Maverick and Brandon are in their high school hallways. Maverick's best friend, Drake, was missing since class! Brandon and Maverick see a huge group of people crowding the big assembly room, a big room with lots of tables. They try to go in, but someone pushes Maverick away. It was another classmate he did not know yet! He tells Maverick that he does not want to see what is going on there. Maverick charges and pushes the crowd away. DRAKE WAS BEING FUCKED BE TWO GIRLS ON A TABLE. He seemed to be enjoying the crowd though. Maverick stares in shock as the crowd, aware of their strong friendship, goes quiet. Drake does not look at Maverick, unaware that he was there. Maverick runs away, tears running across his face as he grabs a knife and kills himself.
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A WTF STORY
Maverick and Brandon are in their high school hallways. Maverick's best friend, Drake, was missing since class! Brandon and Maverick see a huge group of people crowding the big assembly room, a big room with lots of tables. They try to go in, but someone pushes Maverick away. It was another classmate he did not know yet! He tells Maverick that he does not want to see what is going on there. Maverick charges and pushes the crowd away. DRAKE WAS BEING FUCKED BE TWO GIRLS ON A TABLE. He seemed to be enjoying the crowd though. Maverick stares in shock as the crowd, aware of their strong friendship, goes quiet. Drake does not look at Maverick, unaware that he was there. Maverick runs away, tears running across his face as he grabs a knife and kills himself.
McDonalds is trying to invade the world. I don't know if you'll believe me, but it's true. I have plenty of evidence. In the USA, a McDonalds opens every 14.5 hours. That is very much. I see Mcdonalds every time I drive my car on the road. I live in a smaller area and there are plenty of McDonalds!. Once I saw two were next to each other! I went to Big Bear to have a nice winter, but a FUCKING MCDONALDS WAS THERE. I went to another country to stay there because I always wanted to go there. No McDonalds! but there was a new problem. AMONG US! PLEASE END AMONG US AND MCDONALDS, I AM SUFFERING
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Mcdonalds is invading the world includes true fun facts. Amogus
McDonalds is trying to invade the world. I don't know if you'll believe me, but it's true. I have plenty of evidence. In the USA, a McDonalds opens every 14.5 hours. That is very much. I see Mcdonalds every time I drive my car on the road. I live in a smaller area and there are plenty of McDonalds!. Once I saw two were next to each other! I went to Big Bear to have a nice winter, but a FUCKING MCDONALDS WAS THERE. I went to another country to stay there because I always wanted to go there. No McDonalds! but there was a new problem. AMONG US! PLEASE END AMONG US AND MCDONALDS, I AM SUFFERING
What are those? These? Dietz nuts. Dietz and Wattson. Dietz nuts. Those are nuts? Dietz nuts aren't nuts, Dietz nuts are meat nuts. Those are meat nuts? There Dietz nuts.
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What are those? These? Dietz nuts. Dietz and Wattson. Dietz nuts. Those are nuts? Dietz nuts aren't nuts, Dietz nuts are meat nuts. Those are meat nuts? There Dietz nuts.
So #epic! I got a Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure keychain, a color changing Groot mug, and a letter from my long dead wife! #w00t #lootget
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So #epic! I got a Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure keychain, a color changing Groot mug, and a letter from my long dead wife! #w00t #lootget
I cannot tell you just how distraught I am. This is truly the darkest day. Now how else will I lord over the shills who pay money to have some J Pegs? How else will I fell good knowing I am annoying the Subs and Mods with my Pleb Master Race Spam? What can I do now but wait for a month to return to my comrades? This is so sad.
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I got Gifted a Sub
I cannot tell you just how distraught I am. This is truly the darkest day. Now how else will I lord over the shills who pay money to have some J Pegs? How else will I fell good knowing I am annoying the Subs and Mods with my Pleb Master Race Spam? What can I do now but wait for a month to return to my comrades? This is so sad.
I would stir her velvety cream into my hot chocolate and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder
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I would stir her velvety cream into my hot chocolate and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder
Relationships broken. Friendships ruined. Family pushed away. All for the cookies. Once you click the first cookie, you won't stop. You can't stop. The cookies are the only thing that matters. Nothing else in the world does. After the first click, it will spread though you like a virus. Growing and growing until you are fully consumed. Don't try and run. You can't stop the inevitable. There's still more in store. Hundreds and thousands of cookies per second. Grandmas ripped from their family's. Cookie factory's destroying the earth's atmosphere. Don't worry, its all for the greater good. Millions and billions per second. Shipments brought in from other planets. Inter-dimensional travel, bringing cookies from other realms. Don't try to fight it. It will only make it stronger. Trillions per second. Prisms turning light into cookies. Creating cookies through sheer luck. And then the Grandma Apocalypse. Destroying cites, merging with the environment and creating monsters to take down your empire. The Grandmas have become a superior being. But nothing can stop the Cookies. Nothing ever will. You can contain the Grandma's wrath and control the monsters into helping your empire. Quadrillions of cookies per second. Now you have made connection with other idle universes like your own and convert what they are creating into cookies. Quintillions of cookies per second. Today is the day. You have taken of the multiverse. Your cookies are all that their is. Your think that you have reached the final destination, the end of the road, the last junction and that you can be finally freed. But no. It is only just beginning. As you see the world you have created fade into darkness. And the cookies that you have created left behind you realize that you are no longer a human. That you have gone beyond what was ever possible. You have become a god. You thought you were free, but you were wrong. You are stuck here forever.
Submitted by:CrunchyCroissant
a review on steam i found of cookie clicker
Relationships broken. Friendships ruined. Family pushed away. All for the cookies. Once you click the first cookie, you won't stop. You can't stop. The cookies are the only thing that matters. Nothing else in the world does. After the first click, it will spread though you like a virus. Growing and growing until you are fully consumed. Don't try and run. You can't stop the inevitable. There's still more in store. Hundreds and thousands of cookies per second. Grandmas ripped from their family's. Cookie factory's destroying the earth's atmosphere. Don't worry, its all for the greater good. Millions and billions per second. Shipments brought in from other planets. Inter-dimensional travel, bringing cookies from other realms. Don't try to fight it. It will only make it stronger. Trillions per second. Prisms turning light into cookies. Creating cookies through sheer luck. And then the Grandma Apocalypse. Destroying cites, merging with the environment and creating monsters to take down your empire. The Grandmas have become a superior being. But nothing can stop the Cookies. Nothing ever will. You can contain the Grandma's wrath and control the monsters into helping your empire. Quadrillions of cookies per second. Now you have made connection with other idle universes like your own and convert what they are creating into cookies. Quintillions of cookies per second. Today is the day. You have taken of the multiverse. Your cookies are all that their is. Your think that you have reached the final destination, the end of the road, the last junction and that you can be finally freed. But no. It is only just beginning. As you see the world you have created fade into darkness. And the cookies that you have created left behind you realize that you are no longer a human. That you have gone beyond what was ever possible. You have become a god. You thought you were free, but you were wrong. You are stuck here forever.
Well!
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
She's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair,
She a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom is a bitch, aah.
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Kyle's Mom Lyrics (South Park)
Well!
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
She's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair,
She a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom is a bitch, aah.