Lmao you call yourself a MisterMonopoli fan? That's pretty cool but I'm light on channel points bro. I highlight every a message every now and then because I'm just that excited to join a community of passionate fans. Try talking in chat or discord again when you're ready to hang with other true fans
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a spinoff to the other pasta if spammed
Lmao you call yourself a MisterMonopoli fan? That's pretty cool but I'm light on channel points bro. I highlight every a message every now and then because I'm just that excited to join a community of passionate fans. Try talking in chat or discord again when you're ready to hang with other true fans
Jerma is an incredibly powerful being. He is the center of the Jermaverse, and all events which happen therein are tied to his existence. He is immortal to some extent, as previously stated, and the whole Jermaverse is even named after him. He is an incredibly wealthy individual, holding ownership of the lucrative Jerma Wrestling Federation and also being a Top 1000 Twitch streamer. His influence knows no bounds.
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Centipede
Jerma is an incredibly powerful being. He is the center of the Jermaverse, and all events which happen therein are tied to his existence. He is immortal to some extent, as previously stated, and the whole Jermaverse is even named after him. He is an incredibly wealthy individual, holding ownership of the lucrative Jerma Wrestling Federation and also being a Top 1000 Twitch streamer. His influence knows no bounds.
guys can we PLEASE talk about how CANNIBALISM is such a extremely moral, respectful, and not to mention LEGAL action??? why is no one talking about this???
Submitted by:anonymous
Time to conduct cannibalism.
guys can we PLEASE talk about how CANNIBALISM is such a extremely moral, respectful, and not to mention LEGAL action??? why is no one talking about this???
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ludwig Ahgren. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a secondary education grasp of the English language most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Ludwig's structuralist outlook which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Bourdieu's literature, for instance.
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Understanding Ludwig
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ludwig Ahgren. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a secondary education grasp of the English language most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Ludwig's structuralist outlook which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Bourdieu's literature, for instance.
"im losing my voice right now, ive been doing this for like 10 fucking minutes! crosswalks, every fucking where there is a crosswalk. wait 5 minutes to load some more fucking pictures, OH GREAT NOW ITS FUCKING BROKE, NOW IT WONT give me any more pictures. IS THAT A CROSSWALK? IS THAT A CROSSWALK? i dont think so. THEY'RE ALL GONE! THERES NONE LEFT! VERIFY! here we go again, TRAFFIC LIGHTS! BOOM BOOM, BOOM! DO YOU COUNT THAT AS A TRAFFIC LIGHT? I FUCKING WOULD! LETS DO IT! NO! MORE TRAFFIC LIGHTS! THIS ONE! THIS ONE! THIS ONE! AND THAT little FUCKER HIDING BACK THERE IN THE DISTANCE. GOT YOUR FUCKING ASS! TELL ME IM WRONG! MOTHERFUCKER, BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE! NEXT! OHH MYY GOD! FUCKING TRAFFIC LIGHTS! NEXT! TRAFFIC LIGHTS!- oh its a crosswalk actually. its a crosswalk. it fucked me up. oh imma get this time. VERIFY! MOTHER FUCKER! MOTHER-"
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its discord verification
"im losing my voice right now, ive been doing this for like 10 fucking minutes! crosswalks, every fucking where there is a crosswalk. wait 5 minutes to load some more fucking pictures, OH GREAT NOW ITS FUCKING BROKE, NOW IT WONT give me any more pictures. IS THAT A CROSSWALK? IS THAT A CROSSWALK? i dont think so. THEY'RE ALL GONE! THERES NONE LEFT! VERIFY! here we go again, TRAFFIC LIGHTS! BOOM BOOM, BOOM! DO YOU COUNT THAT AS A TRAFFIC LIGHT? I FUCKING WOULD! LETS DO IT! NO! MORE TRAFFIC LIGHTS! THIS ONE! THIS ONE! THIS ONE! AND THAT little FUCKER HIDING BACK THERE IN THE DISTANCE. GOT YOUR FUCKING ASS! TELL ME IM WRONG! MOTHERFUCKER, BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE! NEXT! OHH MYY GOD! FUCKING TRAFFIC LIGHTS! NEXT! TRAFFIC LIGHTS!- oh its a crosswalk actually. its a crosswalk. it fucked me up. oh imma get this time. VERIFY! MOTHER FUCKER! MOTHER-"
slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
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slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
It's confirmed: Jerma985 is pregnant.
Quick backstory: I was out with my husband at Costco the other day when I spotted Jerma 9000 sneaking into the bathroom. I thought he looked wicked dumb doing it so, out of curiosity, I asked my wife if I could borrow her pregnancy test that she keeps in her purse. I waited for Jermy to come out of the bathroom before I entered and I found where he had peed (I knew because his pee was scarily dark. Drink some water dude.) and I scraped the pregnancy test against the urinal and waited for a few minutes.
I'm sure you all know by the title that the test came back positive. I ran back out to my girlfriend to show her and we immediately ran home to write out this reddit post.
TLDR: I wasn't able to catch up to Jerma. We found him in the parking lot but he had already sped off in his Hummer, leaving a thick blanket of smog in the Costco parking lot.
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It's confirmed: Jerma985 is pregnant.
Quick backstory: I was out with my husband at Costco the other day when I spotted Jerma 9000 sneaking into the bathroom. I thought he looked wicked dumb doing it so, out of curiosity, I asked my wife if I could borrow her pregnancy test that she keeps in her purse. I waited for Jermy to come out of the bathroom before I entered and I found where he had peed (I knew because his pee was scarily dark. Drink some water dude.) and I scraped the pregnancy test against the urinal and waited for a few minutes.
I'm sure you all know by the title that the test came back positive. I ran back out to my girlfriend to show her and we immediately ran home to write out this reddit post.
TLDR: I wasn't able to catch up to Jerma. We found him in the parking lot but he had already sped off in his Hummer, leaving a thick blanket of smog in the Costco parking lot.