude getting railed was recorded by historians.
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The History of Sheisseposts
Indeed it's an interesting prospect. A prospect amongst many theories suggested by the widened PhDs and young sheisseposters. Sheisseposters are quite an integral part to preserving past history and culture for the posterity. Sheisseposters summon images like ginger man dancing around mic. This is a very odd and old phenomenon that has been out there for more than two decades. Sheisseposters have existed for the entirety of humanity. Conveying the state of society by a humorous rhetoric and symbolism. The earliest recorded sheissepost was on a Greek Island of Astypalaia dating back to 2,500 years ago. The ancient scriptures state "Nikasitimos was here mounting Timiona."
Seductive, political, or simple social conquests and issues are blindly blabbed out to the world. But many tend to forget that across all media of sorts it will be remembered and traced back to its old context. So if you feel like no one cares about you or everyone is ignoring you. Just remember that a Greek dude getting railed was recorded by historians.
Seductive, political, or simple social conquests and issues are blindly blabbed out to the world. But many tend to forget that across all media of sorts it will be remembered and traced back to its old context. So if you feel like no one cares about you or everyone is ignoring you, just remember that a Greek dude getting railed was recorded by historians.