Godzilla is a film from 1998. It's so good,
no sequel or reboot ever had to be made.
The film was created by Roland Emmerich, the only
German to ever make something good, and President
Dean Devlin who publicly mutilated all who didn't like the
movie during the Great Bad Taste Purge of 1998.
The movie deals with a giant iguana who kills everyone
with his enormous chin and was based on a true story, and
Japanese monsters have very tiny testicles and they suck.
Reports suggest people watching the film developed much
happiness. Out of respect, every calendar year has since
been renamed to 1998. You dumbass.
In 1998, notorious cultural vandals Garbage Edwards, Michael Douchebag and Damn
Wingard were charged with desecrating the movie and were pulverized into bad tasting
kuropara. Some wanker from Japan also tried it, but who the hell cares about Japan?
Only the West matters.
Submitted by:anonymous
Godzilla is a film from 1998. It's so good,
no sequel or reboot ever had to be made.
The film was created by Roland Emmerich, the only
German to ever make something good, and President
Dean Devlin who publicly mutilated all who didn't like the
movie during the Great Bad Taste Purge of 1998.
The movie deals with a giant iguana who kills everyone
with his enormous chin and was based on a true story, and
Japanese monsters have very tiny testicles and they suck.
Reports suggest people watching the film developed much
happiness. Out of respect, every calendar year has since
been renamed to 1998. You dumbass.
In 1998, notorious cultural vandals Garbage Edwards, Michael Douchebag and Damn
Wingard were charged with desecrating the movie and were pulverized into bad tasting
kuropara. Some wanker from Japan also tried it, but who the hell cares about Japan?
Only the West matters.
Let me tell you a sad story. There was once a young boy who was not well liked. The older his friends became the more bitter his hatred escalated. Every day they were beaten up so badly, he lost half of his face, his eyes were swollen shut, he was covered in bandages. To see how he really felt was beyond words. And every time it seemed like they could just keep going, the punishment would get worse. One day, a young woman stopped in to buy some bread. He didn't listen to her, he didn't seem to care. Then one day he walked right into her bedroom. She screamed and ran out screaming. The next morning she said to her parents, 'I don't know what I did to him, you're useless'. He just stood there and didn't even move. All the while the old man tried to comfort him. Then one day there was some sort of accident. A boy was playing with his friends when a big wooden hammer fell on one of his friends and knocked him down as well. At the hospital the nurse looked on, but still she said, 'Not that bad'. and then something
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Let me tell you a sad story. There was once a young boy who was not well liked. The older his friends became the more bitter his hatred escalated. Every day they were beaten up so badly, he lost half of his face, his eyes were swollen shut, he was covered in bandages. To see how he really felt was beyond words. And every time it seemed like they could just keep going, the punishment would get worse. One day, a young woman stopped in to buy some bread. He didn't listen to her, he didn't seem to care. Then one day he walked right into her bedroom. She screamed and ran out screaming. The next morning she said to her parents, 'I don't know what I did to him, you're useless'. He just stood there and didn't even move. All the while the old man tried to comfort him. Then one day there was some sort of accident. A boy was playing with his friends when a big wooden hammer fell on one of his friends and knocked him down as well. At the hospital the nurse looked on, but still she said, 'Not that bad'. and then something
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"START WALKIN" by Lil Nas X, also known as Montero Lamar Hill, is a direct reference to the direct, linear direction North American League of Legends teams take from the stage to the nearest airport after a loss
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League of Legends
"START WALKIN" by Lil Nas X, also known as Montero Lamar Hill, is a direct reference to the direct, linear direction North American League of Legends teams take from the stage to the nearest airport after a loss
"START WALKIN" by Lil Nas X, also known as Montero Lamar Hill, is a direct reference to the direct, linear direction North American League of Legends teams take from the stage to the nearest airport after a loss
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"START WALKIN" by Lil Nas X, also known as Montero Lamar Hill, is a direct reference to the direct, linear direction North American League of Legends teams take from the stage to the nearest airport after a loss
♪ Don't ever say it's over if I'm 0-9 ♪ ♪ Racing to 0-18 and I'm feeding ♪ ♪ I'm headed to the airport, ready to go far ♪ ♪ I'm star walkin' ♪
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EU vs NA
♪ Don't ever say it's over if I'm 0-9 ♪ ♪ Racing to 0-18 and I'm feeding ♪ ♪ I'm headed to the airport, ready to go far ♪ ♪ I'm star walkin' ♪
As a shaolin monk, I heard talk of a place of peace and quiet known as ‘NA LIBRARY’, I want to meditate in absolute silence. Please chat, where can I find this place?
Submitted by:anonymous
As a shaolin monk, I heard talk of a place of peace and quiet known as ‘NA LIBRARY’, I want to meditate in absolute silence. Please chat, where can I find this place?
Dark Souls Lore
>Dragons run shit. Gwyn finds fire.
>Gwyn shafts the dragons.
>Fire eats Gwyn.
>You kill Gwyn.
>Fire eats me.
>Fire eats me again.
>Fire eats a bunch of other people, and then me again (maybe).
>I did the gods just like Gwyn did the dragons.
>The fire might come back, but the “Age of Fire” is still over.
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Dark Souls Lore
>Dragons run shit. Gwyn finds fire.
>Gwyn shafts the dragons.
>Fire eats Gwyn.
>You kill Gwyn.
>Fire eats me.
>Fire eats me again.
>Fire eats a bunch of other people, and then me again (maybe).
>I did the gods just like Gwyn did the dragons.
>The fire might come back, but the “Age of Fire” is still over.
It’s 2014, Matt is asleep in his bed - twisting and turning - as if stricken with nightmares. Visions of a dark future play within his mind, of a future where Woolie never leaves fighting games and defeats Daigo.
In this future, things are bleak. Since defeating Daigo in pools, Woolie has ascended to God Emperor of Montreal Planet (that’s what they call earth now) and no one can defeat him as his only rival, Pat, was defeated long ago. The only one with any chance is a humble smut writer by the name of Reggie. Reggie used to be goated at fighting games but gave it up to pursue the art of writing erotic fiction, which he was also goated at. Even with his skills at Street Fighter, Tekken, and all those other games dulled, he still fights against the tyranny of Woolie.
However, Woolie handily defeats Reggie with his jesters, Minh and Liam, cackling as Reggie is sent to the gulags of Old Maddentown. Now completely unopposed, Woolie takes his reign to the stars as Matt awakens in a cold sweat and a sharp burning pain in the palm of his hand.
Matt screams as the pain surges throughout his hand. And once it subsides, he opens his palm to see the words written on his scarred flesh.
“HE MUST WIN”
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It’s 2014, Matt is asleep in his bed - twisting and turning - as if stricken with nightmares. Visions of a dark future play within his mind, of a future where Woolie never leaves fighting games and defeats Daigo.
In this future, things are bleak. Since defeating Daigo in pools, Woolie has ascended to God Emperor of Montreal Planet (that’s what they call earth now) and no one can defeat him as his only rival, Pat, was defeated long ago. The only one with any chance is a humble smut writer by the name of Reggie. Reggie used to be goated at fighting games but gave it up to pursue the art of writing erotic fiction, which he was also goated at. Even with his skills at Street Fighter, Tekken, and all those other games dulled, he still fights against the tyranny of Woolie.
However, Woolie handily defeats Reggie with his jesters, Minh and Liam, cackling as Reggie is sent to the gulags of Old Maddentown. Now completely unopposed, Woolie takes his reign to the stars as Matt awakens in a cold sweat and a sharp burning pain in the palm of his hand.
Matt screams as the pain surges throughout his hand. And once it subsides, he opens his palm to see the words written on his scarred flesh.
“HE MUST WIN”
Did you really try to insult me? Roast me? Didn't work. That "roast" was so bland, so uncreative, and unoriginal, not a single muscle in my face twitched to form any human emotion, related to "angry" or "insulted". In fact, I was amused. I was amused at how somebody could have the nerve to legitimately post the most unfunny string of text seen anywhere on this page. I have seen this exact "roast" about 128 times. Was it supposed to be funny? I don't know, I didn't laugh either. If I recall correctly, some scientist has said, that before an individual laughs, their muscles usually twitch, and prepare to start laughing. Most of the time, as I didn't feel the slightest movement. In fact, I didn't open my mouth, make a sound, or feel a gust of wind coming out of my esophagus. Your attempt at "humor" was so unfunny that I am currently typing this out, in the hospital, diagnosed with stage 4 cancer and on life support. Honestly, I would have preferred it, if you had closed your mouth. Had the thought to "roast" someone, not come across your head, society as a whole would have been better. We would have gone to Mars, have flying cars, fixed climate change and poverty. Give yourself a pat in the back, thanks to you, society is a failure. You are a failure.
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Did you really try to insult me? Roast me? Didn't work. That "roast" was so bland, so uncreative, and unoriginal, not a single muscle in my face twitched to form any human emotion, related to "angry" or "insulted". In fact, I was amused. I was amused at how somebody could have the nerve to legitimately post the most unfunny string of text seen anywhere on this page. I have seen this exact "roast" about 128 times. Was it supposed to be funny? I don't know, I didn't laugh either. If I recall correctly, some scientist has said, that before an individual laughs, their muscles usually twitch, and prepare to start laughing. Most of the time, as I didn't feel the slightest movement. In fact, I didn't open my mouth, make a sound, or feel a gust of wind coming out of my esophagus. Your attempt at "humor" was so unfunny that I am currently typing this out, in the hospital, diagnosed with stage 4 cancer and on life support. Honestly, I would have preferred it, if you had closed your mouth. Had the thought to "roast" someone, not come across your head, society as a whole would have been better. We would have gone to Mars, have flying cars, fixed climate change and poverty. Give yourself a pat in the back, thanks to you, society is a failure. You are a failure.
So. It appears you have pranked someone. You have decieved them, tricked them, and they cannot trust you anymore. Otherwise known on the internet, as trolling. The poor individual probably has trust issues now, and it's all because of you. Why did you do it? The poor man is now in a trauma center, getting therapy, because you decided to do a little "trolling". You are an absolute failure. You should stop, think about your actions, and actually try to improve yourself. Think "trolling" someone is funning? You think doing a little tomfoolery, a little mental trickery, would have any sort of comedic value to it? It didn't. In fact, I didn't laugh, at all. I didn't feel a single gust of wind coming out of my mouth. Not even the slightest twitch of the muscle. You are sick. I hope you get therapy for what you did.
Submitted by:joaquinnn
So. It appears you have pranked someone. You have decieved them, tricked them, and they cannot trust you anymore. Otherwise known on the internet, as trolling. The poor individual probably has trust issues now, and it's all because of you. Why did you do it? The poor man is now in a trauma center, getting therapy, because you decided to do a little "trolling". You are an absolute failure. You should stop, think about your actions, and actually try to improve yourself. Think "trolling" someone is funning? You think doing a little tomfoolery, a little mental trickery, would have any sort of comedic value to it? It didn't. In fact, I didn't laugh, at all. I didn't feel a single gust of wind coming out of my mouth. Not even the slightest twitch of the muscle. You are sick. I hope you get therapy for what you did.
AITA for slamming a child in the stomach with a metal pipe at the grocery store the other day? Hear me out. I was buying my groceries as usual, and as I am checking out this beautiful can of tomato sauce, I stumbled upon a child, maybe 5 to 6 years old. He looked up at me, and asked his mom, "MOM I WANT THAT CAN OF TOMATO SAUCE!". So, I start to argue with this kid and his mom. He doesn't have the right to call dibs on anything he wants in the grocery store. If I found it first, it's MINE. I don't care what this kid's mom has to say, this kid can't just steal my rightfully owned can of tomato sauce like that. All the anger I have been holding for the past few weeks, ever since my wife left me, ever since my mother kicked me out of her house, was all let out, and I pull out my trusty metal pipe that I've been keeping in my backpack just in case, pick up the child, throw it in the air, and slam it with my metal pipe as hard as I can. The kid goes flying into the toothpaste aisle of the grocery store, crying. His mother starts screaming at me, and threatens to call the police. I don't care. I would rather keep my can of tomato sauce, it is rightfully mine. I have all the right in the world to slam him with a metal pipe. Few hours later, I was brought into the interrogation room. I did it in self-defense. I do not regret it.
Submitted by:joaquinnn
AITA for slamming a child in the stomach with a metal pipe at the grocery store the other day
AITA for slamming a child in the stomach with a metal pipe at the grocery store the other day? Hear me out. I was buying my groceries as usual, and as I am checking out this beautiful can of tomato sauce, I stumbled upon a child, maybe 5 to 6 years old. He looked up at me, and asked his mom, "MOM I WANT THAT CAN OF TOMATO SAUCE!". So, I start to argue with this kid and his mom. He doesn't have the right to call dibs on anything he wants in the grocery store. If I found it first, it's MINE. I don't care what this kid's mom has to say, this kid can't just steal my rightfully owned can of tomato sauce like that. All the anger I have been holding for the past few weeks, ever since my wife left me, ever since my mother kicked me out of her house, was all let out, and I pull out my trusty metal pipe that I've been keeping in my backpack just in case, pick up the child, throw it in the air, and slam it with my metal pipe as hard as I can. The kid goes flying into the toothpaste aisle of the grocery store, crying. His mother starts screaming at me, and threatens to call the police. I don't care. I would rather keep my can of tomato sauce, it is rightfully mine. I have all the right in the world to slam him with a metal pipe. Few hours later, I was brought into the interrogation room. I did it in self-defense. I do not regret it.
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
didn't ask + ratio + you fell off + cope + get good + ez clap + cancelled + cringe + stay mad + no bitches + L + bozo + touch grass + didn't ask + ratio + you fell off + cope + get good + ez clap + cancelled + cringe + stay mad + no bitches + L + bozo + touch grass + didn't ask + ratio + you fell off + cope + get good + ez clap + cancelled + cringe + stay mad + no bitches + L + bozo + touch grass +
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didn't ask + ratio + you fell off + cope + get good + ez clap + cancelled + cringe + stay mad + no bitches + L + bozo + touch grass + didn't ask + ratio + you fell off + cope + get good + ez clap + cancelled + cringe + stay mad + no bitches + L + bozo + touch grass + didn't ask + ratio + you fell off + cope + get good + ez clap + cancelled + cringe + stay mad + no bitches + L + bozo + touch grass +
The drawstrings of my pants just flopped directly into a urinal. Wtf do I even do now? I’ve been walking around like I’m wearing a diaper cause I don’t want them to touch me. “Cut em off” I don’t have access to scissors. Even if I did, Imagine walking into a store going “can I borrow some scissors?” To then just cut the tops off your pants drawstrings and hand em back saying “you should probably clean those.” Not gonna happen.
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The drawstrings of my pants just flopped directly into a urinal. Wtf do I even do now? I’ve been walking around like I’m wearing a diaper cause I don’t want them to touch me. “Cut em off” I don’t have access to scissors. Even if I did, Imagine walking into a store going “can I borrow some scissors?” To then just cut the tops off your pants drawstrings and hand em back saying “you should probably clean those.” Not gonna happen.