Soju special stater kit ✔ already won the game ✔ This lobby’s playing for second ✔ This is my last loss ✔ I win out from here ✔ My board is too lit ✔ HP is fake ✔ I’m about to spike hard ✔ That’s a fake loss ✔ 20hp? That’s 3 lives ✔ This game is over ✔ We win out ✔ We're actually scaling ✔ last loss ✔ it's a fast 9 ✔ going eif
Submitted by:k3soju
Soju special stater kit ✔ already won the game ✔ This lobby’s playing for second ✔ This is my last loss ✔ I win out from here ✔ My board is too lit ✔ HP is fake ✔ I’m about to spike hard ✔ That’s a fake loss ✔ 20hp? That’s 3 lives ✔ This game is over ✔ We win out ✔ We're actually scaling ✔ last loss ✔ it's a fast 9 ✔ going eif
Jeremy Elbertson. Comedian. Billionaire. And suspect in the murder of one Kris Kringle. While awaiting trial, Elbertson makes a bizarre proposition. He promises not only to undergo a polygraph test, but to do so live on network television, taking questions from the public. He believes the test will prove his innocence. But could it instead reveal the twisted mind of a killer? Find out on this very special episode of Holiday Homicides.
Jeremy Harrington, suspected holiday icon murderer, has broken free from his restraints and taken control of the polygraph. Though terrifed, Doctor Schmoitzen remains calm, knowing that attempting to subdue the subject may only result in harm. Instead, he let's Harrington review his own answers, hoping that if he waits, the suspect will eventually become sober.
Submitted by:anonymous
Jeremy Elbertson. Comedian. Billionaire. And suspect in the murder of one Kris Kringle. While awaiting trial, Elbertson makes a bizarre proposition. He promises not only to undergo a polygraph test, but to do so live on network television, taking questions from the public. He believes the test will prove his innocence. But could it instead reveal the twisted mind of a killer? Find out on this very special episode of Holiday Homicides.
Jeremy Harrington, suspected holiday icon murderer, has broken free from his restraints and taken control of the polygraph. Though terrifed, Doctor Schmoitzen remains calm, knowing that attempting to subdue the subject may only result in harm. Instead, he let's Harrington review his own answers, hoping that if he waits, the suspect will eventually become sober.
“YOU LITTLE SHIT, IT‘S NOT A TUMOR! okay? I’m- I’m gonna STRANGLE YOUR PARENTS! okay? That’s what’s gonna happen to them. I’m gonna put my hands around their neck and STRANGLE THEM!”
Submitted by:anonymous
“YOU LITTLE SHIT, IT‘S NOT A TUMOR! okay? I’m- I’m gonna STRANGLE YOUR PARENTS! okay? That’s what’s gonna happen to them. I’m gonna put my hands around their neck and STRANGLE THEM!”
BABYLON WAGES WAR ON BABYLON, BABYLON VANQUISHES THE EVIL OF BABYLON. BABYLON FALLS AND BABYLON RISES! THE WARS AREN'T REAL BUT THE GENOCIDS OF PEOPLE ARE! HOW THEY MASSACRED YOUR KIN LIKE CATTLE! HOW GOD MUST WEEP FOR ALL THE MISGUIDED SOULS! THEIR MERCHANTS DID TRADE TERRIBLE SECRETS, WHILE THEIR LEADERS WORE THEIR BLOOD STAIND CROSS. ARE YOU TRULY BLINDED BY THE SERPENTS PROPAGANDA? WHERE DID THEIR SCHOLARS GO?! YOU QUESTION WHERE ALL THE BODIES WENT, BUT WHERE DO WE PUT OURS? THE SNAKES HEAD BITES THE TAIL AND IN DEATH THEY ARE ALL BORN.
Submitted by:Madtroll the Prophet
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
BABYLON WAGES WAR ON BABYLON, BABYLON VANQUISHES THE EVIL OF BABYLON. BABYLON FALLS AND BABYLON RISES! THE WARS AREN'T REAL BUT THE GENOCIDS OF PEOPLE ARE! HOW THEY MASSACRED YOUR KIN LIKE CATTLE! HOW GOD MUST WEEP FOR ALL THE MISGUIDED SOULS! THEIR MERCHANTS DID TRADE TERRIBLE SECRETS, WHILE THEIR LEADERS WORE THEIR BLOOD STAIND CROSS. ARE YOU TRULY BLINDED BY THE SERPENTS PROPAGANDA? WHERE DID THEIR SCHOLARS GO?! YOU QUESTION WHERE ALL THE BODIES WENT, BUT WHERE DO WE PUT OURS? THE SNAKES HEAD BITES THE TAIL AND IN DEATH THEY ARE ALL BORN.
Hi! My name is Daria Chudnovsky and I'm from Skokie, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago. I am currently a mathematics major at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. I have an older sister who is currently a senior math major at UIUC as well. I am very passionate about mathematics because I love the logic behind it and how it always makes you think. However, beyond my passion toward the subject, I enjoy spreading the passion toward mathematics to kids. I feel like kids aren't taught math the fun way from an early age so they learn to dislike it. That is why one of my major interests is finding ways to make math fun for kids to learn. This is exactly what I am currently doing in my research project at the Illinois Geometry Lab. Also, a major hobby of mine is playing the violin, as I've played it since I was 3 years old and have reached a near professional level. I have won numerous solo/ensemble competitions in my high school years and to continue this hobby, I am a part of a string quartet right now at UIUC! Beyond math and playing the violin, I love reading, specifically Russian literature, and I enjoy running.
Submitted by:anonymous
Hi! My name is Daria Chudnovsky and I'm from Skokie, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago. I am currently a mathematics major at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. I have an older sister who is currently a senior math major at UIUC as well. I am very passionate about mathematics because I love the logic behind it and how it always makes you think. However, beyond my passion toward the subject, I enjoy spreading the passion toward mathematics to kids. I feel like kids aren't taught math the fun way from an early age so they learn to dislike it. That is why one of my major interests is finding ways to make math fun for kids to learn. This is exactly what I am currently doing in my research project at the Illinois Geometry Lab. Also, a major hobby of mine is playing the violin, as I've played it since I was 3 years old and have reached a near professional level. I have won numerous solo/ensemble competitions in my high school years and to continue this hobby, I am a part of a string quartet right now at UIUC! Beyond math and playing the violin, I love reading, specifically Russian literature, and I enjoy running.
Está muy rota esa clase, es puro meme esa arena. Deberían buffear a mi guardiana para que mínimo pueda defenderse de esa ratas, necesito que buffeen el daño de mis skills para que le haga 1 shot a las clases incluso en iFrame, de hecho ni siquiera necesito apuntar mis skills para hacer daño. Tengo como 800 gs y aún así me matan de 1 skill, con el reboot dejaron bien desbalanceadas las clases y a mi guardiana no. Al menos ya valió verga la kuno y todas sus clases pijas se quejan y la nerfean. La gorda sigue "rota"
zi es que él dice total estoy rotita y tengo perma super armor pa q quiero resistencias KKKKKKKK y el grab, kb igual auque tengas 200% de resistencia KKKKKKKKK hasta me misean, KKKKK poco pero bueno, hay q misearle a una gordiana 900 de evasion sirve como simple complemento? jaja
Submitted by:anonymous
Está muy rota esa clase, es puro meme esa arena. Deberían buffear a mi guardiana para que mínimo pueda defenderse de esa ratas, necesito que buffeen el daño de mis skills para que le haga 1 shot a las clases incluso en iFrame, de hecho ni siquiera necesito apuntar mis skills para hacer daño. Tengo como 800 gs y aún así me matan de 1 skill, con el reboot dejaron bien desbalanceadas las clases y a mi guardiana no. Al menos ya valió verga la kuno y todas sus clases pijas se quejan y la nerfean. La gorda sigue "rota"
zi es que él dice total estoy rotita y tengo perma super armor pa q quiero resistencias KKKKKKKK y el grab, kb igual auque tengas 200% de resistencia KKKKKKKKK hasta me misean, KKKKK poco pero bueno, hay q misearle a una gordiana 900 de evasion sirve como simple complemento? jaja
GET IT 😂 PARASOCIAL, START 😩 LIVING 👇😮 THROUGH YOUR 😍👉 STREAMER. PARASOCIAL LIFE IS AN INVESTMENT 📈 YOUR STREAMER WILL 🅱 BE YOUR 👉💦 FRIEND, THEY WILL LIKE YOU, AND 👉🙇 PRIVATE 🕵 CHAT 👏 WITH YOU, 🍆👆 YOU WILL DO 👌 ALL 💯😀 OF THAT, YOU UNDERSTAND. YOU 🤓 WILL 🤤 BE THEIR BESTFRIEND AND 😈 REBUILD YOUR FUCKING ⚔ LONELY LIFE 😂
Submitted by:leoprime67
Get it twisted, gable parody
GET IT 😂 PARASOCIAL, START 😩 LIVING 👇😮 THROUGH YOUR 😍👉 STREAMER. PARASOCIAL LIFE IS AN INVESTMENT 📈 YOUR STREAMER WILL 🅱 BE YOUR 👉💦 FRIEND, THEY WILL LIKE YOU, AND 👉🙇 PRIVATE 🕵 CHAT 👏 WITH YOU, 🍆👆 YOU WILL DO 👌 ALL 💯😀 OF THAT, YOU UNDERSTAND. YOU 🤓 WILL 🤤 BE THEIR BESTFRIEND AND 😈 REBUILD YOUR FUCKING ⚔ LONELY LIFE 😂
The year is 2030. It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. You've just finished mining 30 obsidian ore playing Crypto Crush Saga, a match-3 mobile game. You open up The Elder Chains Online and feel a rush of excitement. Your school buddy has spent years becoming a Master Blacksmith, and he has agreed to turn 10 obsidian into an Obsidian Battlestaff, a HUGE upgrade over the Mithril Mace you’ve been wielding for the last months. It’ll take him an hour or so. In the meantime, you log into Clash of Guilds, and use the remaining obsidian to upgrade your town hall to the next level.
That should keep your village safe for now. You wish you could fast forward time to tonight. Your Guild has plans to go for a deep run into the wilderness in Old School Rune Chains, and your prospects of a successful run (and great loot) have never been better. All guild members have been spending the past 2 weeks grinding for better weapons, and you’ve agreed (through a vote) to use the Guild treasury to buy everyone a new full set of Red Dragonhide Armor. Tonight’s objective is to kill the level 128 Frost Giant hiding in the Cave of Sorrow. He has a 5% chance of dropping an Immaculate Orb of Brilliance, of which there are currently only 4 in existence. The Orb can be used as a power source in an upcoming space exploration game, and should give your guild a great advantage in reaching distant galaxies first. A 5% drop rate is low, but you’re feeling optimistic. In the distance, you hear a faint 'BloCkChAIn doEsNT bRiNg AnYtHiNg nEW tO gAmES'. You shrug, and join your friends in the Discord voice channel.
Life is good.
Submitted by:nobuenozone
The future of gaming in the NFTverse
The year is 2030. It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. You've just finished mining 30 obsidian ore playing Crypto Crush Saga, a match-3 mobile game. You open up The Elder Chains Online and feel a rush of excitement. Your school buddy has spent years becoming a Master Blacksmith, and he has agreed to turn 10 obsidian into an Obsidian Battlestaff, a HUGE upgrade over the Mithril Mace you’ve been wielding for the last months. It’ll take him an hour or so. In the meantime, you log into Clash of Guilds, and use the remaining obsidian to upgrade your town hall to the next level.
That should keep your village safe for now. You wish you could fast forward time to tonight. Your Guild has plans to go for a deep run into the wilderness in Old School Rune Chains, and your prospects of a successful run (and great loot) have never been better. All guild members have been spending the past 2 weeks grinding for better weapons, and you’ve agreed (through a vote) to use the Guild treasury to buy everyone a new full set of Red Dragonhide Armor. Tonight’s objective is to kill the level 128 Frost Giant hiding in the Cave of Sorrow. He has a 5% chance of dropping an Immaculate Orb of Brilliance, of which there are currently only 4 in existence. The Orb can be used as a power source in an upcoming space exploration game, and should give your guild a great advantage in reaching distant galaxies first. A 5% drop rate is low, but you’re feeling optimistic. In the distance, you hear a faint 'BloCkChAIn doEsNT bRiNg AnYtHiNg nEW tO gAmES'. You shrug, and join your friends in the Discord voice channel.
Life is good.
I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans...
I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here— I don’t NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG. It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING!
Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE.
Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew!
Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy!
I CANNOT WIN!
Submitted by:anonymous
Brennen
I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans...
I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here— I don’t NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG. It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING!
Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE.
Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew!
Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy!
I CANNOT WIN!
If Morbius has a million fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has ten fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against Morbius, I am against the World. I love Morbius till my last breath.
Submitted by:anonymous
If Morbius has a million fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has ten fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against Morbius, I am against the World. I love Morbius till my last breath.