can you try carb rave? it's my favorite song and I don't know it people will like it-
Submitted by:anonymous
can you try carb rave? it's my favorite song and I don't know it people will like it-
Jerma 985
Codename: Jeremy Harrington
Risk: Moderate
Location: Last seen in Nevada with his “girlfriend“ singing the opening theme of One Piece 4kids at a Furry Convention.
Submitted by:anonymous
Jerma 985
Codename: Jeremy Harrington
Risk: Moderate
Location: Last seen in Nevada with his “girlfriend“ singing the opening theme of One Piece 4kids at a Furry Convention.
Kappa
Submitted by:Kappa
Kappa
"The 'net," he said, "is stacked with smut -
A sharpie in a lady's butt!
A hundred flicks with horny teens!
A thousand gifs of sex machines!
"There's heaps and heaps of gnarly porn -
With tentacles and unicorn!
There's ladies lathered up in cheese!
And other such indignities!
"There's vids and pics of dicks and chicks,
And leather straps and candle wicks!
There's scenes and shows of bros and hoes,
And all for free, or so it goes!
"So tell me why," he thought to say,
"Oh why you feel the need to pay?"
The other clutched his porn with glee.
"Because," he said, "this one's for me."
Submitted by:anonymous
"The 'net," he said, "is stacked with smut -
A sharpie in a lady's butt!
A hundred flicks with horny teens!
A thousand gifs of sex machines!
"There's heaps and heaps of gnarly porn -
With tentacles and unicorn!
There's ladies lathered up in cheese!
And other such indignities!
"There's vids and pics of dicks and chicks,
And leather straps and candle wicks!
There's scenes and shows of bros and hoes,
And all for free, or so it goes!
"So tell me why," he thought to say,
"Oh why you feel the need to pay?"
The other clutched his porn with glee.
"Because," he said, "this one's for me."
ABORTION TEST If the arms ⊿?⊾ touch the coat hanger, you are ARRESTED ⎝ monkaS ⎠
Submitted by:anonymous
ABORTION TEST If the arms ⊿?⊾ touch the coat hanger, you are ARRESTED ⎝ monkaS ⎠
I was browsing reddit earlier forsen, and saw someone doing a "tribute"(?) to an old picture of you where you had a lot of hair. It was really nasty and I hope it's not one of your true viewers
Submitted by:dasrit3
forsenTribute
I was browsing reddit earlier forsen, and saw someone doing a "tribute"(?) to an old picture of you where you had a lot of hair. It was really nasty and I hope it's not one of your true viewers
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
Submitted by:anonymous
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
According to all known laws of TFT, there is no way a Soju should be able to fast 9 with this board. Its gold are too small, and its comp is not stable. The Soju, of course, goes fast 9 anyway because Soju doesn't care what humans think is a fast eif.
Submitted by:xxx_69420_xxx
fast 9
According to all known laws of TFT, there is no way a Soju should be able to fast 9 with this board. Its gold are too small, and its comp is not stable. The Soju, of course, goes fast 9 anyway because Soju doesn't care what humans think is a fast eif.
According to all known laws of TFT, there is no way a Soju should be able to fast 9 at with this board. Its gold are too small, and its comp is not stable. The Soju, of course, goes fast 9 anyway because Soju doesn't care what humans think is a fast eif.
Submitted by:xxx_69420_xxx
fast 9
According to all known laws of TFT, there is no way a Soju should be able to fast 9 at with this board. Its gold are too small, and its comp is not stable. The Soju, of course, goes fast 9 anyway because Soju doesn't care what humans think is a fast eif.
cheer100 You know what, yes I am a snail fetish freak and would love you, you white haired slightly damp snail. You would be the very apex of snails slowly moving on some random pane of glass with snail streaks a mile long because the is no other snail powerful enough to surpass you!!!
Submitted by:ihle9
"Would you still love me if I was a snail"
cheer100 You know what, yes I am a snail fetish freak and would love you, you white haired slightly damp snail. You would be the very apex of snails slowly moving on some random pane of glass with snail streaks a mile long because the is no other snail powerful enough to surpass you!!!
Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
THEY FUCK
Submitted by:Fanfic writer
yes. I'm tired i wasted my energy writing that lsdf
Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
THEY FUCK
Cherry woke up beside Bread in bed. "Watcha doin'?", Bread asked Cherry. "Nothing much. Just woke up." Cherry replied. Cherry and Bread hug very passionately. The warmth is getting pretty intense in the blankets, so they loosen the blankets a bit, then fall into a passionate kiss. The heat is intense, as Bread starts to insert his tounge into her mouth. "mmm..." Bread pulls his mouth away, leaving a thin string of saliva left between their lips. "Why... why did you stop?" Cherry asked Bread. Bread started to reach out into Cherry's short skirt as Cherry gave out a little moan. Cherry spread her legs as Bread started stroking her wet pussy. "uum- mm- ahh..." Cherry's voice was like a symphony. Cherry was about to come, when Bread stopped. Cherry was mildly upset- she was having so much fun! Bread pulled his pants down and started rubbing against her wet vagina. Bread inserted his cock as Cherry blushed even harder and yelled an agh! Bread thrust back and forth. Soon Bread came inside her.
Submitted by:Fanfic writer
Cherry and Bread wake up in the right mood.
Cherry woke up beside Bread in bed. "Watcha doin'?", Bread asked Cherry. "Nothing much. Just woke up." Cherry replied. Cherry and Bread hug very passionately. The warmth is getting pretty intense in the blankets, so they loosen the blankets a bit, then fall into a passionate kiss. The heat is intense, as Bread starts to insert his tounge into her mouth. "mmm..." Bread pulls his mouth away, leaving a thin string of saliva left between their lips. "Why... why did you stop?" Cherry asked Bread. Bread started to reach out into Cherry's short skirt as Cherry gave out a little moan. Cherry spread her legs as Bread started stroking her wet pussy. "uum- mm- ahh..." Cherry's voice was like a symphony. Cherry was about to come, when Bread stopped. Cherry was mildly upset- she was having so much fun! Bread pulled his pants down and started rubbing against her wet vagina. Bread inserted his cock as Cherry blushed even harder and yelled an agh! Bread thrust back and forth. Soon Bread came inside her.