I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary.
I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut fuck up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.
Submitted by:anonymous
R/Yeagerbomb users
I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary.
I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut fuck up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.
Well there's all sorts of creatures 🐱 🐶 Down on Dangly-Doodle Farm 🧑🌾 Like wise old Mr Octopus 🐙 With way too many arms 💪 There's Mr Pig 🐷 And Mr Cow 🐮 They're always in good moods 😄 But that's cause they don't know 🙊 They'll soon be sliced up into food 🍽️ Mr Bear 🐻 What's that over there? 😮 That's where your hopes go to turn into despair 😭
Submitted by:plebecus
NotForBroadcast Mr Bear song
Well there's all sorts of creatures 🐱 🐶 Down on Dangly-Doodle Farm 🧑🌾 Like wise old Mr Octopus 🐙 With way too many arms 💪 There's Mr Pig 🐷 And Mr Cow 🐮 They're always in good moods 😄 But that's cause they don't know 🙊 They'll soon be sliced up into food 🍽️ Mr Bear 🐻 What's that over there? 😮 That's where your hopes go to turn into despair 😭
This is technically a new stream so I believe you should VIP me again? That's how it works I think. Also amazing stream you're so funny !
Submitted by:musanglaut
asking for VIP
This is technically a new stream so I believe you should VIP me again? That's how it works I think. Also amazing stream you're so funny !
truly awesome stream. Incredible hraphics, the layout I truly admire as well. Hope one day maybe I can get VIP that would be my dream. Such a cool stream & streamer. Peace
Submitted by:musanglaut
asking for VIP
truly awesome stream. Incredible hraphics, the layout I truly admire as well. Hope one day maybe I can get VIP that would be my dream. Such a cool stream & streamer. Peace
wintrade 中国 for 工党 xi jinping 社会信用增加 solo invade 1:30 死 ekko ult back to lane 弱反对 die to gromp 添加了社会信用评分！1 cs/min 期末考试 open mid 撞倒 no ff15 1/4 votes watashiwa bin chilling 喂养 0 vision score 我看不见 flash on scuttle 失去耐心 -17LP 成功
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Chinese Wintraders
wintrade 中国 for 工党 xi jinping 社会信用增加 solo invade 1:30 死 ekko ult back to lane 弱反对 die to gromp 添加了社会信用评分！1 cs/min 期末考试 open mid 撞倒 no ff15 1/4 votes watashiwa bin chilling 喂养 0 vision score 我看不见 flash on scuttle 失去耐心 -17LP 成功
Hmm... Mmmmmm... Hmm... Mmm... Oh! Pardon me, I was absorbed in thought. I am Siegward of Catarina. To be honest, I'm in a bit of a pickle. Have you ever walked near a white birch, only to be struck by a great arrow? Well, if I'm not mistaken, they come from this tower. Whoever it is, I'm sure I can talk some sense into them. But I have to find a way up, and that's just the trouble. This lift only goes down, you see, and... Well, that doesn't get me anywhere... Hmm... Mmm...
This lift only goes down, but you know... With a little warming up, eventually... No, no... I've got to use my head. And think. Hmm... Mmm...
Hmm... Mmm... Ah, oh! Don't disappear like that. You had me downright worried. But thanks to you, an epiphany has struck me sqaure in the head. I've unravelled the riddle of this inscrutable lift!
On some days, I begin to doubt myself. I went up the tower, so I thought, then somehow ended up here. I'm not exactly sure what happened. Anyhow, do you see that? That humungous beast. I'm no coward, and I've a steady hand, but that thing makes my skin crawl. Now, now, think twice before you go down that road.
I could try talking some sense into him... No, I think not. He's far too over-heated. I've got to use my head. And think. Hmm... Mmm...
No! You should have waited! Well, it's too late now. I, Siegward of the Knights of Catarina, fight by your side!
That was quite the performance. But you musn't get in over your head. We Unkindled must put our duties first. But for the moment, we've a toast to make. To your valour, my sword, and our victory together. Long may the Sun shine!
Well, I'm going to have myself a little nap. The only thing to do, really, after a nice toast.
Submitted by:anonymous
Onionbro
Hmm... Mmmmmm... Hmm... Mmm... Oh! Pardon me, I was absorbed in thought. I am Siegward of Catarina. To be honest, I'm in a bit of a pickle. Have you ever walked near a white birch, only to be struck by a great arrow? Well, if I'm not mistaken, they come from this tower. Whoever it is, I'm sure I can talk some sense into them. But I have to find a way up, and that's just the trouble. This lift only goes down, you see, and... Well, that doesn't get me anywhere... Hmm... Mmm...
This lift only goes down, but you know... With a little warming up, eventually... No, no... I've got to use my head. And think. Hmm... Mmm...
Hmm... Mmm... Ah, oh! Don't disappear like that. You had me downright worried. But thanks to you, an epiphany has struck me sqaure in the head. I've unravelled the riddle of this inscrutable lift!
On some days, I begin to doubt myself. I went up the tower, so I thought, then somehow ended up here. I'm not exactly sure what happened. Anyhow, do you see that? That humungous beast. I'm no coward, and I've a steady hand, but that thing makes my skin crawl. Now, now, think twice before you go down that road.
I could try talking some sense into him... No, I think not. He's far too over-heated. I've got to use my head. And think. Hmm... Mmm...
No! You should have waited! Well, it's too late now. I, Siegward of the Knights of Catarina, fight by your side!
That was quite the performance. But you musn't get in over your head. We Unkindled must put our duties first. But for the moment, we've a toast to make. To your valour, my sword, and our victory together. Long may the Sun shine!
Well, I'm going to have myself a little nap. The only thing to do, really, after a nice toast.