>The year is 2006
>Jerma985 Albertson is sleeping in his bed with dinosaur pajamas with ketchup stains
>He is visited by Master Jedi Luke Skywalker from the 1983 film Star Wars: A Star Wars
>He thinks he is dreaming but it is actually real life. He wakes up.
>”Jerma985 you must follow me. I have something important to show you.” Luke says
>Jerma985 follows Luke through a doorway
>Past the door is many plates of spaghetti
>”Jerma985 I need you to identify which of these meatballs is not human”
>”I only see one meatball, and it’s you.” jerma985 responds
>Luke’s jaw extends in disbelief
>Jerma985 reaches into Luke’s throat and pulls out an authentic German zweihänder
>With one swift jumping spin slice he cleaves off Luke’s head
>Jerma985 starts to yoinky sploinky all over his body
Submitted by:anonymous
>The year is 2006
>Jerma985 Albertson is sleeping in his bed with dinosaur pajamas with ketchup stains
>He is visited by Master Jedi Luke Skywalker from the 1983 film Star Wars: A Star Wars
>He thinks he is dreaming but it is actually real life. He wakes up.
>”Jerma985 you must follow me. I have something important to show you.” Luke says
>Jerma985 follows Luke through a doorway
>Past the door is many plates of spaghetti
>”Jerma985 I need you to identify which of these meatballs is not human”
>”I only see one meatball, and it’s you.” jerma985 responds
>Luke’s jaw extends in disbelief
>Jerma985 reaches into Luke’s throat and pulls out an authentic German zweihänder
>With one swift jumping spin slice he cleaves off Luke’s head
>Jerma985 starts to yoinky sploinky all over his body
Last dream I had of jerma I saw him at my grocery store and I got excited and said “hey jerma!”. He turned around and got fucking FURIOUS with me screaming “YOURE THAT FUCKER IN CHAT” and continued to yell at me until I ran out of the store.
Submitted by:anonymous
Last dream I had of jerma I saw him at my grocery store and I got excited and said “hey jerma!”. He turned around and got fucking FURIOUS with me screaming “YOURE THAT FUCKER IN CHAT” and continued to yell at me until I ran out of the store.
Flowey: In this world, it is yeet or be yeeted.
Frisk: *carries le flowey and yeets him out of the underground*
Later.....
Frisk: *YEETS ALL MONSTERS OUT OF ENTIERTY*
Ending...
Chara: Let's yeet this world altogether
What will happen next:
1. If you want to yeet the world, go to yeet section.
2. If you don't want to yeet the world, go to no yeet section.
YEET SECTION
Chara: I am absorb your soul????????
Frisk: -_-
Frisk again: (/-_-)/ ᵒᵏ
chara: HAAAAAAAAAAAHGDHKBIUDBWIH
NO YEET SECTION
Chara: AYO WHO SAY U WERE LE ONE IN CONTROLLE?????
Chara: *killz you*
[gaaaaame oooooooveeeeerrrrrrrrrr]
Submitted by:anonymous
undertale by toby fox but yeet
Flowey: In this world, it is yeet or be yeeted.
Frisk: *carries le flowey and yeets him out of the underground*
Later.....
Frisk: *YEETS ALL MONSTERS OUT OF ENTIERTY*
Ending...
Chara: Let's yeet this world altogether
What will happen next:
1. If you want to yeet the world, go to yeet section.
2. If you don't want to yeet the world, go to no yeet section.
YEET SECTION
Chara: I am absorb your soul????????
Frisk: -_-
Frisk again: (/-_-)/ ᵒᵏ
chara: HAAAAAAAAAAAHGDHKBIUDBWIH
NO YEET SECTION
Chara: AYO WHO SAY U WERE LE ONE IN CONTROLLE?????
Chara: *killz you*
[gaaaaame oooooooveeeeerrrrrrrrrr]
heard you on my AirPods back in '21/02/22
Staying awake, intent at tuning in to bald Martin and sex noises
If I was young, it didn't stop you coming through
Oh-a, oh-a
They took the credit for the joys brought to the vc
Rewritten by Ben, baldy, kx and Liam
And now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh-a
I met your mrs
Oh-a oh-a
What did you tell her?
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
The mods came and muted you all
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet in an abandoned server
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And you remember the nights used to go
Oh-a oh-a
You were the first one
Oh-a oh-a
You are the last one
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
In our minds and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Oh-a-aho oh
Oh-a-aho oh
Lnobbins killed the late night
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Pictures came and broke your heart
Put the blame on Lnobbins
You are a the reason late night vc is dead
You are a the reason late night vc is dead
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Submitted by:Lnobbins
Lnobbins
heard you on my AirPods back in '21/02/22
Staying awake, intent at tuning in to bald Martin and sex noises
If I was young, it didn't stop you coming through
Oh-a, oh-a
They took the credit for the joys brought to the vc
Rewritten by Ben, baldy, kx and Liam
And now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh-a
I met your mrs
Oh-a oh-a
What did you tell her?
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
The mods came and muted you all
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet in an abandoned server
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And you remember the nights used to go
Oh-a oh-a
You were the first one
Oh-a oh-a
You are the last one
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
In our minds and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Oh-a-aho oh
Oh-a-aho oh
Lnobbins killed the late night
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
In my mind and in my car
We can't rewind, we've gone too far
Pictures came and broke your heart
Put the blame on Lnobbins
You are a the reason late night vc is dead
You are a the reason late night vc is dead
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
Lnobbins killed the late night vc
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Coaster brakes. The magnetics are extremely advanced, and without a solid grasp of material physics the workings of a simple D.C. Rivals trim will go over a typical rider's head. There’s also TTD, which has its brake fins deftly lowered into its launch track- The mechanics behind it come from Intamin's superior ridemaking technology. The advanced enthusiasts understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these brakes, to realise that they’re not just magnets- they use something special called EDDY CURRENTS. As a consequence people who think magnetic brakes aren't adjustable truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, Mack trim brakes' ability to turn off, which is another concept the average rider doesn't grasp. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as a Mack coasters' trims adjust the speed perfectly every time. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a B&M brake fin diagram tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 coaster credits of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Submitted by:anonymous
Thoosie’s be like
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Coaster brakes. The magnetics are extremely advanced, and without a solid grasp of material physics the workings of a simple D.C. Rivals trim will go over a typical rider's head. There’s also TTD, which has its brake fins deftly lowered into its launch track- The mechanics behind it come from Intamin's superior ridemaking technology. The advanced enthusiasts understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these brakes, to realise that they’re not just magnets- they use something special called EDDY CURRENTS. As a consequence people who think magnetic brakes aren't adjustable truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, Mack trim brakes' ability to turn off, which is another concept the average rider doesn't grasp. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as a Mack coasters' trims adjust the speed perfectly every time. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a B&M brake fin diagram tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 coaster credits of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎